How did I know my girlfriend thought I was invading her privacy? She wrote about it in her diary.
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Yoooo!!! I'm a Walmartian and my pronouns are Walme/Walmer. My boy Goobertio1234 and I are TIGHT! Shout-out to his dog. I am the hot single in your area.
I know a friend who's parents never married, so entirely possible
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Yoooo!!! I'm a Walmartian and my pronouns are Walme/Walmer. My boy Goobertio1234 and I are TIGHT! Shout-out to his dog. I am the hot single in your area.
Yoooo!!! I'm a Walmartian and my pronouns are Walme/Walmer. My boy Goobertio1234 and I are TIGHT! Shout-out to his dog. I am the hot single in your area.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
Yoooo!!! I'm a Walmartian and my pronouns are Walme/Walmer. My boy Goobertio1234 and I are TIGHT! Shout-out to his dog. I am the hot single in your area.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
Yoooo!!! I'm a Walmartian and my pronouns are Walme/Walmer. My boy Goobertio1234 and I are TIGHT! Shout-out to his dog. I am the hot single in your area.
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I'm just some geek that loves stuff like Rain World, Hollow Knight, Bob's Burgers, Marvel, DnD, and LoTR. I would never punch someone, and I love my family.
Also, shout-out to my dog. He's not disabled or almost died or anything, but I love him very much. Yes, ShmexyBunsenBurner is infact tight with me.
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
A man was talking to God. Man: God, what is a million years like for you? God: It's like a second. Man: And what is a million dollars like for you? God: It's like a penny. Man: God, could I have a penny? God: Sure, give me a second.
Third, obligatory explanation for Gato on why this is a joke so that he can laugh with us.
In the fist half we establish that big things for humans are small things for God. Then in the second half the man asks for a small thing from God that's a big thing from him. And then is told a wait time that's small for God but very big for him. Comedy.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
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How did I know my girlfriend thought I was invading her privacy? She wrote about it in her diary.
Yoooo!!! I'm a Walmartian and my pronouns are Walme/Walmer. My boy Goobertio1234 and I are TIGHT! Shout-out to his dog. I am the hot single in your area.
PM me the word Tomato
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Has cars (cats)
*I mean that is kinda a dad joke*
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I know a friend who's parents never married, so entirely possible
Yoooo!!! I'm a Walmartian and my pronouns are Walme/Walmer. My boy Goobertio1234 and I are TIGHT! Shout-out to his dog. I am the hot single in your area.
PM me the word Tomato
anyway 1
Yoooo!!! I'm a Walmartian and my pronouns are Walme/Walmer. My boy Goobertio1234 and I are TIGHT! Shout-out to his dog. I am the hot single in your area.
PM me the word Tomato
2 -- that joke was kind of mid :/
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
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Yoooo!!! I'm a Walmartian and my pronouns are Walme/Walmer. My boy Goobertio1234 and I are TIGHT! Shout-out to his dog. I am the hot single in your area.
PM me the word Tomato
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um...
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
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my sincerest apologies
Yoooo!!! I'm a Walmartian and my pronouns are Walme/Walmer. My boy Goobertio1234 and I are TIGHT! Shout-out to his dog. I am the hot single in your area.
PM me the word Tomato
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Praise Jeff!!!!!
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
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I'm just some geek that loves stuff like Rain World, Hollow Knight, Bob's Burgers, Marvel, DnD, and LoTR. I would never punch someone, and I love my family.
Also, shout-out to my dog. He's not disabled or almost died or anything, but I love him very much. Yes, ShmexyBunsenBurner is infact tight with me.
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
First things first, obligatory Spinal Tap reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xgx4k83zzc
Second things second,
A man was talking to God.
Man: God, what is a million years like for you?
God: It's like a second.
Man: And what is a million dollars like for you?
God: It's like a penny.
Man: God, could I have a penny?
God: Sure, give me a second.
Third, obligatory explanation for Gato on why this is a joke so that he can laugh with us.
In the fist half we establish that big things for humans are small things for God.
Then in the second half the man asks for a small thing from God that's a big thing from him. And then is told a wait time that's small for God but very big for him.
Comedy.
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lovely new PFP, gato
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
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Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I think I'm a bear. Because I'm unBEARable
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)