Cimex is at a table, about to write something. He chews on a comically large quill, and ends up eating it before he writes anything.
a voice booms from the clouds above: "whatcha doin'?"
Cimex looks up. "I'm trying to write something. But for some reason, my quill keeps disappearing right before I get a good idea. Can't place my finger on where it's going." The Storm Lord can tell he knows where it's going.
"if you gave me a few seconds, i could get you some more."
"Alright. Let's see, then."
the faint cry of a bird sounds from above, and many feathers drop down onto the table
"Thanks! I didn't see nothing. Where will I get ink, though?"
"try a kraken. there are a few in my sea, a few leagues northwest."
"Got it. Won't be harmful, right? I don't wanna hurt any little guys, both for basic decency and because it wouldn't look too good for any mortal followers I might gain in the future." He looks at the eye orbiting him.
"eh, they'll be fine. oh, and don't tell em I sent you. I want a bit of a brawl."
"Alrighty. I won't tell them that. See ya soon!" He runs in place extremely fast for a few seconds, then zooms off 10x faster towards the coast (assuming he can tell where it is) while leaving a trail of dust clouds.
he notices a lack of clouds above the sea. no krakens are apparent.
"Hmmmmmm..." He takes out a magnifying glass and scans the sea. After a few seconds, he puts it away. "Welp. Don't see a thing here. Little guys must be extremely small or something."
“I want to speak with you! If my offer is too strict, what would you like me to do to loosen it?” He pulls out a pair of glasses and a notepad.
“Hm…well, first I wish to know what you are wishing to accomplish. What are your goals and what do you hope to gain”
“The same goal as whenever I make a deal! For both of us to benefit. Very simple.”
“I seek the ruination of the weak, the desecration of the beautiful, and the desolation of the meek. Only the strongest, monstrous, and cruelest survive as predator. All the rest are prey to be hunted and devoured. It is the way of the natural order.” Ezeroc says.
“Even lions have prides, all vicious predators have mates. The combination of two entities to create something greater is the natural order. I will even take an entire domain in your name if you make a deal.”
“A symbiotic relationship. Hm….” She thinks for a bit, mandibles chittering. “We will be mutual partners in this. You do not take from me unless you can convince me of the importance. I would expect the same, our power is our own unless we need to unite. I will let you use your pretty words, if I get to slaughter those that reject your deals. And this would benefit you as well, after all….fear can be a great motivator.” She says with a buzzing cackle.
In a coinery in the city of order, a coin is minted. It is ordinary and plain, but within it lives a mind. An embodiment of economy. An avatar of avarice. An icon of incorporation. A characterization of commerce. A god of trade. Demeled.
(demeled is a decadence domain god of trade and greed)
Dominition has posted some Carrion Crawlers around his town. He's working on a wall, but right now, the Carrion crawlers are the best deterrent. They're also smart enough not to eat more than 1 citizen per month.
a wary traveler approaches the city. Looking as if they have just braved a sandstorm, a lock of bubblegum pink hair escaping their brown hood.
One of the Carrion Crawlers charges at him, not expecting him to be anything but a weak traveler. A townsperson stays to watch.
*her* Four beams of power arc from her fingers at the carrion crawler. Attack: 21 Damage: 2
Attack: 22 Damage: 6
Attack: 28 Damage: 7
Attack: 16 Damage: 1
<She's a Will, right? Her power automatically would destroy the Carrion crawler.>
The townsperson, seeing this impressive display of power, runs back to the town, warning the other people. Dominition hears word of this and goes to the scene.
"Tsk, tsk. *Wheeze* That certainly wasn't a good move."
He summons 3 Nagpa behind him, ordering them to go to the town.
"What do you want? *Wheeze*"
*actually, no. Just a mortal with cleric of Aria & Warlock of faltros levels. She’s been a side character of mine for a while now*
”it attacked me first. I was just defending myself.”
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“I want to speak with you! If my offer is too strict, what would you like me to do to loosen it?” He pulls out a pair of glasses and a notepad.
“Hm…well, first I wish to know what you are wishing to accomplish. What are your goals and what do you hope to gain”
“The same goal as whenever I make a deal! For both of us to benefit. Very simple.”
“I seek the ruination of the weak, the desecration of the beautiful, and the desolation of the meek. Only the strongest, monstrous, and cruelest survive as predator. All the rest are prey to be hunted and devoured. It is the way of the natural order.” Ezeroc says.
“Even lions have prides, all vicious predators have mates. The combination of two entities to create something greater is the natural order. I will even take an entire domain in your name if you make a deal.”
“A symbiotic relationship. Hm….” She thinks for a bit, mandibles chittering. “We will be mutual partners in this. You do not take from me unless you can convince me of the importance. I would expect the same, our power is our own unless we need to unite. I will let you use your pretty words, if I get to slaughter those that reject your deals. And this would benefit you as well, after all….fear can be a great motivator.” She says with a buzzing cackle.
A sheet of paper reading only “i will help in times of need” appears. “What domain would you like me to take?”
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A sheet of paper reading only “i will help in times of need” appears. “What domain would you like me to take?”
“What are your current domains? I have the Plague, Fear, Strife, and Famine domains. I do not know which would best suit your powers”
“Trickery. Luck. Air. I take after the Djinn.”
“Hm….plague or famine would be I’ll suited.So I would suggest either Fear or Strife if you wish to match one of my domains. Though it sounds like Decadence might suit you better.”
Dominition has posted some Carrion Crawlers around his town. He's working on a wall, but right now, the Carrion crawlers are the best deterrent. They're also smart enough not to eat more than 1 citizen per month.
a wary traveler approaches the city. Looking as if they have just braved a sandstorm, a lock of bubblegum pink hair escaping their brown hood.
One of the Carrion Crawlers charges at him, not expecting him to be anything but a weak traveler. A townsperson stays to watch.
*her* Four beams of power arc from her fingers at the carrion crawler. Attack: 21 Damage: 2
Attack: 22 Damage: 6
Attack: 28 Damage: 7
Attack: 16 Damage: 1
<She's a Will, right? Her power automatically would destroy the Carrion crawler.>
The townsperson, seeing this impressive display of power, runs back to the town, warning the other people. Dominition hears word of this and goes to the scene.
"Tsk, tsk. *Wheeze* That certainly wasn't a good move."
He summons 3 Nagpa behind him, ordering them to go to the town.
"What do you want? *Wheeze*"
*actually, no. Just a mortal with cleric of Aria & Warlock of faltros levels. She’s been a side character of mine for a while now*
”it attacked me first. I was just defending myself.”
<Huh. Ok>
"You're not a Will.*Wheeze* You have divine power, though. *Wheeze* What brings you here? *Wheeze* To my... lovely town."
Cimex is at a table, about to write something. He chews on a comically large quill, and ends up eating it before he writes anything.
a voice booms from the clouds above: "whatcha doin'?"
Cimex looks up. "I'm trying to write something. But for some reason, my quill keeps disappearing right before I get a good idea. Can't place my finger on where it's going." The Storm Lord can tell he knows where it's going.
"if you gave me a few seconds, i could get you some more."
"Alright. Let's see, then."
the faint cry of a bird sounds from above, and many feathers drop down onto the table
"Thanks! I didn't see nothing. Where will I get ink, though?"
"try a kraken. there are a few in my sea, a few leagues northwest."
"Got it. Won't be harmful, right? I don't wanna hurt any little guys, both for basic decency and because it wouldn't look too good for any mortal followers I might gain in the future." He looks at the eye orbiting him.
"eh, they'll be fine. oh, and don't tell em I sent you. I want a bit of a brawl."
"Alrighty. I won't tell them that. See ya soon!" He runs in place extremely fast for a few seconds, then zooms off 10x faster towards the coast (assuming he can tell where it is) while leaving a trail of dust clouds.
he notices a lack of clouds above the sea. no krakens are apparent.
"Hmmmmmm..." He takes out a magnifying glass and scans the sea. After a few seconds, he puts it away. "Welp. Don't see a thing here. Little guys must be extremely small or something."
In a coinery in the city of order, a coin is minted. It is ordinary and plain, but within it lives a mind. An embodiment of economy. An avatar of avarice. An icon of incorporation. A characterization of commerce. A god of trade. Demeled.
(demeled is a decadence domain god of trade and greed)
*Neat, Zakator has a commerce buddy now*
*yep. this ones unscrupulous side comes later, though*
”I was just passing by and your lovely little guard bugs decided I was a suitable snack. As for the first part, I worked hard for Aria, and I was lucky enough to get a book of forbidden demonic magic before Faltros was killed.”
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”I was just passing by and your lovely little guard bugs decided I was a suitable snack. As for the first part, I worked hard for Aria, and I was lucky enough to get a book of forbidden demonic magic before Faltros was killed.”
"*Wheeze* You look like you just walked out of a sandstorm*Wheeze*Not a lot of people come to this region of the Valley, you know.*Wheeze* It's usually too far away, ad too difficult to traverse, not to mention the plague. *Wheeze* Why did you choose to walk this route?"
”I was just passing by and your lovely little guard bugs decided I was a suitable snack. As for the first part, I worked hard for Aria, and I was lucky enough to get a book of forbidden demonic magic before Faltros was killed.”
"*Wheeze* You look like you just walked out of a sandstorm*Wheeze*Not a lot of people come to this region of the Valley, you know.*Wheeze* It's usually too far away, ad too difficult to traverse, not to mention the plague. *Wheeze* Why did you choose to walk this route?"
“I have been blessed by something greater than any will. Luck. I’m a wanderer, trying to make every place I stop a little better.”
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Zeon and Talric are locked in deadly combat still.
Volumdremaak is flying across the world, collecting souls as usual.
Mephilia has sent out her clockwork dragons to explore the world and search for resources and new locations.
Visk is traveling around on foot, enjoying his stroll.
Rendy is currently in hibernation as he is metamorphosing, the cocoon radiating with soft glowing light.
Leonardo is currently exploring around, always accompanied by shadows. He has gotten use to this by now.
Alabastor is hunting a large collection of cleric beasts causing amok in a larger settlement. Phantom is helping keep the people safe in the same settlement, and the two wills end up tag teaming against the scourged beasts.
Zakator has made it to the City of Order, the massive obsidian dragon inspecting the city from outside the barrier as he waits for an audience with the Overwill.
Ezeroc has be slowly exploring the land, famine and disease following her as animals and plant become crueler and more vicious, and mortals become enraged and aggressive as they fall to the influence of her domain of Strife. She never approaches anyone however, simply allowing her mere presence to effect the area around her.
”I was just passing by and your lovely little guard bugs decided I was a suitable snack. As for the first part, I worked hard for Aria, and I was lucky enough to get a book of forbidden demonic magic before Faltros was killed.”
"*Wheeze* You look like you just walked out of a sandstorm*Wheeze*Not a lot of people come to this region of the Valley, you know.*Wheeze* It's usually too far away, ad too difficult to traverse, not to mention the plague. *Wheeze* Why did you choose to walk this route?"
“I have been blessed by something greater than any will. Luck. I’m a wanderer, trying to make every place I stop a little better.”
"You seem like someone I've seen before...*wheeze* How could you make this place better?*Wheeze* We've got a good thing going. *Wheeze* Defenses, medical... obviously those infernal rats going around are annoying, *wheeze* but other than that, and maybe the perpetual haze, this place is fine.*Wheeze*"
”I was just passing by and your lovely little guard bugs decided I was a suitable snack. As for the first part, I worked hard for Aria, and I was lucky enough to get a book of forbidden demonic magic before Faltros was killed.”
"*Wheeze* You look like you just walked out of a sandstorm*Wheeze*Not a lot of people come to this region of the Valley, you know.*Wheeze* It's usually too far away, ad too difficult to traverse, not to mention the plague. *Wheeze* Why did you choose to walk this route?"
“I have been blessed by something greater than any will. Luck. I’m a wanderer, trying to make every place I stop a little better.”
"You seem like someone I've seen before...*wheeze* How could you make this place better?*Wheeze* We've got a good thing going. *Wheeze* Defenses, medical... obviously those infernal rats going around are annoying, *wheeze* but other than that, and maybe the perpetual haze, this place is fine.*Wheeze*"
“Rats? What causes the haze?”
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”I was just passing by and your lovely little guard bugs decided I was a suitable snack. As for the first part, I worked hard for Aria, and I was lucky enough to get a book of forbidden demonic magic before Faltros was killed.”
"*Wheeze* You look like you just walked out of a sandstorm*Wheeze*Not a lot of people come to this region of the Valley, you know.*Wheeze* It's usually too far away, ad too difficult to traverse, not to mention the plague. *Wheeze* Why did you choose to walk this route?"
“I have been blessed by something greater than any will. Luck. I’m a wanderer, trying to make every place I stop a little better.”
"You seem like someone I've seen before...*wheeze* How could you make this place better?*Wheeze* We've got a good thing going. *Wheeze* Defenses, medical... obviously those infernal rats going around are annoying, *wheeze* but other than that, and maybe the perpetual haze, this place is fine.*Wheeze*"
“Rats? What causes the haze?”
"The rats. They've been wandering around the city, annoying citizens. *Wheeze* The haze is caused by this new species of tree that can fend off the plague. *Wheeze* It heats up the infected parts, creating this haze. *Wheeze* The haze doesn't actually carry that much plague on it, but most citizens wear plague masks just in case.*Wheeze*"
Cimex is at the sea coast, and while he hasn't noticed it yet, he has reached the next tier of power. He picks up the Wild Domain, both because he's kinda nature-y, and because he's a wild god that goes where he wants. A green aura glows around him and vanishes just as quickly.
Dominition is talking with Monk's char in front of his city.
The entity wanders. He finds the remains of a massive castle, filled to the brim with fanatics devoted to some unknown Will. As he approaches their holy ritual, they attack him, so he responds, striking down those who attack him with little mercy.
The Platylord takes a break from rampaging. He is currently working on constructing a True Artifact, one that resembles a set of metal that can be worn by him to increase the power of his rampage.
"Hmmmmmm..." He takes out a magnifying glass and scans the sea. After a few seconds, he puts it away. "Welp. Don't see a thing here. Little guys must be extremely small or something."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“A symbiotic relationship. Hm….” She thinks for a bit, mandibles chittering. “We will be mutual partners in this. You do not take from me unless you can convince me of the importance. I would expect the same, our power is our own unless we need to unite. I will let you use your pretty words, if I get to slaughter those that reject your deals. And this would benefit you as well, after all….fear can be a great motivator.” She says with a buzzing cackle.
*Neat, Zakator has a commerce buddy now*
*actually, no. Just a mortal with cleric of Aria & Warlock of faltros levels. She’s been a side character of mine for a while now*
”it attacked me first. I was just defending myself.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
A sheet of paper reading only “i will help in times of need” appears. “What domain would you like me to take?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“What are your current domains? I have the Plague, Fear, Strife, and Famine domains. I do not know which would best suit your powers”
“Trickery. Luck. Air. I take after the Djinn.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Hm….plague or famine would be I’ll suited.So I would suggest either Fear or Strife if you wish to match one of my domains. Though it sounds like Decadence might suit you better.”
<Huh. Ok>
"You're not a Will.*Wheeze* You have divine power, though. *Wheeze* What brings you here? *Wheeze* To my... lovely town."
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*no, I just meant they're pretty deep under*
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
bye
*yep. this ones unscrupulous side comes later, though*
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
bye
*cut with Platy*
”I was just passing by and your lovely little guard bugs decided I was a suitable snack. As for the first part, I worked hard for Aria, and I was lucky enough to get a book of forbidden demonic magic before Faltros was killed.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"*Wheeze* You look like you just walked out of a sandstorm*Wheeze*Not a lot of people come to this region of the Valley, you know.*Wheeze* It's usually too far away, ad too difficult to traverse, not to mention the plague. *Wheeze* Why did you choose to walk this route?"
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“I have been blessed by something greater than any will. Luck. I’m a wanderer, trying to make every place I stop a little better.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Zeon and Talric are locked in deadly combat still.
Volumdremaak is flying across the world, collecting souls as usual.
Mephilia has sent out her clockwork dragons to explore the world and search for resources and new locations.
Visk is traveling around on foot, enjoying his stroll.
Rendy is currently in hibernation as he is metamorphosing, the cocoon radiating with soft glowing light.
Leonardo is currently exploring around, always accompanied by shadows. He has gotten use to this by now.
Alabastor is hunting a large collection of cleric beasts causing amok in a larger settlement. Phantom is helping keep the people safe in the same settlement, and the two wills end up tag teaming against the scourged beasts.
Zakator has made it to the City of Order, the massive obsidian dragon inspecting the city from outside the barrier as he waits for an audience with the Overwill.
Ezeroc has be slowly exploring the land, famine and disease following her as animals and plant become crueler and more vicious, and mortals become enraged and aggressive as they fall to the influence of her domain of Strife. She never approaches anyone however, simply allowing her mere presence to effect the area around her.
"You seem like someone I've seen before...*wheeze* How could you make this place better?*Wheeze* We've got a good thing going. *Wheeze* Defenses, medical... obviously those infernal rats going around are annoying, *wheeze* but other than that, and maybe the perpetual haze, this place is fine.*Wheeze*"
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
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“Rats? What causes the haze?”
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I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"The rats. They've been wandering around the city, annoying citizens. *Wheeze* The haze is caused by this new species of tree that can fend off the plague. *Wheeze* It heats up the infected parts, creating this haze. *Wheeze* The haze doesn't actually carry that much plague on it, but most citizens wear plague masks just in case.*Wheeze*"
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
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Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
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Cogintuis is going to the audience requested.
Cimex is at the sea coast, and while he hasn't noticed it yet, he has reached the next tier of power. He picks up the Wild Domain, both because he's kinda nature-y, and because he's a wild god that goes where he wants. A green aura glows around him and vanishes just as quickly.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Dominition is talking with Monk's char in front of his city.
The entity wanders. He finds the remains of a massive castle, filled to the brim with fanatics devoted to some unknown Will. As he approaches their holy ritual, they attack him, so he responds, striking down those who attack him with little mercy.
The Platylord takes a break from rampaging. He is currently working on constructing a True Artifact, one that resembles a set of metal that can be worn by him to increase the power of his rampage.
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)