As you walk through the streets near the Arena, you hear a short flurry of curses in a high pitched voice. Turning down an alley, you see what is potentially the shortest creature you've ever seen. It couldn't be more than 2 feet tall, but while it looks to be closer to 4 feet at LEAST half his height is made up of his wizards hat, which he must have stole off of an Orc. He wears a long wizards robe that he must trip over twice a minute, and carries a staff which would be closer to a long wand for a normal-sized human. His face is obscured with shadows, with two glowing red orbs where his eyes must be. He is scolding a couple of creature that look like him, but carry regular human work mallets, have masked faces, no hats and sensible robes, and are somehow even shorter, only a foot tall at the largest.
*reposting*
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“What if you are? Neither have been proven, as far as I know there’s nobody here who can stand up to me. My hypotheses haven’t been tested yet. See, theres the Soothsalts.”
"You probably need to cut back on those. They're making you loopy. Well, loopier than you were before."
“The Soothsalts they mine on this planet are nothing compared to what other places have. The darker red, the more potent, and these,” he holds another one up, “are orange at best.”
"Wow. I'm half terrified and half curious how much crazier the other ones make you."
“Unless you follow me offworld, you’ll probably never see that.”
"You're leaving? Great!"
“Don’t get too excited. I’m sticking around until the games die down.”
"How long will that be?"
He shrugs. “Until I get bored. You know, I visited a strange planet once, with this faction of scientists called the Simic. They believed that the body you were born with was meant to be a placeholder, and would regularly undergo surgery to remove different parts of their bodies and replace them with something else. Isn’t that interesting?”
"Hmm." Fives seems to have lost interest in the conversation, and is fidgeting with a piece of their armor.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“What if you are? Neither have been proven, as far as I know there’s nobody here who can stand up to me. My hypotheses haven’t been tested yet. See, theres the Soothsalts.”
"You probably need to cut back on those. They're making you loopy. Well, loopier than you were before."
“The Soothsalts they mine on this planet are nothing compared to what other places have. The darker red, the more potent, and these,” he holds another one up, “are orange at best.”
"Wow. I'm half terrified and half curious how much crazier the other ones make you."
“Unless you follow me offworld, you’ll probably never see that.”
"You're leaving? Great!"
“Don’t get too excited. I’m sticking around until the games die down.”
"How long will that be?"
He shrugs. “Until I get bored. You know, I visited a strange planet once, with this faction of scientists called the Simic. They believed that the body you were born with was meant to be a placeholder, and would regularly undergo surgery to remove different parts of their bodies and replace them with something else. Isn’t that interesting?”
"Hmm." Fives seems to have lost interest in the conversation, and is fidgeting with a piece of their armor.
“Soothsalts. See you tonight.” Fives hears his voice in their head. “Subject 084.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Immerral is running laps around the floor, armor gleaming in the morning sun
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Ive had a character bouncing around my brain for a bit, should I do a last minute intro?*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Immerral is running laps around the floor, armor gleaming in the morning sun
A cloaked person, rather full figured (Chunky, if you will) walks up to Immerral, holding a staff. He pulls down his hood, revealing a masked face. "Greetings, Knight. Training for the games?"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Immerral is running laps around the floor, armor gleaming in the morning sun
A cloaked person, rather full figured (Chunky, if you will) walks up to Immerral. He pulls down his hood, revealing a masked face. "Greetings, Knight. Training for the games?"
"yes. Immerral Galanodel, paladin of Torm"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“Soothsalts. See you tonight.” Fives hears his voice in their head. “Subject 084.”
Fives grabs Dey by the throat. "Stay out of my mind." They then drop him to the ground and walk off.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Immerral is running laps around the floor, armor gleaming in the morning sun
A cloaked person, rather full figured (Chunky, if you will) walks up to Immerral. He pulls down his hood, revealing a masked face. "Greetings, Knight. Training for the games?"
"yes. Immerral Galanodel, paladin of Torm"
"Torm, eh? Can't say I've known 'em. Where you from?"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Immerral is running laps around the floor, armor gleaming in the morning sun
A cloaked person, rather full figured (Chunky, if you will) walks up to Immerral. He pulls down his hood, revealing a masked face. "Greetings, Knight. Training for the games?"
"yes. Immerral Galanodel, paladin of Torm"
"Torm, eh? Can't say I've known 'em. Where you from?"
"oerth, yourself?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
As you walk through the streets near the Arena, you hear a short flurry of curses in a high pitched voice. Turning down an alley, you see what is potentially the shortest creature you've ever seen. It couldn't be more than 2 feet tall, but while it looks to be closer to 4 feet at LEAST half his height is made up of his wizards hat, which he must have stole off of an Orc. He wears a long wizards robe that he must trip over twice a minute, and carries a staff which would be closer to a long wand for a normal-sized human. His face is obscured with shadows, with two glowing red orbs where his eyes must be. He is scolding a couple of creature that look like him, but carry regular human work mallets, have masked faces, no hats and sensible robes, and are somehow even shorter, only a foot tall at the largest.
*reposting*
*Boop*
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Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
"Hmm." Fives seems to have lost interest in the conversation, and is fidgeting with a piece of their armor.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*Six hours!!! I'M SO HYPED*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize
*hi so hyped, im dad*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Soothsalts. See you tonight.” Fives hears his voice in their head. “Subject 084.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*yippee!*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*I should have predicted this...*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize
Immerral is running laps around the floor, armor gleaming in the morning sun
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Ive had a character bouncing around my brain for a bit, should I do a last minute intro?*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize
*yes.*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
A cloaked person, rather full figured (Chunky, if you will) walks up to Immerral, holding a staff. He pulls down his hood, revealing a masked face. "Greetings, Knight. Training for the games?"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize
"yes. Immerral Galanodel, paladin of Torm"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Fives grabs Dey by the throat. "Stay out of my mind." They then drop him to the ground and walk off.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"Torm, eh? Can't say I've known 'em. Where you from?"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize
"oerth, yourself?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“You don’t scare me, little wolf. Whether or not that’s a bad choice is yet to be determined.”
should they turn back, Dey is nowhere to be found
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*is that an EPIC reference?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*theres a nonzero chance*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*>:3c*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Boop*
Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.