This one is from five or six sessions ago, but I forgot to post it.
DM: You feel a quaking in the ground coming from under [Druid]. Rogue: Can I try to hide in a tree and then jump off and sneak attack? DM: Sure, roll acrobatics. Rogue: That's an 18, do I manage to flip off the tree? Everyone else: *dies of laughter*
This has become a running joke in our campaign.
"Can I roll acrobatics to flip off a building?" "Wow, [Rogue] is really good at flipping off trees*!"
*Also at stabbing them, crying on them, climbing them, and having dance battles with them (don't ask)
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
This one is from five or six sessions ago, but I forgot to post it.
DM: You feel a quaking in the ground coming from under [Druid]. Rogue: Can I try to hide in a tree and then jump off and sneak attack? DM: Sure, roll acrobatics. Rogue: That's an 18, do I manage to flip off the tree? Everyone else: *dies of laughter*
This has become a running joke in our campaign.
"Can I roll acrobatics to flip off a building?" "Wow, [Rogue] is really good at flipping off trees*!"
*Also at stabbing them, crying on them, climbing them, and having dance battles with them (don't ask)
Recent TTRPG stream - not D&D, but could be - more steampunk-ish future of the same homebrew world the group plays medieval-based D&D within but using only d6s and partially relies on strategic retconning.
"All these children as so casual about death. It's really creeping me out."
"I'm wondering why all the children I've met in this town are either ghosts or murderers."
"There's a small part of me that thinks maybe I should quit drinking, but there's a larger part of me that says, '¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ No.'
"As much as I'd like to feed him to the creepy children, I have a different idea for him. We can maybe feed him to the creepy children later."
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
This one is from five or six sessions ago, but I forgot to post it.
DM: You feel a quaking in the ground coming from under [Druid]. Rogue: Can I try to hide in a tree and then jump off and sneak attack? DM: Sure, roll acrobatics. Rogue: That's an 18, do I manage to flip off the tree? Everyone else: *dies of laughter*
This has become a running joke in our campaign.
"Can I roll acrobatics to flip off a building?" "Wow, [Rogue] is really good at flipping off trees*!"
*Also at stabbing them, crying on them, climbing them, and having dance battles with them (don't ask)
Pretty sure I helped with the dance battle part.
The rogue has a tendency for... weirdness. He's also tried to mug a teenage kid (who happened to be waaayyy higher level than him), do a handstand next to a lava pit, and hide behind a tree while in the middle of a desert.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
My guess is somewhere between "uh" and "eh", maybe drawn out a little bit, and with a very specific attitude to it. XD
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Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken. Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing. Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan. Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer. Plays god on Saturdays.
This one is from five or six sessions ago, but I forgot to post it.
DM: You feel a quaking in the ground coming from under [Druid]. Rogue: Can I try to hide in a tree and then jump off and sneak attack? DM: Sure, roll acrobatics. Rogue: That's an 18, do I manage to flip off the tree? Everyone else: *dies of laughter*
This has become a running joke in our campaign.
"Can I roll acrobatics to flip off a building?" "Wow, [Rogue] is really good at flipping off trees*!"
*Also at stabbing them, crying on them, climbing them, and having dance battles with them (don't ask)
Pretty sure I helped with the dance battle part.
The rogue has a tendency for... weirdness. He's also tried to mug a teenage kid (who happened to be waaayyy higher level than him), do a handstand next to a lava pit, and hide behind a tree while in the middle of a desert.
True. My characters also tend to be weird, but not quite in the same way.
Adorable tiefling girl: Will you be my family? Rogue: Try not to die. Sorcerer: That's his way of saying yes.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Oh no, oh no, my child ran away! And now she's tearing up all your hay!"
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Sorcerer: Does anyone have disguise self? DM: Well, for [Druid], you'd need disguise elf.
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Player1: "Stop fighting! You're upsetting my little brother" Me: "I ate my little brother- no one cares!" Player1: That's not a smart idea. Me: Not in his culture.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Player 1: "What are we doing here?" Player 4: "You're the one who wanted to come here! Remember?" Player 1: "Yeah. ...but why?"
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
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This has become a running joke in our campaign.
"Can I roll acrobatics to flip off a building?"
"Wow, [Rogue] is really good at flipping off trees*!"
*Also at stabbing them, crying on them, climbing them, and having dance battles with them (don't ask)
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
half part funny and badass
druid:what if we gave the king (insert deadly magic deisese here) to kill him
my pc who is a doctor:i do not like that idea at all that seems like a really bad idea
bard:i do not care im gonna feed them my liver to kill them with biology
paladin: im pretty sure that would break the (our setting alternative to the geneva convention)
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
Just a few quotes from a game I just finished:
"Trouble's my middle name."
"I want to make a basement"
"Somebody shoot this *long bleeping sound*"
"So anyway, I started blasting".
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
*It's a displacer beast they killed.*
Warlock: I wish to C O N S U M E.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
"Glowy Sword 2: Electric Boogaloo"
"Solar Powered Boogaloo"
Hombrew: Way of Wresting, Circle of Sacrifice
So I've spent one hour with this glowing sword. Did I get attuned to it or did I get cancer because it's not magic but Cherenkov radiation?
Me: *Rolled a nat 20 for deception to trick the BBEG*
Ranger friend: "Hey! You got a 2 + 0! That is WAYYYYY under the DC"
DM: "No, that's a 20."
Ranger friend: "Well then, a 20 sucks!"
Omegalulz he doesn't know meth
Pretty sure I helped with the dance battle part.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Recent TTRPG stream - not D&D, but could be - more steampunk-ish future of the same homebrew world the group plays medieval-based D&D within but using only d6s and partially relies on strategic retconning.
"All these children as so casual about death. It's really creeping me out."
"I'm wondering why all the children I've met in this town are either ghosts or murderers."
"There's a small part of me that thinks maybe I should quit drinking, but there's a larger part of me that says, '¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ No.'
"As much as I'd like to feed him to the creepy children, I have a different idea for him. We can maybe feed him to the creepy children later."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Trying to imagine how ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ is pronounced.
Cleric: “Hey! Where did those two children go? They were here last time.”
Wizard: “Didn’t you realize that the hags made two batches of pastries?”
The rogue has a tendency for... weirdness. He's also tried to mug a teenage kid (who happened to be waaayyy higher level than him), do a handstand next to a lava pit, and hide behind a tree while in the middle of a desert.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
My guess is somewhere between "uh" and "eh", maybe drawn out a little bit, and with a very specific attitude to it. XD
Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken.
Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing.
Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan.
Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer.
Plays god on Saturdays.
True. My characters also tend to be weird, but not quite in the same way.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Another one from my last session.
Adorable tiefling girl: Will you be my family?
Rogue: Try not to die.
Sorcerer: That's his way of saying yes.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Not an in-character conversation, but during a session 0, when one player's backstory was getting elaborate;
“See I kept it simple and had my entire village destroyed by a dragon”
"Oh no, oh no, my child ran away! And now she's tearing up all your hay!"
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Sorcerer: Does anyone have disguise self?
DM: Well, for [Druid], you'd need disguise elf.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Player1: "Stop fighting! You're upsetting my little brother"
Me: "I ate my little brother- no one cares!"
Player1: That's not a smart idea.
Me: Not in his culture.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Player 1: "What are we doing here?"
Player 4: "You're the one who wanted to come here! Remember?"
Player 1: "Yeah. ...but why?"
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.