A player jumped off a building while the rest of the party was still on it, surrounded by a team of bounty hunters. This resulted in that particular player being essentially 3 turns and 16 hit points back in combat, as he took the damage from the fall and had to climb back up to help the party.
Thoruk, my namesake, was my first character (and, somehow, hasn't died yet!). Half orc barbarian with 8 intelligence, but I tend to roleplay him a bit lower than that (he was a standard array pregen sheet for my introduction game).
Let's get started:
1: The Chip Pan Plan:
We're facing down Gnolls in our second ever game, and we wind up peeking into a cave with 2 hyenas and a huge gnoll in it. The party starts discussing how we should approach it in hushed whispers, and ~Thoruk decides to sneak in. First roll; Nat 20. Second roll; 19. Thoruk is now behind the Gnoll, and positioned to attack. So he jumps on the Gnoll and slams a cooking pot down over his head as hard as he can. The gnoll stumbles forwards and the Wizard casts Grease. Then another spellcaster casts firebolt and sets the grease on fire. Then Thoruk's up again, and throws a waterskin on it as the Gnoll stumbles through. One small chip-pan-fireball goes off, catching the closest people in the cave.
Then the druid casts "create water" and, well, big chip-pan-fireball. The DM is laughing their socks off, three of the party is at 0hp, and the Gnoll was dead before the second chip-pan fireball even went off! The druid recovered the party by forcing goodberries down their throats (note; bananas are technically berries).
2: The Unidentified Flying Idiot:
We're touring a city when a water elemental attacks us in our boats on the canal. The party starts attacking, but Thoruk can't help because he's melee based. So I draw a comic showing what I want to happen, and pass it to the DM, who laughs and says "yes!".
Thoruk yells at the elemental to get its attention, whilst stood at the front of the boat. Then the elemental attacks and he hops to the back - the slam down launches Thoruk at the elemental, where he attacks with his greatsword (the Dequackenator). Please note that Thoruk was not the only person in the boat - the Ranger and her panther were also in there! (note - this was in my early dnd days, I have a lot more respect for other players actions now. I didn't know about wangrods and how bad "it's what my character would do" can be for peoples fun!).
Thoruk then tries to pick up a magical sword in the stone and it blasted away with magic. On his next turn, he jumps onto it and used the blast to be launched through the elemental again! This time he forgoes landing safely to snatch a weapon out of the elemental, which it had just sucked out of another PC's hands, and pass it back to them on the way out of the elemental. Landed face-first in a market stall - the stall fared worse!
3: "Stand back, sir!"
Probably my favourite. The whole table was howling by the end of it.
We were tasked with clearing kobolds out of the home of some dwarves. Thoruk was distracted and asked someone what exactly we were doing, and they said "Go in there and kill everything".
We enter the first room and kill a bunch of kobolds. Thoruk is raging so I say "Thoruk opens the next door and attacks whatever is closest". The DM smiles and says the door opens onto an alter ,which Thoruk swings his sword at wildly. Make a strength saving throw. Natural 20! The DM says that he was expecting the alter to throw Thoruk back like Gimli in the fellowship of the ring, but instead Thoruk powers through and cracks the alter. Magical energies start swirling, and the party starts panicking. Someone tries to identify the alter and they find it is devoted to the dwarven goddess of homely protection. People start panicking more, and asking Thoruk "What have you done!?". Thoruk continues to the next room (he kept his rage up after all) and kills more kobolds. The magic behind him coalesces into a figure of a female dwarf, with a neatly trimmed beard - the dwarven goddess of homely protection herself!
She approaches Thoruk and asks, in the tones of a mother who's come home to find her favourite vase smashed on the floor and is trying very hard not to murder her children, "Just what do you think you are doing?". The table is silent, in an "aw snap, you're dead now!" kind of way. Thoruk turns and, seeing a bearded dwarf before him, puts out one hand and says;
"Stay back sir, there could be more of them!"
and then rages into the next room to kill more kobolds, who are fleeing in fear from the goddess. The party paladin casts Hold Person and Thoruk fails, so is stopped on his rampage. The dwarven goddess approaches him again (whilst the few party members not fled apologise to her), and asks Thoruk "Now, Just what do you think you are doing?".
I ponder this for a second and reply "Well, the dwarves outside asked us to come in here and kill everything, so I came in and killed the little dragon people and the furniture and the table thingy (waves at alter) like they asked me to!"
DM asks for a deception roll, I say that Thoruk thinks it's the truth, so he changes it to a pursuasion roll. Natural 20.
The goddess looks utterly perplexed, and then proceeds to grab Thoruk by the ear and pull him through to the alter, where she smacks his head into it. The blood flows into the cracks and fixes it. She then blesses the rest of the party (for putting up with Thoruk) and leaves.
After we left, the Dwarves found that they couldn't get into their home - the door was sealed tight!
My party had just finished escaping a UFO controlled by mind flayers (Long story short, they got abducted and paralyzed by alien magic, escaped, killed everyone in the spaceship), when they decided to try to take control of the technology themselves. Long story short, they crashed it, took massive fire and bludgeoning damage, and, whelp, let's just say it was a good thing their cleric had some diamonds for Raise Dead.
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"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
My party had just finished escaping a UFO controlled by mind flayers (Long story short, they got abducted and paralyzed by alien magic, escaped, killed everyone in the spaceship), when they decided to try to take control of the technology themselves. Long story short, they crashed it, took massive fire and bludgeoning damage, and, whelp, let's just say it was a good thing their cleric had some diamonds for Raise Dead.
Thoruk, my namesake, was my first character (and, somehow, hasn't died yet!). Half orc barbarian with 8 intelligence, but I tend to roleplay him a bit lower than that (he was a standard array pregen sheet for my introduction game).
Let's get started:
1: The Chip Pan Plan:
We're facing down Gnolls in our second ever game, and we wind up peeking into a cave with 2 hyenas and a huge gnoll in it. The party starts discussing how we should approach it in hushed whispers, and ~Thoruk decides to sneak in. First roll; Nat 20. Second roll; 19. Thoruk is now behind the Gnoll, and positioned to attack. So he jumps on the Gnoll and slams a cooking pot down over his head as hard as he can. The gnoll stumbles forwards and the Wizard casts Grease. Then another spellcaster casts firebolt and sets the grease on fire. Then Thoruk's up again, and throws a waterskin on it as the Gnoll stumbles through. One small chip-pan-fireball goes off, catching the closest people in the cave.
Then the druid casts "create water" and, well, big chip-pan-fireball. The DM is laughing their socks off, three of the party is at 0hp, and the Gnoll was dead before the second chip-pan fireball even went off! The druid recovered the party by forcing goodberries down their throats (note; bananas are technically berries).
2: The Unidentified Flying Idiot:
We're touring a city when a water elemental attacks us in our boats on the canal. The party starts attacking, but Thoruk can't help because he's melee based. So I draw a comic showing what I want to happen, and pass it to the DM, who laughs and says "yes!".
Thoruk yells at the elemental to get its attention, whilst stood at the front of the boat. Then the elemental attacks and he hops to the back - the slam down launches Thoruk at the elemental, where he attacks with his greatsword (the Dequackenator). Please note that Thoruk was not the only person in the boat - the Ranger and her panther were also in there! (note - this was in my early dnd days, I have a lot more respect for other players actions now. I didn't know about wangrods and how bad "it's what my character would do" can be for peoples fun!).
Thoruk then tries to pick up a magical sword in the stone and it blasted away with magic. On his next turn, he jumps onto it and used the blast to be launched through the elemental again! This time he forgoes landing safely to snatch a weapon out of the elemental, which it had just sucked out of another PC's hands, and pass it back to them on the way out of the elemental. Landed face-first in a market stall - the stall fared worse!
3: "Stand back, sir!"
Probably my favourite. The whole table was howling by the end of it.
We were tasked with clearing kobolds out of the home of some dwarves. Thoruk was distracted and asked someone what exactly we were doing, and they said "Go in there and kill everything".
We enter the first room and kill a bunch of kobolds. Thoruk is raging so I say "Thoruk opens the next door and attacks whatever is closest". The DM smiles and says the door opens onto an alter ,which Thoruk swings his sword at wildly. Make a strength saving throw. Natural 20! The DM says that he was expecting the alter to throw Thoruk back like Gimli in the fellowship of the ring, but instead Thoruk powers through and cracks the alter. Magical energies start swirling, and the party starts panicking. Someone tries to identify the alter and they find it is devoted to the dwarven goddess of homely protection. People start panicking more, and asking Thoruk "What have you done!?". Thoruk continues to the next room (he kept his rage up after all) and kills more kobolds. The magic behind him coalesces into a figure of a female dwarf, with a neatly trimmed beard - the dwarven goddess of homely protection herself!
She approaches Thoruk and asks, in the tones of a mother who's come home to find her favourite vase smashed on the floor and is trying very hard not to murder her children, "Just what do you think you are doing?". The table is silent, in an "aw snap, you're dead now!" kind of way. Thoruk turns and, seeing a bearded dwarf before him, puts out one hand and says;
"Stay back sir, there could be more of them!"
and then rages into the next room to kill more kobolds, who are fleeing in fear from the goddess. The party paladin casts Hold Person and Thoruk fails, so is stopped on his rampage. The dwarven goddess approaches him again (whilst the few party members not fled apologise to her), and asks Thoruk "Now, Just what do you think you are doing?".
I ponder this for a second and reply "Well, the dwarves outside asked us to come in here and kill everything, so I came in and killed the little dragon people and the furniture and the table thingy (waves at alter) like they asked me to!"
DM asks for a deception roll, I say that Thoruk thinks it's the truth, so he changes it to a pursuasion roll. Natural 20.
The goddess looks utterly perplexed, and then proceeds to grab Thoruk by the ear and pull him through to the alter, where she smacks his head into it. The blood flows into the cracks and fixes it. She then blesses the rest of the party (for putting up with Thoruk) and leaves.
After we left, the Dwarves found that they couldn't get into their home - the door was sealed tight!
Love those stories, particularly number the "Stand back, sir," one.
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Oh god, the memories. First off, the first time I ever played D&D, I pulled a MAJOR idiot and wrote in the Player's Handbook sheets. You know, the ones for photocopying? Yeah. Mataio Syndulle's crudely anime-ish face still haunts me from the depths of the PHB on my closet shelf.
ALSO, in the first and ONLY campaign I ever used him in (my first time ever playing, by the way), the party and I were fighting a water weird. Being the idiot noob I was, I decided to run STRAIGHT AT the monster that was MADE OF WATER and attack it with my dagger. And after it constricted me and I escaped, I got the hint. What did I do, you ask? Did I run and cast spells like a good wizard ought to? Or did I, perhaps, run AT THE WEIRD, AGAIN, AND HIT IT WITH MY DAGGER?
...yeah, I was the only person to die in that oneshot. I plan to reference him in my book as a testament to stupidity. It haunts me, I tell you.
Oh god, the memories. First off, the first time I ever played D&D, I pulled a MAJOR idiot and wrote in the Player's Handbook sheets. You know, the ones for photocopying? Yeah. Mataio Syndulle's crudely anime-ish face still haunts me from the depths of the PHB on my closet shelf.
ALSO, in the first and ONLY campaign I ever used him in (my first time ever playing, by the way), the party and I were fighting a water weird. Being the idiot noob I was, I decided to run STRAIGHT AT the monster that was MADE OF WATER and attack it with my dagger. And after it constricted me and I escaped, I got the hint. What did I do, you ask? Did I run and cast spells like a good wizard ought to? Or did I, perhaps, run AT THE WEIRD, AGAIN, AND HIT IT WITH MY DAGGER?
...yeah, I was the only person to die in that oneshot. I plan to reference him in my book as a testament to stupidity. It haunts me, I tell you.
Believe it or not, I've actually met a lot of new players who are playing a wizard and do this (no matter how much I tell them not to).
my players, in their stupidity, went to the gnome fortress of gnomengarde(yes, thats the actual name) and started to scream "HELP! SOMEBODY! CRYOVAIN! HES HERE! THE DRAGON OF ICESPIRE PEAK!" and started a panic. after they dealt with the mimic, i remembered what i roled for cryovain's general location. the forest near gnomengarde. so, the noise ATTRACTED THE CR 6 WHITE DRAGON TO THE POORLY DEFENDED CITY. it nearly destroyed the city before being distracted by a herd of cows.
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"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
my players, in their stupidity, went to the gnome fortress of gnomengarde(yes, thats the actual name) and started to scream "HELP! SOMEBODY! CRYOVAIN! HES HERE! THE DRAGON OF ICESPIRE PEAK!" and started a panic. after they dealt with the mimic, i remembered what i roled for cryovain's general location. the forest near gnomengarde. so, the noise ATTRACTED THE CR 6 WHITE DRAGON TO THE POORLY DEFENDED CITY. it nearly destroyed the city before being distracted by a herd of cows.
LOL, you're players must've been thinking, "He's not actually here!"
Then, OOPS!
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1. A wooden tavern had a metal door. There was VITAL information inside we needed. My party member saw the door was locked, hit the METAL DOOR ON A WOODEN BUILDING WITH LIGHTNING, and burned down the tavern and almost killed 2 members of the party
2. We were in a VERY small and enclosed room with a npc that a party member decided to kill. he them proceeded to USE THUNDERCLAP in the tiny room that we soon found out was METAL, and we all almost died at like literally level 3 (it was a different person than the first lol)
My DM had us in a jail cell and we were in a fight with somen NPCs my DM is also playing but anyway it was his turn and he used fireball in a really small room and almost killed both of us 🤦♀️
One time, the 4 Intelligence Barbarian in the party licked the duke's face. This had the whole party thrown in his castle's basement. The Rogue (me) got the key, and the Barbarian, in all his brilliance, swallowed it. Yep. The Barbarian grabbed the key out of my Rogue's hands, and swallowed it.
Ah, those were the days....
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One time, the 4 Intelligence Barbarian in the party licked the duke's face. This had the whole party thrown in his castle's basement. The Rogue (me) got the key, and the Barbarian, in all his brilliance, swallowed it. Yep. The Barbarian grabbed the key out of my Rogue's hands, and swallowed it.
One time, the 4 Intelligence Barbarian in the party licked the duke's face. This had the whole party thrown in his castle's basement. The Rogue (me) got the key, and the Barbarian, in all his brilliance, swallowed it. Yep. The Barbarian grabbed the key out of my Rogue's hands, and swallowed it.
Ah, those were the days....
He what?!?!?! No way that's hallarious
I guess he felt like he needed more iron in his diet.
One time, the 4 Intelligence Barbarian in the party licked the duke's face. This had the whole party thrown in his castle's basement. The Rogue (me) got the key, and the Barbarian, in all his brilliance, swallowed it. Yep. The Barbarian grabbed the key out of my Rogue's hands, and swallowed it.
Ah, those were the days....
He what?!?!?! No way that's hallarious
I guess he felt like he needed more iron in his diet.
I told my players before one campaign that magic was illegal, and there were government-funded mage hunting parties roaming the kingdom. The next day, the party consists of a Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, and Druid.
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My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I told my players before one campaign that magic was illegal, and there were government-funded mage hunting parties roaming the kingdom. The next day, the party consists of a Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, and Druid.
Honestly, I would of probably played a magic-using class, as it is the way I play.
A player jumped off a building while the rest of the party was still on it, surrounded by a team of bounty hunters. This resulted in that particular player being essentially 3 turns and 16 hit points back in combat, as he took the damage from the fall and had to climb back up to help the party.
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Thoruk, my namesake, was my first character (and, somehow, hasn't died yet!). Half orc barbarian with 8 intelligence, but I tend to roleplay him a bit lower than that (he was a standard array pregen sheet for my introduction game).
Let's get started:
1: The Chip Pan Plan:
We're facing down Gnolls in our second ever game, and we wind up peeking into a cave with 2 hyenas and a huge gnoll in it. The party starts discussing how we should approach it in hushed whispers, and ~Thoruk decides to sneak in. First roll; Nat 20. Second roll; 19. Thoruk is now behind the Gnoll, and positioned to attack. So he jumps on the Gnoll and slams a cooking pot down over his head as hard as he can. The gnoll stumbles forwards and the Wizard casts Grease. Then another spellcaster casts firebolt and sets the grease on fire. Then Thoruk's up again, and throws a waterskin on it as the Gnoll stumbles through. One small chip-pan-fireball goes off, catching the closest people in the cave.
Then the druid casts "create water" and, well, big chip-pan-fireball. The DM is laughing their socks off, three of the party is at 0hp, and the Gnoll was dead before the second chip-pan fireball even went off! The druid recovered the party by forcing goodberries down their throats (note; bananas are technically berries).
2: The Unidentified Flying Idiot:
We're touring a city when a water elemental attacks us in our boats on the canal. The party starts attacking, but Thoruk can't help because he's melee based. So I draw a comic showing what I want to happen, and pass it to the DM, who laughs and says "yes!".
Thoruk yells at the elemental to get its attention, whilst stood at the front of the boat. Then the elemental attacks and he hops to the back - the slam down launches Thoruk at the elemental, where he attacks with his greatsword (the Dequackenator). Please note that Thoruk was not the only person in the boat - the Ranger and her panther were also in there! (note - this was in my early dnd days, I have a lot more respect for other players actions now. I didn't know about wangrods and how bad "it's what my character would do" can be for peoples fun!).
Thoruk then tries to pick up a magical sword in the stone and it blasted away with magic. On his next turn, he jumps onto it and used the blast to be launched through the elemental again! This time he forgoes landing safely to snatch a weapon out of the elemental, which it had just sucked out of another PC's hands, and pass it back to them on the way out of the elemental. Landed face-first in a market stall - the stall fared worse!
3: "Stand back, sir!"
Probably my favourite. The whole table was howling by the end of it.
We were tasked with clearing kobolds out of the home of some dwarves. Thoruk was distracted and asked someone what exactly we were doing, and they said "Go in there and kill everything".
We enter the first room and kill a bunch of kobolds. Thoruk is raging so I say "Thoruk opens the next door and attacks whatever is closest". The DM smiles and says the door opens onto an alter ,which Thoruk swings his sword at wildly. Make a strength saving throw. Natural 20! The DM says that he was expecting the alter to throw Thoruk back like Gimli in the fellowship of the ring, but instead Thoruk powers through and cracks the alter. Magical energies start swirling, and the party starts panicking. Someone tries to identify the alter and they find it is devoted to the dwarven goddess of homely protection. People start panicking more, and asking Thoruk "What have you done!?". Thoruk continues to the next room (he kept his rage up after all) and kills more kobolds. The magic behind him coalesces into a figure of a female dwarf, with a neatly trimmed beard - the dwarven goddess of homely protection herself!
She approaches Thoruk and asks, in the tones of a mother who's come home to find her favourite vase smashed on the floor and is trying very hard not to murder her children, "Just what do you think you are doing?". The table is silent, in an "aw snap, you're dead now!" kind of way. Thoruk turns and, seeing a bearded dwarf before him, puts out one hand and says;
"Stay back sir, there could be more of them!"
and then rages into the next room to kill more kobolds, who are fleeing in fear from the goddess. The party paladin casts Hold Person and Thoruk fails, so is stopped on his rampage. The dwarven goddess approaches him again (whilst the few party members not fled apologise to her), and asks Thoruk "Now, Just what do you think you are doing?".
I ponder this for a second and reply "Well, the dwarves outside asked us to come in here and kill everything, so I came in and killed the little dragon people and the furniture and the table thingy (waves at alter) like they asked me to!"
DM asks for a deception roll, I say that Thoruk thinks it's the truth, so he changes it to a pursuasion roll. Natural 20.
The goddess looks utterly perplexed, and then proceeds to grab Thoruk by the ear and pull him through to the alter, where she smacks his head into it. The blood flows into the cracks and fixes it. She then blesses the rest of the party (for putting up with Thoruk) and leaves.
After we left, the Dwarves found that they couldn't get into their home - the door was sealed tight!
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My party had just finished escaping a UFO controlled by mind flayers (Long story short, they got abducted and paralyzed by alien magic, escaped, killed everyone in the spaceship), when they decided to try to take control of the technology themselves. Long story short, they crashed it, took massive fire and bludgeoning damage, and, whelp, let's just say it was a good thing their cleric had some diamonds for Raise Dead.
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"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
Love those stories, particularly number the "Stand back, sir," one.
BoringBard's long and tedious posts somehow manage to enrapture audiences. How? Because he used Charm Person, the #1 bard spell!
He/him pronouns. Call me Bard. PROUD NERD!
Ever wanted to talk about your parties' worst mistakes? Do so HERE. What's your favorite class, why? Share & explain
HERE.This is a thread about stupid decisions parties made. So all the stories will be "stupid."
BoringBard's long and tedious posts somehow manage to enrapture audiences. How? Because he used Charm Person, the #1 bard spell!
He/him pronouns. Call me Bard. PROUD NERD!
Ever wanted to talk about your parties' worst mistakes? Do so HERE. What's your favorite class, why? Share & explain
HERE.Oh god, the memories. First off, the first time I ever played D&D, I pulled a MAJOR idiot and wrote in the Player's Handbook sheets. You know, the ones for photocopying? Yeah. Mataio Syndulle's crudely anime-ish face still haunts me from the depths of the PHB on my closet shelf.
ALSO, in the first and ONLY campaign I ever used him in (my first time ever playing, by the way), the party and I were fighting a water weird. Being the idiot noob I was, I decided to run STRAIGHT AT the monster that was MADE OF WATER and attack it with my dagger. And after it constricted me and I escaped, I got the hint. What did I do, you ask? Did I run and cast spells like a good wizard ought to? Or did I, perhaps, run AT THE WEIRD, AGAIN, AND HIT IT WITH MY DAGGER?
...yeah, I was the only person to die in that oneshot. I plan to reference him in my book as a testament to stupidity. It haunts me, I tell you.
Believe it or not, I've actually met a lot of new players who are playing a wizard and do this (no matter how much I tell them not to).
BoringBard's long and tedious posts somehow manage to enrapture audiences. How? Because he used Charm Person, the #1 bard spell!
He/him pronouns. Call me Bard. PROUD NERD!
Ever wanted to talk about your parties' worst mistakes? Do so HERE. What's your favorite class, why? Share & explain
HERE.my players, in their stupidity, went to the gnome fortress of gnomengarde(yes, thats the actual name) and started to scream "HELP! SOMEBODY! CRYOVAIN! HES HERE! THE DRAGON OF ICESPIRE PEAK!" and started a panic. after they dealt with the mimic, i remembered what i roled for cryovain's general location. the forest near gnomengarde. so, the noise ATTRACTED THE CR 6 WHITE DRAGON TO THE POORLY DEFENDED CITY. it nearly destroyed the city before being distracted by a herd of cows.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
LOL, you're players must've been thinking, "He's not actually here!"
Then, OOPS!
BoringBard's long and tedious posts somehow manage to enrapture audiences. How? Because he used Charm Person, the #1 bard spell!
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HERE.1. A wooden tavern had a metal door. There was VITAL information inside we needed. My party member saw the door was locked, hit the METAL DOOR ON A WOODEN BUILDING WITH LIGHTNING, and burned down the tavern and almost killed 2 members of the party
2. We were in a VERY small and enclosed room with a npc that a party member decided to kill. he them proceeded to USE THUNDERCLAP in the tiny room that we soon found out was METAL, and we all almost died at like literally level 3 (it was a different person than the first lol)
i have a whole lot more if anyone's interested
My DM had us in a jail cell and we were in a fight with somen NPCs my DM is also playing but anyway it was his turn and he used fireball in a really small room and almost killed both of us 🤦♀️
One time, the 4 Intelligence Barbarian in the party licked the duke's face. This had the whole party thrown in his castle's basement. The Rogue (me) got the key, and the Barbarian, in all his brilliance, swallowed it. Yep. The Barbarian grabbed the key out of my Rogue's hands, and swallowed it.
Ah, those were the days....
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He what?!?!?! No way that's hallarious
I guess he felt like he needed more iron in his diet.
Hahaha I guess so😅
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I told my players before one campaign that magic was illegal, and there were government-funded mage hunting parties roaming the kingdom. The next day, the party consists of a Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, and Druid.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Honestly, I would of probably played a magic-using class, as it is the way I play.
It pronounced Den Sake. It is not Japanese.
Website character sheet not working fix (Hopefully)
Semi-Expert at homebrew, just ask for my help.