WOTC, are you reading this? Adding this would be so sigma, fr fr no cap.
Power Word GYATT! School of Enchantment Casting Time: 1 Action Range: self Area of Effect: 120ft radius sphere centered on caster Level: 9th Available to: Rizz Wizard (free), Wizard, Warlock, Bard, Sorcerer
You speak the word GYATT! Any creatures that can hear you within 120ft of you must make a WIS Saving Throw at disadvantage. On a failed save the creatures take 12d10 psychic damage and becomes stunned. On a successful save the creature takes half damage and suffers no other effects. A creature stunned by this spell can make another saving throw at the end of its round, again at disadvantage. On a successful save it takes another 4d6 psychic damage and falls prone, ending the stunned condition on itself.
Conjure Skibidi Toilet School of Conjuration Casting Time: 1 hour (can be ritual cast) Duration: 24 hours Range: 5ft Level: 5th Available to: Wizard, Warlock
You conjure a skibidi toilet within 5ft of your casting location. The skibidi toilet stands guard over the location of conjuration, speaking nonsensical gibberish to all those that come within 60ft of it and are not designated by you at the time of casting as safe. When a creature comes within 60ft of the skibidi toilet it must make an INT saving throw or take 6d6 psychic damage, half on a successful save, as the skibidi toilet spews its nonsense.
Ohio Demiplane like Demiplane but you also have access to Ohio.
Rizz Person like charm person but requires a material component drippy clothing. (One example of drippy clothing would be Crocs.) Is also concentration, but allows you to attempt charming the target again if it succeeds the initial saving throw. (Advantage of later saving throws.)
Fanum Tax Mind Like feeblemind but the creature also gives you any feed it has.
Mage Drip Like Mage Armor but you also gain advantage on Charisma-based checks.
PLEASE, NOOOOOO!
YES.
I was thinking summoning an actual creature for conjure Skibidi Toilet, that would be very sigma. Isn't status effects what they're doing in One DnD?
Toilets aren't exactly known for their mobility. Hence why I went with it being stationary.
Probably should take inspiration from Guardian of Faith and have a limit on the number of times the Skibidi Toilet can deal damage.
Nah, shouldn't be a max. Cause Skibidi Toilet is very sigma with the Ohio rizzy drip, fr fr no cap.
Yeah, moving is such a skibidi sigma thing for skibidi toilets to do.
I miss the old days. Back when men were men, the llamas had hats, and Charlie was being taken on a magical adventure to Candy Mountain where they'd steal his kidney!
Yeah, moving is such a skibidi sigma thing for skibidi toilets to do.
I miss the old days. Back when men were men, the llamas had hats, and Charlie was being taken on a magical adventure to Candy Mountain where they'd steal his kidney!
Vitus, don't reminisce about those un-sigma days. They were so skibidi with L Rizz! Now we got the drip and we're Fanum taxing the world to our side!
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Yeah, moving is such a skibidi sigma thing for skibidi toilets to do.
I miss the old days. Back when men were men, the llamas had hats, and Charlie was being taken on a magical adventure to Candy Mountain where they'd steal his kidney!
Vitus, don't reminisce about those un-sigma days. They were so skibidi with L Rizz! Now we got the drip and we're Fanum taxing the world to our side!
Yeah, moving is such a skibidi sigma thing for skibidi toilets to do.
I miss the old days. Back when men were men, the llamas had hats, and Charlie was being taken on a magical adventure to Candy Mountain where they'd steal his kidney!
Vitus, don't reminisce about those un-sigma days. They were so skibidi with L Rizz! Now we got the drip and we're Fanum taxing the world to our side!
We didn't need drip. We had SWAG!
NO! DON'T LOOK BACK, VITUS. WE HAVE THE SIGMA MEWING STREAK.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Yeah, moving is such a skibidi sigma thing for skibidi toilets to do.
I miss the old days. Back when men were men, the llamas had hats, and Charlie was being taken on a magical adventure to Candy Mountain where they'd steal his kidney!
Vitus, don't reminisce about those un-sigma days. They were so skibidi with L Rizz! Now we got the drip and we're Fanum taxing the world to our side!
We didn't need drip. We had SWAG!
NO! DON'T LOOK BACK, VITUS. WE HAVE THE SIGMA MEWING STREAK.
YES VITUS! LOOK BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS, WHEN THIS GOOFY AH LANGUAGE DIDN’T EXIST!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Yeah, moving is such a skibidi sigma thing for skibidi toilets to do.
I miss the old days. Back when men were men, the llamas had hats, and Charlie was being taken on a magical adventure to Candy Mountain where they'd steal his kidney!
Vitus, don't reminisce about those un-sigma days. They were so skibidi with L Rizz! Now we got the drip and we're Fanum taxing the world to our side!
We didn't need drip. We had SWAG!
NO! DON'T LOOK BACK, VITUS. WE HAVE THE SIGMA MEWING STREAK.
YES VITUS! LOOK BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS, WHEN THIS GOOFY AH LANGUAGE DIDN’T EXIST!
Quiet! You're not sigma and thus can't mew in this conversation!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Yeah, moving is such a skibidi sigma thing for skibidi toilets to do.
I miss the old days. Back when men were men, the llamas had hats, and Charlie was being taken on a magical adventure to Candy Mountain where they'd steal his kidney!
Vitus, don't reminisce about those un-sigma days. They were so skibidi with L Rizz! Now we got the drip and we're Fanum taxing the world to our side!
We didn't need drip. We had SWAG!
NO! DON'T LOOK BACK, VITUS. WE HAVE THE SIGMA MEWING STREAK.
YES VITUS! LOOK BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS, WHEN THIS GOOFY AH LANGUAGE DIDN’T EXIST!
Quiet! You're not sigma and thus can't mew in this conversation!
I think the word your looking for is Yap, not mew
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Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
WOTC, are you reading this? Adding this would be so sigma, fr fr no cap.
Power Word GYATT! School of Enchantment Casting Time: 1 Action Range: self Area of Effect: 120ft radius sphere centered on caster Level: 9th Available to: Rizz Wizard (free), Wizard, Warlock, Bard, Sorcerer
You speak the word GYATT! Any creatures that can hear you within 120ft of you must make a WIS Saving Throw at disadvantage. On a failed save the creatures take 12d10 psychic damage and becomes stunned. On a successful save the creature takes half damage and suffers no other effects. A creature stunned by this spell can make another saving throw at the end of its round, again at disadvantage. On a successful save it takes another 4d6 psychic damage and falls prone, ending the stunned condition on itself.
Conjure Skibidi Toilet School of Conjuration Casting Time: 1 hour (can be ritual cast) Duration: 24 hours Range: 5ft Level: 5th Available to: Wizard, Warlock
You conjure a skibidi toilet within 5ft of your casting location. The skibidi toilet stands guard over the location of conjuration, speaking nonsensical gibberish to all those that come within 60ft of it and are not designated by you at the time of casting as safe. When a creature comes within 60ft of the skibidi toilet it must make an INT saving throw or take 6d6 psychic damage, half on a successful save, as the skibidi toilet spews its nonsense.
Ohio Demiplane like Demiplane but you also have access to Ohio.
Rizz Person like charm person but requires a material component drippy clothing. (One example of drippy clothing would be Crocs.) Is also concentration, but allows you to attempt charming the target again if it succeeds the initial saving throw. (Advantage of later saving throws.)
Fanum Tax Mind Like feeblemind but the creature also gives you any feed it has.
Mage Drip Like Mage Armor but you also gain advantage on Charisma-based checks.
PLEASE, NOOOOOO!
YES.
I was thinking summoning an actual creature for conjure Skibidi Toilet, that would be very sigma. Isn't status effects what they're doing in One DnD?
Toilets aren't exactly known for their mobility. Hence why I went with it being stationary.
Probably should take inspiration from Guardian of Faith and have a limit on the number of times the Skibidi Toilet can deal damage.
Nah, shouldn't be a max. Cause Skibidi Toilet is very sigma with the Ohio rizzy drip, fr fr no cap.
Also, skibidi toilets can move.
im actually going to include this in the campaign im writing
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I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
I've been teaching some kids how to swim all week and when one of the tiny little preschool girls started shouting "what the sigma!" I instantly thought of Vitus.
I've been teaching some kids how to swim all week and when one of the tiny little preschool girls started shouting "what the sigma!" I instantly thought of Vitus.
hehe
But it's definitely weird to think of a toddler saying that.
I've been teaching some kids how to swim all week and when one of the tiny little preschool girls started shouting "what the sigma!" I instantly thought of Vitus.
what a heartwarming anecdote🥰
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I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
I've been teaching some kids how to swim all week and when one of the tiny little preschool girls started shouting "what the sigma!" I instantly thought of Vitus.
what a heartwarming anecdote🥰
Lol, that's kinda Ohio
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Nah, shouldn't be a max. Cause Skibidi Toilet is very sigma with the Ohio rizzy drip, fr fr no cap.
Also, skibidi toilets can move.
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They... move...
You cappin', bro.
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Yes. They can move for some reason. No cap.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
That's cracked, bro.
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Yeah, moving is such a skibidi sigma thing for skibidi toilets to do.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I miss the old days. Back when men were men, the llamas had hats, and Charlie was being taken on a magical adventure to Candy Mountain where they'd steal his kidney!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Vitus, don't reminisce about those un-sigma days. They were so skibidi with L Rizz! Now we got the drip and we're Fanum taxing the world to our side!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
We didn't need drip. We had SWAG!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
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We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
NO! DON'T LOOK BACK, VITUS. WE HAVE THE SIGMA MEWING STREAK.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
YES VITUS! LOOK BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS, WHEN THIS GOOFY AH LANGUAGE DIDN’T EXIST!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Quiet! You're not sigma and thus can't mew in this conversation!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Also, goofy ah is Gen Alpha I think...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I think the word your looking for is Yap, not mew
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
im actually going to include this in the campaign im writing
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
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I need to unsubscribe from this thread, there’s more love than hate at this point.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
I've been teaching some kids how to swim all week and when one of the tiny little preschool girls started shouting "what the sigma!" I instantly thought of Vitus.
anyone else been tavernmaxxing lately?
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hehe
But it's definitely weird to think of a toddler saying that.
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Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
what a heartwarming anecdote🥰
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
Lol, that's kinda Ohio
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