“I have not come to save you, this world is doomed. I have come to deliver a message. A message from our divine forefather, who sired this world and its many waning wonders. This land is a remnant of what it once was, blighted by the scorn of the gods. There is no hope here!”
-Xalius, messenger of the Beyonder.
Hi yall, I’m SpiderTrapper (my friends call me Spider, or Mo) also known as AllMightyLordOfDND (my other account). Though I’m a Cis Straight Male from the American South who loves to listen to himself monologue, I promise I won’t be an A-hole (not intentionally anyway.)
About me: I’m an actor & writer who has been playing DND for 6+ years, love worldbuilding, and am a giant nerd on the following subjects:
- Legend of Zelda (I have played Link's Awakening, Majora’s Mask, Ocarina of Time, Breath of the WIld, Skyward Sword, and Tears of the kingdom),
-Psychology (don’t know much about it but I am very interested in it)
-Fantasy & Romance Novels (I would talk about my current books but I that would be a pain to update every day, I read very fast)
-Mythology (Mostly Greek & Norse)
Schedule: I am on twice a day, usually around 1 PM and/or 6 PM US eastern Time. feel free to PM me, I would love to talk about DND.
-Current Characters:
-Brormin “the Mountain” Gaerlordin, Goliath Juggernaut Barbarian from Tal’dorei (Call of the Netherdeep)
-Breykath Volorium, Rock Gnome Watchers Paladin of Gaerdal Ironhand from Holdfast (Homebrew setting)
And finally, come check out the anything but the *** Forum:
“I have not come to save you, this world is doomed. I have come to deliver a message. A message from our divine forefather, who sired this world and its many waning wonders. This land is a remnant of what it once was, blighted by the scorn of the gods. There is no hope here!”
-Xalius, messenger of the Beyonder.
Hi yall, I’m SpiderTrapper (my friends call me Spider, or Mo) also known as AllMightyLordOfDND (my other account). Though I’m a Cis Straight Male from the American South who loves to listen to himself monologue, I promise I won’t be an A-hole (not intentionally anyway.)
About me: I’m an actor & writer who has been playing DND for 6+ years, love worldbuilding, and am a giant nerd on the following subjects:
- Legend of Zelda (I have played Link's Awakening, Majora’s Mask, Ocarina of Time, Breath of the WIld, Skyward Sword, and Tears of the kingdom),
Hiya, Howdy, And Hello! I am a 5'2 Biracial Bisexual Femboy Freshman.
My likes: Cold Weather (No wind though) Halo, Legend of Zelda, Anime, Swords, Knives, Guns, Pokemon, cats, Funko pops, Dnd of course, My Dog, Psychological horror games like Ad Infinium, Star Wars, Marvel, and non-fiction war stories like hacksaw ridge.
My pronouns are he/his/him
I love meeting new people and I can speak English, broken Spanish, and some French.
Hiya, Howdy, And Hello! I am a 5'2 Biracial Bisexual Femboy Freshman.
My likes: Cold Weather (No wind though) Halo, Legend of Zelda, Anime, Swords, Knives, Guns, Pokemon, cats, Funko pops, Dnd of course, My Dog, Psychological horror games like Ad Infinium, Star Wars, Marvel, and non-fiction war stories like hacksaw ridge.
My pronouns are he/his/him
I love meeting new people and I can speak English, broken Spanish, and some French.
I have finished 2 campaigns as Game master.
i love Star Wars
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
I saw the first ones and they fit perfectly with my character style so I made one. I still dont know how to add it at the bottom of all my posts but It was fun to make.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
I saw the first ones and they fit perfectly with my character style so I made one. I still dont know how to add it at the bottom of all my posts but It was fun to make.
I need an extended signature buuut I don’t know what to put in it.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
This world needs saving. The easiest way to save the world is to be the badass of your dreams.
Sometimes, I change my form. Sometimes i'm EVIL. But most of the time i'm a good guy.
I LOVE STAR WARS!!! AND HALO!!! Even though i've only played halo infinite for 1 day at the time of writing.
Please join My gothic horror thread, Grimmshire: The Silent City! It's great! And creepy! And GOTHIC!!
I like being evil to players. And DM's. I am the ultimate troller.
My name is boring, I know. But, to be honest, I can't be bothered to change it ;)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hey! im PJtheARCH3R, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman. ive been on D&D Beyond for about a year now, i was Exiled from around August 27th to December 15th. Im a High Fantasy Nerd, i watch pretty much all the High Fantasy movies and play D&D at least once a week. I lovemusic, most of the Quotes featured on my normal Signature are from songs i listen to.
I'm a Cisgender, straight male. I live somewhere in the US East Time Zone (cant specify)
Personality: I'm a pretty chill guy, when i do get angry i kinda blow up though, Kind, Jealous, and nosey at time
Friends/People i know: Drummer, Dutch, Markell, Calo, Blackbear, Woods, Zeus3, Hyperbeam/Viper, The Mad Gibberer, Wendigo, Trout, Zombles, Nolkiss, Baalze, HellomL, Hecate, KoboldNerd, Nikki, HarperMoon, XyrixCosmos, Burnings, and loads more of Acquaintances and soon to be friends (please remind me if your name isnt here and we know each other, its just hard to remember like 14+ people
(im probably gonna redo this Extended Signature so many times before im happy with it lol)
ADD ME!!!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hey! im PJtheARCH3R, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman. ive been on D&D Beyond for about a year now, i was Exiled from around August 27th to December 15th. Im a High Fantasy Nerd, i watch pretty much all the High Fantasy movies and play D&D at least once a week. I lovemusic, most of the Quotes featured on my normal Signature are from songs i listen to.
I'm a Cisgender, straight male. I live somewhere in the US East Time Zone (cant specify)
Personality: I'm a pretty chill guy, when i do get angry i kinda blow up though, Kind, Jealous, and nosey at time
Friends/People i know: Drummer, Dutch, Markell, Calo, Blackbear, Woods, Zeus3, Hyperbeam/Viper, The Mad Gibberer, Wendigo, Trout, Zombles, Nolkiss, Baalze, HellomL, Hecate, KoboldNerd, Nikki, HarperMoon, XyrixCosmos, Burnings, and loads more of Acquaintances and soon to be friends (please remind me if your name isnt here and we know each other, its just hard to remember like 14+ people
(im probably gonna redo this Extended Signature so many times before im happy with it lol)
ADD ME!!!
You have to send him a Pm, That way he gets a tidal wave of pm's
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
I am a High School furry and love to talk to people about anything! I search for any support bc my mental health problems including depression, suicide, friend problems and being included. I want to meet new furries here on DnD Beyond. I want to become a public activist for stopping furry hate bc it's not funny and it must be stopped. I like to draw, write, make music, and being very social.
The song that best describes me is What Was I Made For? by Billie Eilish because I'm under a lot of depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts.
My current characters:
Valhalla: A male dragonborn sorcerer/druid who wants to find out who he is and wants to have fun in his adventures!
Athenix: A non-binary aarakocra cleric/fighter who has a very sharp eye and can spot things from far away.
You walk through a door into a long hallway with yellowish wallpaper. Some sort of entity, maybe in humanoid shape, maybe not, it's hard to tell, walks (or is it glides?) up to you and says "Welcome to my extended signature. You're probably wondering why you came here. Honestly, I haven't got a clue. Whoever would want to look at this signature of their own free will is a bit coocoo if you ask me but diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks I suppose. Oh you're still here? I don't know what you're expecting. Do you want details about me? What I like to do? What my favorite color is? I'll tell you some things about me. I live in Louisiana (the best state). I love books and videogames (strange mix I know). Gumbo is the best food (if you disagree what in sweet liberty is wrong with you). I'm learning the harmonica (it's very cool). I apparently put additional notes in parentheses at the end of every sentence I write (it's very strange). I'm in your neighborhood in between your walls in between the threads in between time and space in between life and death in between the very in between of the in between hallways of liminality itself (makes perfect sense). Captain Vimes is one of the best fictional characters ever. I suppose that would be just about it. I'll show you some threads I'm a part of." He leads you to the cleanest door you've ever seen and opens it to show a temple with statues of Roombas all around A man in hooded robe is chanting "Praise Jeff praise Jeff praise Jeff..." "This is the Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult. And this is the Roomba Arch-Cultist. I'm a Roomba High Cultist." He leads you to another door, this one with strange carvings of jellyfish like creatures. The entity says "This is the Cult of the Flumphs," and opens the door to a large sphere with flumph faces carved into huge gems on its side. The sphere is set on four pillars in the middle of an entrance hall. It also has a swirling portal set in the middle of it. "Ah yes, that there is a portal to the Nexus. An interesting place where all the threads converge with each other. I have never taken a large part in it, though many of the threads I am in are part of it. I suppose the Nexus can be described as something like this place we are in, only it is more of a place for people to commune with each other, instead of only being the passageway to another place." He closes the door and guides you to another door, this one with a simple 13 inscribed upon it. He opens it to reveal a scenic little town. Nearby you see a statue of a dorito with a single eye, a snazzy bow tie, and a top hat holding out a hand for a handshake. "This is the Astonishing Anomalies of Gravity Falls thread. I'm a mod along with TheMadGibber. It's very new, but I'm sure it will grow." He takes you to a door right next to the one you just looked through. It has a strange jumble of steampunk gears along with bark and vines and is generally just a whole gumbo of different time periods. He twists the valve and the door opens to a band in full swing playing for an audience. You see an orange Tabaxi plucking a bass, two men playing trombones, a dwarf tickling the ivories, and an earth genasi playing the drums. Then there's a man in a pinstripe suit wearing shades and a trillby, and a plasmoid playing the accordion. And at the front of all this is a beautiful woman with ruby lips and gold hair singing. "This is the Gut (2.0). A very neat place. Huge luxury ship. But under the decks... well, that's a different story for later. Come on, we've only got one more door left." He takes you to a door with a tree carved in it, with symbols above it that you've never seen before. "Mellon," the entity speaks, and the door opens to a large room with many bookshelves. It contains many records of discussions. "This is the The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Club! This is a place where all Tolkien fans congregate to discuss all things LOTR and maybe rp some. I'm an elf in this thread which are the lore experts. Wait. No. I thought I was an elf! Oof. Guess not. Too bad. Well, that's all for me, but there are so many more threads to be discovered out there. Go discover them! You might even make some yourself!" He takes you to a door, which he opens. It shows where you were before you came here. You walk out and he closes the door behind you. You turn around and open it, but there is only a brick wall.
I didn’t know either
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
I am indeed allmighty. I fixed the duplication, too.
Hi, I'm Raccoon_Master, a young genderfluid actor, writer, explorer, and bass vocalist. Pronouns They/Them/Theirs
My Characters: Brormin the Devout Crusher; Ellora the Romantic Rookie
Check out my EXTENDED SIGNATUR (hasn't been updated in forever, fyi) and don’t forget to join the Anything but the OGL 2.0 Thread!
"I don't make sense to you, and I don't make sense to myself. Maybe the only one I make sense to is God" ~ Me, trying to sound smart
thank you nothic for the compliment
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Hiya, Howdy, And Hello! I am a 5'2 Biracial Bisexual Femboy Freshman.
My likes: Cold Weather (No wind though) Halo, Legend of Zelda, Anime, Swords, Knives, Guns, Pokemon, cats, Funko pops, Dnd of course, My Dog, Psychological horror games like Ad Infinium, Star Wars, Marvel, and non-fiction war stories like hacksaw ridge.
My pronouns are he/his/him
I love meeting new people and I can speak English, broken Spanish, and some French.
I have finished 2 campaigns as Game master.
👋Hiya, Howdy, And Hello! Wanna hang out? 😁
{[Get to know me]}
i love Star Wars
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
I AM HOMICIDE
I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE
I AM STRENGTH AND POWER
I AM STRENGTH!
MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!!
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
I haven’t seen a more interesting signature in a while
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
I saw the first ones and they fit perfectly with my character style so I made one. I still dont know how to add it at the bottom of all my posts but It was fun to make.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
It’s in your account settings.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
.
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
I need an extended signature buuut I don’t know what to put in it.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Extended Signature!
Write what characters you play, what taverns and threads you participate in, what your favorite books/movies/art mediums are, favorite quotes, etc.
Or an ode to the beauty of nothics. No, really, it’s your choice. Your choice. Yooour choice. Yooouuuur choice.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Or talk about how you love kidnapping arachnids.
Hi, I'm Raccoon_Master, a young genderfluid actor, writer, explorer, and bass vocalist. Pronouns They/Them/Theirs
My Characters: Brormin the Devout Crusher; Ellora the Romantic Rookie
Check out my EXTENDED SIGNATUR (hasn't been updated in forever, fyi) and don’t forget to join the Anything but the OGL 2.0 Thread!
"I don't make sense to you, and I don't make sense to myself. Maybe the only one I make sense to is God" ~ Me, trying to sound smart
This world needs saving. The easiest way to save the world is to be the badass of your dreams.
Sometimes, I change my form. Sometimes i'm EVIL. But most of the time i'm a good guy.
I LOVE STAR WARS!!! AND HALO!!! Even though i've only played halo infinite for 1 day at the time of writing.
Please join My gothic horror thread, Grimmshire: The Silent City! It's great! And creepy! And GOTHIC!!
I like being evil to players. And DM's. I am the ultimate troller.
My name is boring, I know. But, to be honest, I can't be bothered to change it ;)
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
ADD ME!!!
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
You have to send him a Pm, That way he gets a tidal wave of pm's
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Redo Of my extended signature:
I AM HOMICIDE
I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE!
I AM STRENGTH AND POWER!
I AM STRENGTH!
I AM DANGER AT ITS CORE!
MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!!
Send me a pm of the word tomato please
"breatheeeee. NOW FIRE" -The sniper way (made up by me)
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Hewo! ^w^
I am a High School furry and love to talk to people about anything! I search for any support bc my mental health problems including depression, suicide, friend problems and being included. I want to meet new furries here on DnD Beyond. I want to become a public activist for stopping furry hate bc it's not funny and it must be stopped. I like to draw, write, make music, and being very social.
The song that best describes me is What Was I Made For? by Billie Eilish because I'm under a lot of depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts.
My current characters:
Valhalla: A male dragonborn sorcerer/druid who wants to find out who he is and wants to have fun in his adventures!
Athenix: A non-binary aarakocra cleric/fighter who has a very sharp eye and can spot things from far away.
Make sure you check out my forums! ------> Quote Comment Thread | Furry Social Thread | Counting Thread | Suicide Support Thread
PM me the word tomato 🍅
I hope you have a great day! <3 :)
ima drago :3
OwO What's this? *notices your pfp* Very nice pfp my friend. 10/10
PM me the word tomato 🍅 PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! Please read my Extended Signature
JOIN MY THREADS ----> Quote Comment Thread | Furry Social Thread | Counting Thread | Suicide Support Thread
I love suffering with suicide :3
Well. I feel like I'm a little late. Oh well.
You walk through a door into a long hallway with yellowish wallpaper. Some sort of entity, maybe in humanoid shape, maybe not, it's hard to tell, walks (or is it glides?) up to you and says "Welcome to my extended signature. You're probably wondering why you came here. Honestly, I haven't got a clue. Whoever would want to look at this signature of their own free will is a bit coocoo if you ask me but diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks I suppose. Oh you're still here? I don't know what you're expecting. Do you want details about me? What I like to do? What my favorite color is? I'll tell you some things about me. I live in Louisiana (the best state). I love books and videogames (strange mix I know). Gumbo is the best food (if you disagree what in sweet liberty is wrong with you). I'm learning the harmonica (it's very cool). I apparently put additional notes in parentheses at the end of every sentence I write (it's very strange). I'm in your neighborhood in between your walls in between the threads in between time and space in between life and death in between the very in between of the in between hallways of liminality itself (makes perfect sense). Captain Vimes is one of the best fictional characters ever. I suppose that would be just about it. I'll show you some threads I'm a part of." He leads you to the cleanest door you've ever seen and opens it to show a temple with statues of Roombas all around A man in hooded robe is chanting "Praise Jeff praise Jeff praise Jeff..." "This is the Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult. And this is the Roomba Arch-Cultist. I'm a Roomba High Cultist." He leads you to another door, this one with strange carvings of jellyfish like creatures. The entity says "This is the Cult of the Flumphs," and opens the door to a large sphere with flumph faces carved into huge gems on its side. The sphere is set on four pillars in the middle of an entrance hall. It also has a swirling portal set in the middle of it. "Ah yes, that there is a portal to the Nexus. An interesting place where all the threads converge with each other. I have never taken a large part in it, though many of the threads I am in are part of it. I suppose the Nexus can be described as something like this place we are in, only it is more of a place for people to commune with each other, instead of only being the passageway to another place." He closes the door and guides you to another door, this one with a simple 13 inscribed upon it. He opens it to reveal a scenic little town. Nearby you see a statue of a dorito with a single eye, a snazzy bow tie, and a top hat holding out a hand for a handshake. "This is the Astonishing Anomalies of Gravity Falls thread. I'm a mod along with TheMadGibber. It's very new, but I'm sure it will grow." He takes you to a door right next to the one you just looked through. It has a strange jumble of steampunk gears along with bark and vines and is generally just a whole gumbo of different time periods. He twists the valve and the door opens to a band in full swing playing for an audience. You see an orange Tabaxi plucking a bass, two men playing trombones, a dwarf tickling the ivories, and an earth genasi playing the drums. Then there's a man in a pinstripe suit wearing shades and a trillby, and a plasmoid playing the accordion. And at the front of all this is a beautiful woman with ruby lips and gold hair singing. "This is the Gut (2.0). A very neat place. Huge luxury ship. But under the decks... well, that's a different story for later. Come on, we've only got one more door left." He takes you to a door with a tree carved in it, with symbols above it that you've never seen before. "Mellon," the entity speaks, and the door opens to a large room with many bookshelves. It contains many records of discussions. "This is the The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Club! This is a place where all Tolkien fans congregate to discuss all things LOTR and maybe rp some. I'm an elf in this thread which are the lore experts. Wait. No. I thought I was an elf! Oof. Guess not. Too bad. Well, that's all for me, but there are so many more threads to be discovered out there. Go discover them! You might even make some yourself!" He takes you to a door, which he opens. It shows where you were before you came here. You walk out and he closes the door behind you. You turn around and open it, but there is only a brick wall.
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.