Jaggi rogue with a magical collar that allows him to speak like a human (like the dog from the movie Up), a trumpet, and a knife. (I actually made this one very, very recently) Imagine the last thing you see is a 4 foot tall bipedal velociraptor-ish mf jumping your companion from literally nowhere and stabbing them to death. Then they look you, completely deadpanned, either a) dead in the eyes and into your very soul, or b) staring off into space in a direction that just happens to be right where your eyes are, before promptly jumping at you full force.
Or a Jaggi cleric that *ahem* affectionately chomps down onto your flesh or screams in your face as its "command word" when healing you. Spirit Guardians just appear as more Jaggi and Spiritual Weapon is just a really big Great Jaggi. Command is just it screaming at the target, and somehow it works; the rest of the party just has no ******* clue what the command was and has to find out as it happens.
And, last one for Jaggi: a really cuddly and friendly Jaggi barb that looks like a regular Jaggi, but actually has as much strength as most Dragonborn. It's all fun and games until the Jaggi hunts you, as a party member gives it a human-sized battle-axe.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
An extremely large colony of ants all holding onto one another and moving a suit of armor
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Jaggi rogue with a magical collar that allows him to speak like a human (like the dog from the movie Up), a trumpet, and a knife. (I actually made this one very, very recently)
Imagine the last thing you see is a 4 foot tall bipedal velociraptor-ish mf jumping your companion from literally nowhere and stabbing them to death. Then they look you, completely deadpanned, either a) dead in the eyes and into your very soul, or b) staring off into space in a direction that just happens to be right where your eyes are, before promptly jumping at you full force.
Or a Jaggi cleric that *ahem* affectionately chomps down onto your flesh or screams in your face as its "command word" when healing you. Spirit Guardians just appear as more Jaggi and Spiritual Weapon is just a really big Great Jaggi. Command is just it screaming at the target, and somehow it works; the rest of the party just has no ******* clue what the command was and has to find out as it happens.
And, last one for Jaggi: a really cuddly and friendly Jaggi barb that looks like a regular Jaggi, but actually has as much strength as most Dragonborn. It's all fun and games until the Jaggi hunts you, as a party member gives it a human-sized battle-axe.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
A potato named Spudaccus who was awakened and became sentient, hoping to prove his creator that he was strong.
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he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
An extremely large colony of ants all holding onto one another and moving a suit of armor
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)