It was happening again, Hymir had seen this play out before in a vision. Absinthe leaped over the flames with ease, and his battle cry could be heard from within. While Hymir readied another firebolt, Absinthe made a wide arc through the room and got around behind Patchy against the South wall. With deft precision, he stabbed the bugbear in his good eye, who howled, then moved the patch over the now bleeding socket. The first bugbear who was out in the hallway laughed and said, "Ha, gave you a reason to wear that stupid thing now, eh Mosk?" To which Absinthe replied with a backhand to the nose that slammed his head against the wall.
"Focusyou flea-ridden fart-bag! We have to put an end to these traitors."
19- Dirk
13- Bugbears
1) Against East wall. Taken 23 damage, Looks rough
Az Emberi's shard of ice shoots forth from his hands and sticks into the forearm of the one against to North wall. It grins as it plucks the magical ice from its arm, and it explodes in its hand, sending tiny shards of ice like broken glass at it and everything next to it. Dex saves: 2: 11
1: 21
Mosk: 4
Unconscious Goblin: Auto-fail
1) Against East wall. Taken 23 damage, Looks rough
2) Against North wall. Taken 9 damage
3) Mosk, in middle of them. Taken 17 damage, Looks hurt
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Fjolnir skids through the smoldering door as though he were a bartender in socks, and begins to back up, stepping onto their bed in the west of the room, with arrow nocked, he whispers to the fletching, "Mardûn ikhtir mênu 'utnrukhs." casting a Hunters' Mark upon Mosk, and looses it at his remaining eye.
Fjolnir's arrow finds its target in the one-eyed bugbear's face. His iris filled with arrow shaft, his brain lacerated, his jaw goes slack and he falls backward like a hewn tree. Dirk's stab doesn't penetrate the Northernmost bugbear's armor (Changed targets since Mosk was dead but a miss is a miss)
Goblin Death Save: 6 [][][]/[X][][]
The bugbears stand their ground and swing with their morningstars.
Bugbear 2 attacks Dirk: Attack: 13 Damage: 11
Bugbear 1 attacks Absinthe: Attack: 16 Damage: 15
Both hit, and hard! Dirk takes a spiked mace to the gut and Absinthe to the head, who goes unconcious.
19- Dirk
13- Bugbears
1) Against East wall. Taken 23 damage, Looks rough
I'VE GOT TIGER'S BLOOD IN MY VEINS! Attack: 16 Damage: 7 And you can too Absinthe I point, nod and wink at Absinthe offering him my bardic inspiration.
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Almost everyone missed their shots this round, except Dirk who is winning at life. He gets a stab on the one against the north wall. And Az Emberi saved Absinthe from a slow death, but other than that, suck. The one in combat with Dirk swings again, attempting to down the bard and end their trading of blows. Attack: 9 Damage: 17
It connects, knocking the bard to the ground.
The one against the East wall raises its morning star to bring it down on the just awoken monk's head. Attack: 9 Damage: 11
Absinthe too, succumbs to the world of unconsciousness
The goblin saves: 4
He is fading fast, nearly bled out.
19- Dirk
13- Bugbears
1) Against East wall. Taken 23 damage, Looks rough
2) Against North wall. Taken 16 Damage, Looks hurt
3) Mosk, in middle of them. Dead
9- Absinthe
9- Hymir
7- Az Emberi
4- Fjolnir
-Unconscious goblin [][][]/[X][X][]
Absinthe, another Death save, Hymir is up, Then Az Emberi, then Fjolnir, then if Dirk is not up yet, I'll need a death save.
with the rage of all these fire bolts missing i run 2 squares S and then SE as both my hands again engulf in flame but this time it's different i cast burning hands
11
they have to roll a Dex DC of 13 on a success they take half damage.
**** these god damn bug bears... EMBRACE THE SHIT!
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Hymir stands over the body of the bleeding goblin and takes care to not hit any of his friends with the cone of fire that bursts from his hands, but envelopes both bugbears in flames, along with the NE bed, which easily catches fire. Dex saves: 1) 6 2) 19
The bugbear against the East wall lights up like a dried pine on the winter solstice and dies a horrible screaming death as the fire takes all available oxygen from their lungs while simultaneously burning their insides. The one against the North wall gets burned, but manages to quickly pat out the flames before they consume him. He's looking pretty rough though.
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Fjolnir shoulders his bow, runs into the fray and stands over the body of Mosk to obstruct their access to Absinthe- drawing Scimitar and Dagger to attack the northern Bugbear-
Fjolnir eviscerates the remaining bugbear, and laughs as the semi-charred thing tries to shove its own intestines back inside its abdomen. It slumps to the ground in a heap and spills its contents all over the floor, next to the burning bed. Combat is over.
"Ouchies!" I exclaim in a manly voice.
Shrug damage: 8
Absinthe leaps over the fire with magical grace. "Your most glorious battles are less epic than my greatest bowel moments! Or something like that!"
I find a good spot to Stab my Yklwa into Patches McGee's good eye.
Yklwa Attack: 24 Damage: 9
Bonus action backhand at Bugbear 1.
Backhand Attack: 16 Damage: 5
It was happening again, Hymir had seen this play out before in a vision. Absinthe leaped over the flames with ease, and his battle cry could be heard from within. While Hymir readied another firebolt, Absinthe made a wide arc through the room and got around behind Patchy against the South wall. With deft precision, he stabbed the bugbear in his good eye, who howled, then moved the patch over the now bleeding socket. The first bugbear who was out in the hallway laughed and said, "Ha, gave you a reason to wear that stupid thing now, eh Mosk?" To which Absinthe replied with a backhand to the nose that slammed his head against the wall.
"Focus you flea-ridden fart-bag! We have to put an end to these traitors."
19- Dirk
13- Bugbears
1) Against East wall. Taken 23 damage, Looks rough
2) Against North wall. Unhurt
3) Mosk, in middle of them. Taken 9 damage
9- Absinthe
9- Hymir
7- Az Emberi
4- Fjolnir
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Sighing I loom over my shoulder to Fjolnir "The best laid plans eh? Oh well, Embrace the shit I suppose"
I drop concentration on the bonfire and run in 2 squares sbd cast ice knife on the northern bugbear
Attack 20 dmg 9
Him and everything adjacent to him make a saving throw if they fail 5
Ba magic rocks
I charge in, rapier at the ready and stab the now definitely one eyed orc. CATCH PHRASE! Attack: 11 Damage: 3
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Az Emberi's shard of ice shoots forth from his hands and sticks into the forearm of the one against to North wall. It grins as it plucks the magical ice from its arm, and it explodes in its hand, sending tiny shards of ice like broken glass at it and everything next to it. Dex saves: 2: 11
1: 21
Mosk: 4
Unconscious Goblin: Auto-fail
1) Against East wall. Taken 23 damage, Looks rough
2) Against North wall. Taken 9 damage
3) Mosk, in middle of them. Taken 17 damage, Looks hurt
The goblin starts bleeding out.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Fjolnir skids through the smoldering door as though he were a bartender in socks, and begins to back up, stepping onto their bed in the west of the room, with arrow nocked, he whispers to the fletching, "Mardûn ikhtir mênu 'utnrukhs." casting a Hunters' Mark upon Mosk, and looses it at his remaining eye.
Attack 9 Damage 3 Hunters Mark 3
Fjolnir's arrow finds its target in the one-eyed bugbear's face. His iris filled with arrow shaft, his brain lacerated, his jaw goes slack and he falls backward like a hewn tree. Dirk's stab doesn't penetrate the Northernmost bugbear's armor (Changed targets since Mosk was dead but a miss is a miss)
Goblin Death Save: 6 [][][]/[X][][]
The bugbears stand their ground and swing with their morningstars.
Bugbear 2 attacks Dirk: Attack: 13 Damage: 11
Bugbear 1 attacks Absinthe: Attack: 16 Damage: 15
Both hit, and hard! Dirk takes a spiked mace to the gut and Absinthe to the head, who goes unconcious.
19- Dirk
13- Bugbears
1) Against East wall. Taken 23 damage, Looks rough
2) Against North wall. Taken 9 Damage
3) Mosk, in middle of them. Dead
9- Absinthe [][][]/[][][]
9- Hymir
7- Az Emberi
4- Fjolnir
Absinthe, Hymir, Ah hell, everybody's up!
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
I'VE GOT TIGER'S BLOOD IN MY VEINS! Attack: 16 Damage: 7
And you can too Absinthe I point, nod and wink at Absinthe offering him my bardic inspiration.
5024Winning
Rainbow....... Mooo....
1d20: 18
I run into the room firebolt on the bugbear that is most hurt
Hit 7
Damage 8
Chronomancy!!!
I fling a rock at the one on east wall looking rough
21 dmg 5
Ba healing word 4 Absinth
Fjolnir draws another arrow and whispers, "Find that ones' liver..." moving the mark to the eastern-most bugbear, and looses it at the creature.
Attack 8 Damage 10 Hunters' Mark 1
Almost everyone missed their shots this round, except Dirk who is winning at life. He gets a stab on the one against the north wall. And Az Emberi saved Absinthe from a slow death, but other than that, suck. The one in combat with Dirk swings again, attempting to down the bard and end their trading of blows. Attack: 9 Damage: 17
It connects, knocking the bard to the ground.
The one against the East wall raises its morning star to bring it down on the just awoken monk's head. Attack: 9 Damage: 11
Absinthe too, succumbs to the world of unconsciousness
The goblin saves: 4
He is fading fast, nearly bled out.
19- Dirk
13- Bugbears
1) Against East wall. Taken 23 damage, Looks rough
2) Against North wall. Taken 16 Damage, Looks hurt
3) Mosk, in middle of them. Dead
9- Absinthe
9- Hymir
7- Az Emberi
4- Fjolnir
-Unconscious goblin [][][]/[X][X][]
Absinthe, another Death save, Hymir is up, Then Az Emberi, then Fjolnir, then if Dirk is not up yet, I'll need a death save.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
I whip another rock at east wall ass 4 plus 5 dmg 7
Ba shillelagh in case i need to get close
with the rage of all these fire bolts missing i run 2 squares S and then SE as both my hands again engulf in flame but this time it's different i cast burning hands
11
they have to roll a Dex DC of 13 on a success they take half damage.
**** these god damn bug bears... EMBRACE THE SHIT!
then i go W 2 squares to leave room
Chronomancy!!!
Hymir stands over the body of the bleeding goblin and takes care to not hit any of his friends with the cone of fire that bursts from his hands, but envelopes both bugbears in flames, along with the NE bed, which easily catches fire. Dex saves: 1) 6 2) 19
The bugbear against the East wall lights up like a dried pine on the winter solstice and dies a horrible screaming death as the fire takes all available oxygen from their lungs while simultaneously burning their insides. The one against the North wall gets burned, but manages to quickly pat out the flames before they consume him. He's looking pretty rough though.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Fjolnir shoulders his bow, runs into the fray and stands over the body of Mosk to obstruct their access to Absinthe- drawing Scimitar and Dagger to attack the northern Bugbear-
RH Attack 13 Damage 5 Hunters' Mark 1
LH Attack 14 Damage 1 Hunters' Mark 5
Fjolnir eviscerates the remaining bugbear, and laughs as the semi-charred thing tries to shove its own intestines back inside its abdomen. It slumps to the ground in a heap and spills its contents all over the floor, next to the burning bed. Combat is over.
The goblin: 1 Dies from blood loss.
Dirk and Absinthe are still unconscious.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
I try and stabilize Absinthe
4
Chronomancy!!!
He wipes the weapons clean on the charred beds, sheathes them, and sets down to try to stabilize Dirk.
Medicine:8