"open these doors with caution. Shoot whatever moves. I doubt we'll find friends here but aim to maime. They may have inormation." Looking at Dirk "They might also be more suseptible to new friendship if bleeding."

just in case stealth 9

so should we ready attacks or burst in and ask questions (Actually asking not being sarcastic) 

I ready an action fire bolt to be triggered only it a hostile actually makes an attack in which case i attack the hostile

i would like to stay in the back so i don't have to roll stealth but if we are moving forward and everyone else is rolling i will too

stealth 20 

Fjolnir whispers... "Full pucker, lads."  as he creeps closer, and looks to see if there are any locks, latches, or fastening devices to the door, and how old the hinges look to be- to see if opening will generate any noise...

investigate: 12   

 Perception Check: 15

The hallway continues around the corner for another 10' and ends with another door. These two doors are wooden with iron hinges and handles, and built-in locks. This door is unlocked. From the other side of the door you hear several gruff voices yelling short phrases in Goblin that could be commands, then a pause, then laughter, then more commands.

" Don the cloaks. Sneak attacks fail us time and again. Let's have our wordsmith atempt a bluff."

this is exactly what we heard before Az Embiri turned the corner and almost got shot i think if we open that door the first person is getting a face full of arrows. 

i begin ritual casting comprehend languages it takes 10 min while we decide what to do

if we decide to do something else okay but i'm going to start casting this now.

Fjolnir snatches one of the cloaks and shoulders it, "Eh... **** it." he slams open the door, and yells, "Fresh meat upstairs, fellas!" doing his best to imitate the accent of the people in this town, and walks several steps north just to clear the hallway for an ambush.

Deception: 6    

I see him bust in stop my ritual and ready my firebolt action for anyone that attacks any of us

Fjolnir opens the door swiftly and sees this barracks contains four roughly built wooden bunks, with heaped-up blankets and dirty dishes scattered about. A strong smell of unwashed bodies and rotten meat fills the air. Three bugbears are lounging among the mess, barking orders at a sad little goblin that demeans itself for their amusement. Your sudden appearance causes the goblin to faint. The bugbears all laugh again, then turn their attention to Fjolnir. The one in the back has a fancy looking bejeweled eyepatch. The other two look to him to see his reaction. He yells out the door, "We already ate." and points at all the dishes. "You left the ****in' door open, ya twaat!"

As gruff as posdible "Go **** yourself you ugly bastard." (I shut the door and ask quietly to my group do we have a way to lock this?)

"fight or try to get away unnoticed?"

I ready bonfire to cast in the doorframe as soon as one cones out. And take one step back from the door.

i move E one square as long as i can still see down the hallway

i say in Draconic

in Abyssal

in Sylvan

and i ready fire bolt for the first thing to pop out

Fjolnir turns, crouches and nocks an arrow, readies himself to draw and loose an arrow at an unsuspecting bugbear balllsack.

Absinthe moves up the stairs and readies his Yklwa. 

The door bursts open and one of the bugbears without the eye patch steps out and yells, "What did you just say!?" Becoming a meat shield for a whole slew of readied actions. Az Emberi makes a bonfire in its space, which it tries to dodge, 11 and fails, taking 4 fire damage. Fjolnir looses an arrow, Absinthe strikes with his favorite yklwa, Dirk says "I don't even know what I'm doing!" and Hymir casts fire bolt.

 Fjolnir: Attack: 21 Damage: 9

Initiative: 4

Bugbear initiative: 13

Initiative 11 

Hit 7 

Damage 8 

Initiative 7

Initiative: 20

Yklwa Attack: 7 Damage: 5

19

Attack: 18 Damage: 4  Boomerang go!

Fjolnir connects with an arrow, and thinks for a second that it might be time to put faith in a god. The Bugbear doesn't get away from the flames, but its attempts to do so let it dodge a fire bolt and a yklwa strike. Dirk snaps into gear and hits it on the noggin with a boomerang.

The bugbear yells, "What is this!? Redbrands trying to take out Cragmaw? No, you're traitors!" It takes a swing at Absinthe with its morningstar. Attack: 11 Damage: 16 Then runs back into the room out of the flames. The other two bugbears, including Patchy McEye, each move over and throw a javelin through the doorway at Az Emberi and move back into the East side of the room. Attack: 15 Damage: 4

Attack: 20 Damage: 7

Initiative: 

19- Dirk

13- Bugbears

1) Against East wall. Taken 18 damage, Looks hurt

2) Against North wall. Unhurt

3) Patchy McEye, in middle of them. Undamaged

9- Absinthe

9- Hymir

7- Az Emberi

4- Fjolnir

Absinthe, Hymir, Az Emberi, you're up!

Sylvan 

 I ready another firebolt to any enemy that peeks out to attack 

As I see Absinthe go to jump over the flames I realize the dream I had of a giant jumping through an explosion to bash a monster in the face was this moment and it was glorious 

I give Absinthe my 13 roll on his saving throw