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A Tarrasque lumbers onto the scene. He has a very fine top hat, monocle, three-piece suit, tie, and handlebar mustache. He looks around for this so-called "Bob."
a lich walks up to the scene. he wears gunmetal grey robes, a top hat, and a very fine curly mustache and pointed beard. his empty eye sockets glow orange with arcane power.
Good luck, you two. By the way, you have assistance from a couple of Pugslingers who promise there will be more of them to help fight. they can also radio in supply drops and artillery strikes.
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"i would reccomend, Bob, wherever you are, that you show yourself soon. my friend here" pats Turrusque's ankle "can make things... quite uncomfortable if you continue to hide like this"
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
No one said anything about Tarrasques being speedy! I shall make up for it in SHEER STRENGTH AND MASSIVE HIT DICE!! AND SWALLOWING THIS POOR WRETCHED SOUL WITHIN 0.05 SECONDS OF STARTING THIS BATTLe!!
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
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game thread for Anti-Bob Squad.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
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Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
A Tarrasque lumbers onto the scene. He has a very fine top hat, monocle, three-piece suit, tie, and handlebar mustache. He looks around for this so-called "Bob."
Current hitpoints: 676
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
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a lich walks up to the scene. he wears gunmetal grey robes, a top hat, and a very fine curly mustache and pointed beard. his empty eye sockets glow orange with arcane power.
"hope bob's ready for my can of Whup-A**"
current hit points: 135
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
Good luck, you two. By the way, you have assistance from a couple of Pugslingers who promise there will be more of them to help fight. they can also radio in supply drops and artillery strikes.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
A gold dragon lumbers in, wearing a pair of glasses and some gigantic silver robes.
"Where is Bob? He will get defeated."
Current HP: 546
Fan of LOTR, star wars, and obvi dnd. I love eberron and spelljammer. PM me the word avocado.
Selene is adjusting her glasses
Fan of LOTR, star wars, and obvi dnd. I love eberron and spelljammer. PM me the word avocado.
"Bob is going to get... um... destroyed! Turned to ashes, obliterated, killed, defeated! He's going down."
Fan of LOTR, star wars, and obvi dnd. I love eberron and spelljammer. PM me the word avocado.
"da*m straight. any idea where he is?"
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
"seriously, where is he? he said to meet him at the center of town, XII sharp. we're here, it's XI:LVIII, where is he?"
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
"This pathetic creature has decided to hide; hide from me! Turrusque the Tarrasque! Weak!"
Turrusque thunders.
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"i would reccomend, Bob, wherever you are, that you show yourself soon. my friend here" pats Turrusque's ankle "can make things... quite uncomfortable if you continue to hide like this"
rolling intimidation.
21
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
"You must be dumb to not check behind you." Thunders a booming voice. "Good luck with me."
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Selene turns around and says, "Good riddance Bob! It's nice to defeat you."
Fan of LOTR, star wars, and obvi dnd. I love eberron and spelljammer. PM me the word avocado.
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
*Roll initiative*
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Initiative: 27"YOU DARE DOUBT MY POWERRRR?!"
Oops just realized tarrasque has a +0 to dex:
REROLL INITIATIVE:9
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*BWAHAHAHAHA!!! so much for your 'power'*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
initative
4
edit: I have a +3 to initative. that was a nat one
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
No one said anything about Tarrasques being speedy! I shall make up for it in SHEER STRENGTH AND MASSIVE HIT DICE!! AND SWALLOWING THIS POOR WRETCHED SOUL WITHIN 0.05 SECONDS OF STARTING THIS BATTLe!!
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Order Bob, Turrusque, Selene, Klarbo.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Bob ATTACKS! He grows huge horns and rams Turrusque, Dealing 30 damage. (I used encounters to roll it)
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.