I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Reyan is preaching his religion in the tavern, handing out pamphlets showcasing the good parts of his religion, such as talking to fish.
Crag is fiddling with his weapons in the arena, taking a few shots at a target before continuing to adjust it.
immerral is cleaving through a dummy with her sword
Crag glances over to Immerral, and chuckles. "I pity you. you are skilled, of course, but lack the proper equipment to win."
"do tell"
"Well, you lack much range, from what i've seen, and a good way to attack flying creatures. What are you gonna do when Mr. Magic Carpet starts raining Fireballs down on you from above?
she chuckles. "he doesn't have a magic carpet anymore"
*oh you poor poor girl. he doesnt need the carpet to fly*
*she does have ranged options, they're just limited*
*Sorry It took me a while to respond, I've been busy with schoolwork and also been getting distracted*
"Okay, ever heard of the spell Fly? Or what about me? what If I'm 80 feet above your head, raining down bullets on you? be prepared is all I'm saying."
"i try. i have some ranged options, and dispel magic always comes in handy. my.... associate can fly and has a bow as well"
"Associate, huh? and who might that be?"
"...one of my magic items can summon an erinyes who serves me"
"An erinyes... Where did you find this item???"
"...a dungeon. I found the erinyes terrorizing a nearby village"
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Reyan is preaching his religion in the tavern, handing out pamphlets showcasing the good parts of his religion, such as talking to fish.
Crag is fiddling with his weapons in the arena, taking a few shots at a target before continuing to adjust it.
immerral is cleaving through a dummy with her sword
Crag glances over to Immerral, and chuckles. "I pity you. you are skilled, of course, but lack the proper equipment to win."
"do tell"
"Well, you lack much range, from what i've seen, and a good way to attack flying creatures. What are you gonna do when Mr. Magic Carpet starts raining Fireballs down on you from above?
she chuckles. "he doesn't have a magic carpet anymore"
*oh you poor poor girl. he doesnt need the carpet to fly*
*she does have ranged options, they're just limited*
*Sorry It took me a while to respond, I've been busy with schoolwork and also been getting distracted*
"Okay, ever heard of the spell Fly? Or what about me? what If I'm 80 feet above your head, raining down bullets on you? be prepared is all I'm saying."
"i try. i have some ranged options, and dispel magic always comes in handy. my.... associate can fly and has a bow as well"
"Associate, huh? and who might that be?"
"...one of my magic items can summon an erinyes who serves me"
"An erinyes... Where did you find this item???"
"...a dungeon. I found the erinyes terrorizing a nearby village"
DECPETION: 13
*I'm back*
Insight: 15
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*Wait I was using the wrong character sheet that's a 12 not a 15*
"So you killed it and then could summon it? Okay, I guess"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*Wait I was using the wrong character sheet that's a 12 not a 15*
"So you killed it and then could summon it? Okay, I guess"
"pretty mutch. I suppose you have some kind of ranged attack?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Dey is going around to shops, trying to sell his magic carpet *if you didnt hear his legs are healed now*
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Reyan watches him from a distance, seemingly sizing him up.
He steps out of Reyan’s view for a second, and is suddenly behind him. “Can I help you?”
Reyan screams like a little girl and whips around. once he notices it's Dey, he regains his composure. "Yes, actually. you're selling a flying carpet?"
“I am, actually. Don’t need it anymore.”
"Well, I may be interested in buying. About how fast is it? Does it get good mileage? What's it's carrying capacity? Does it handle clouds well? Is it waterproof?" He's acting like a huge nerd, and is clearly excited.
“About 41 miles an hour, and around 800 pounds.”
"Mmm... Mmm? Mmm." He's carefully inspecting it. "How much?"
“Fifty thousand.”
"Fifty thousand..." He clearly doesn't have that much, but he really, REALLY seems to want it. He's deep in thought and clearly weighing his choices. "Hmmm..."
“Do you have a counter offer?” 39
*What's the roll for?*
"Yes. I offer a trade. Your magic carpet, for these magic bracers." he unclips the bracers and holds them, ready to trade.
*nothing :P* ”Hold on a moment, what do those do?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
she sighs. "yeah. hopefully it reopens soon. you been keeping yourself busy?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
she sighs. "yeah. hopefully it reopens soon. you been keeping yourself busy?"
"I've tried betting on a few people. There's a certain fighter who seems really... special, but I can't prove anything."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
she sighs. "yeah. hopefully it reopens soon. you been keeping yourself busy?"
"I've tried betting on a few people. There's a certain fighter who seems really... special, but I can't prove anything."
"oh? whom?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
she sighs. "yeah. hopefully it reopens soon. you been keeping yourself busy?"
"I've tried betting on a few people. There's a certain fighter who seems really... special, but I can't prove anything."
"oh? whom?"
"I think she's called Kaia?" Fives shrugs. "Well, anyway, that's what I've been doing. What about you?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
she sighs. "yeah. hopefully it reopens soon. you been keeping yourself busy?"
"I've tried betting on a few people. There's a certain fighter who seems really... special, but I can't prove anything."
"oh? whom?"
"I think she's called Kaia?" Fives shrugs. "Well, anyway, that's what I've been doing. What about you?"
"I've met kaia" she sounds bitter. "I've been fine. I did some sightseeing, some training"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
she sighs. "yeah. hopefully it reopens soon. you been keeping yourself busy?"
"I've tried betting on a few people. There's a certain fighter who seems really... special, but I can't prove anything."
"oh? whom?"
"I think she's called Kaia?" Fives shrugs. "Well, anyway, that's what I've been doing. What about you?"
"I've met kaia" she sounds bitter. "I've been fine. I did some sightseeing, some training"
"Why do you sound upset?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
she sighs. "yeah. hopefully it reopens soon. you been keeping yourself busy?"
"I've tried betting on a few people. There's a certain fighter who seems really... special, but I can't prove anything."
"oh? whom?"
"I think she's called Kaia?" Fives shrugs. "Well, anyway, that's what I've been doing. What about you?"
"I've met kaia" she sounds bitter. "I've been fine. I did some sightseeing, some training"
"Why do you sound upset?"
"did you hear her sob story?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
she sighs. "yeah. hopefully it reopens soon. you been keeping yourself busy?"
"I've tried betting on a few people. There's a certain fighter who seems really... special, but I can't prove anything."
"oh? whom?"
"I think she's called Kaia?" Fives shrugs. "Well, anyway, that's what I've been doing. What about you?"
"I've met kaia" she sounds bitter. "I've been fine. I did some sightseeing, some training"
"Why do you sound upset?"
"did you hear her sob story?"
"Yeah. I'm a little confused about how she hasn't gotten enough gold yet."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
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*done for the day y'all*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
"...a dungeon. I found the erinyes terrorizing a nearby village"
DECPETION: 13
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*I'm back*
Insight: 15
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*cut with capitan*
*Wait I was using the wrong character sheet that's a 12 not a 15*
"So you killed it and then could summon it? Okay, I guess"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
"pretty mutch. I suppose you have some kind of ranged attack?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Fives is tinkering with a piece of their armor.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
immerral walks up next to them. "fives" she nods
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Immeral." They nod back
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
"how are you?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*nothing :P*
”Hold on a moment, what do those do?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Bored. The arena's been closed for a while now."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
she sighs. "yeah. hopefully it reopens soon. you been keeping yourself busy?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Dey is buying rubies from a lot of local jewlers
Kaia is training on the killing floor
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I've tried betting on a few people. There's a certain fighter who seems really... special, but I can't prove anything."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
"oh? whom?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"I think she's called Kaia?" Fives shrugs. "Well, anyway, that's what I've been doing. What about you?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
"I've met kaia" she sounds bitter. "I've been fine. I did some sightseeing, some training"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Why do you sound upset?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
"did you hear her sob story?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Yeah. I'm a little confused about how she hasn't gotten enough gold yet."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.