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An ominous figure walks into the park, laughing madly and endlessly. Then he stops. "Sorry, I just got a joke someone told me earlier."
Initiative (adding dex and proficiency bonus): 14
(And yeah I decided to use Vecna)
*Currently, Gibber, you're next on the initiative list. It goes Nimonatjsh, Bob, Me, You, Tartar.*
*Alright*
The figure points at Bob and says something too quiet for anyone to hear. Bob must make a DC 22 Constitution saving throw or take 105 necrotic damage, half as much on a successful save. Then, assuming he starts 30 feet away from Bob, he then runs up to him and makes two attacks with his dagger.
To hit: 33
Damage: 6 piercing, 13 necrotic, and Bob takes 2d8 damage at the start of each of his turns. (9) Bob can make a DC 20 Con Save to stop taking the damage each time said damage is applied. Until he succeeds he also can't regain Hit Points.
To hit: 32
Damage: 8 piercing, 4 necrotic, and Bob takes 2d8 damage at the start of each of his turns. (13) Bob can make a DC 20 Con Save to stop taking the damage each time said damage is applied. Until he succeeds he also can't regain Hit Points.
After that he teleports 30 feet away in a direction that nobody is in.
(The statblock didn't specificy whether the damage effect stacks...)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
An ominous figure walks into the park, laughing madly and endlessly. Then he stops. "Sorry, I just got a joke someone told me earlier."
Initiative (adding dex and proficiency bonus): 14
(And yeah I decided to use Vecna)
*Currently, Gibber, you're next on the initiative list. It goes Nimonatjsh, Bob, Me, You, Tartar.*
*Alright*
The figure points at Bob and says something too quiet for anyone to hear. Bob must make a DC 22 Constitution saving throw or take 105 necrotic damage, half as much on a successful save. Then, assuming he starts 30 feet away from Bob, he then runs up to him and makes two attacks with his dagger.
To hit: 33
Damage: 6 piercing, 13 necrotic, and Bob takes 2d8 damage at the start of each of his turns. (9) Bob can make a DC 20 Con Save to stop taking the damage each time said damage is applied. Until he succeeds he also can't regain Hit Points.
To hit: 32
Damage: 8 piercing, 4 necrotic, and Bob takes 2d8 damage at the start of each of his turns. (13) Bob can make a DC 20 Con Save to stop taking the damage each time said damage is applied. Until he succeeds he also can't regain Hit Points.
After that he teleports 30 feet away in a direction that nobody is in.
(The statblock didn't specificy whether the damage effect stacks...)
Extra crit damage: 6 and 11
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
An ominous figure walks into the park, laughing madly and endlessly. Then he stops. "Sorry, I just got a joke someone told me earlier."
Initiative (adding dex and proficiency bonus): 14
(And yeah I decided to use Vecna)
*Currently, Gibber, you're next on the initiative list. It goes Nimonatjsh, Bob, Me, You, Tartar.*
*Alright*
The figure points at Bob and says something too quiet for anyone to hear. Bob must make a DC 22 Constitution saving throw or take 105 necrotic damage, half as much on a successful save. Then, assuming he starts 30 feet away from Bob, he then runs up to him and makes two attacks with his dagger.
To hit: 33
Damage: 6 piercing, 13 necrotic, and Bob takes 2d8 damage at the start of each of his turns. (9) Bob can make a DC 20 Con Save to stop taking the damage each time said damage is applied. Until he succeeds he also can't regain Hit Points.
To hit: 32
Damage: 8 piercing, 4 necrotic, and Bob takes 2d8 damage at the start of each of his turns. (13) Bob can make a DC 20 Con Save to stop taking the damage each time said damage is applied. Until he succeeds he also can't regain Hit Points.
After that he teleports 30 feet away in a direction that nobody is in.
(The statblock didn't specificy whether the damage effect stacks...)
Extra crit damage: 6 and 11
The dragon will then use a Legendary Action to cast Scorching Ray at third level.
22 Damage: 11 fire damage.
24 Damage: 6 fire damage.
32 Damage: 3 fire damage.
34 Damage: 2 fire damage.
The dragon will then use two Legendary Actions to attack Bob twice.
18 Damage: 14 slashing damage plus 9 fire damage.
30 Damage: 21 slashing damage plus 12 fire damage.
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Ok.(You did a lot of damage) Bob mutters somehting about hitting that mimic being easier, then runs off. you follow him into a dense forest. or at least you try. smoke erupts in front of you and the area is Heavily Obscured. Then somehting else explodes... everyone roll constitution! if you fail poisoned condition
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Ok.(You did a lot of damage) Bob mutters somehting about hitting that mimic being easier, then runs off. you follow him into a dense forest. or at least you try. smoke erupts in front of you and the area is Heavily Obscured. Then somehting else explodes... everyone roll constitution! if you fail poisoned condition
I wasn't here when it started
Inti 27
And my attacks
Attack: 36 Damage: 29
Attack: 35 Damage: 24
Attack: 22 Damage: 37
Attack: 33 Damage: 29
Attack: 22 Damage: 29
Attack: 22 Damage: 36
And the con save 35
And I use all three of my legendary actions to make 6 more attacks
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive,When I say something a little bit raw
Ok.(You did a lot of damage) Bob mutters somehting about hitting that mimic being easier, then runs off. you follow him into a dense forest. or at least you try. smoke erupts in front of you and the area is Heavily Obscured. Then somehting else explodes... everyone roll constitution! if you fail poisoned condition
I wasn't here when it started
Inti 27
And my attacks
Attack: 36 Damage: 29
Attack: 35 Damage: 24
Attack: 22 Damage: 37
Attack: 33 Damage: 29
Attack: 22 Damage: 29
Attack: 22 Damage: 36
And the con save 35
And I use all three of my legendary actions to make 6 more attacks
Attack: 27 Damage: 33
Attack: 24 Damage: 33
Attack: 30 Damage: 36
Attack: 29 Damage: 24
Attack: 28 Damage: 27
Attack: 37 Damage: 25
dont thnik thats how legendary actions work
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Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Ok.(You did a lot of damage) Bob mutters somehting about hitting that mimic being easier, then runs off. you follow him into a dense forest. or at least you try. smoke erupts in front of you and the area is Heavily Obscured. Then somehting else explodes... everyone roll constitution! if you fail poisoned condition
I wasn't here when it started
Inti 27
And my attacks
Attack: 36 Damage: 29
Attack: 35 Damage: 24
Attack: 22 Damage: 37
Attack: 33 Damage: 29
Attack: 22 Damage: 29
Attack: 22 Damage: 36
And the con save 35
And I use all three of my legendary actions to make 6 more attacks
Attack: 27 Damage: 33
Attack: 24 Damage: 33
Attack: 30 Damage: 36
Attack: 29 Damage: 24
Attack: 28 Damage: 27
Attack: 37 Damage: 25
dont thnik thats how legendary actions work
Legendary actions are after other people's turns, not your own. You can use them right before your turn, but not after.
CON save: 10
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Ok.(You did a lot of damage) Bob mutters somehting about hitting that mimic being easier, then runs off. you follow him into a dense forest. or at least you try. smoke erupts in front of you and the area is Heavily Obscured. Then somehting else explodes... everyone roll constitution! if you fail poisoned condition
I wasn't here when it started
Inti 27
And my attacks
Attack: 36 Damage: 29
Attack: 35 Damage: 24
Attack: 22 Damage: 37
Attack: 33 Damage: 29
Attack: 22 Damage: 29
Attack: 22 Damage: 36
And the con save 35
And I use all three of my legendary actions to make 6 more attacks
Attack: 27 Damage: 33
Attack: 24 Damage: 33
Attack: 30 Damage: 36
Attack: 29 Damage: 24
Attack: 28 Damage: 27
Attack: 37 Damage: 25
dont thnik thats how legendary actions work
Legendary actions are after other people's turns, not your own. You can use them right before your turn, but not after.
CON save: 10
ok but you can only use 1 per creature turn read the statblock
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The Red dragon will use a Legendary Action to cast Scorching Ray at third level.
22 Damage: 7 fire damage.
19 Damage: 8 fire damage.
34 Damage: 6 fire damage.
25 Damage: 5 fire damage.
Then, the Ancient Red Dragon will use a Legendary Action to pounce on Bob, moving 20 feet towards him, then attacking.
33 Damage: 18 slashing damage plus 11 fire damage.
Then, the Ancient Red Dragon will use a Legendary Action to pounce on Bob, moving 20 feet towards him, then attacking.
19 Damage: 19 slashing damage plus 10 fire damage.
Alright, my turn! The Ancient Red Dragon regains all Legendary Actions. The Ancient Red Dragon will breath flames on Bob.
Bob must succeed a DC 24 DEX save, or take 85 fire damage, half as much on a success.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
An ominous figure walks into the park, laughing madly and endlessly. Then he stops. "Sorry, I just got a joke someone told me earlier."
Initiative (adding dex and proficiency bonus): 14
(And yeah I decided to use Vecna)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Currently, Gibber, you're next on the initiative list. It goes Nimonatjsh, Bob, Me, You, Tartar.*
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*Alright*
The figure points at Bob and says something too quiet for anyone to hear. Bob must make a DC 22 Constitution saving throw or take 105 necrotic damage, half as much on a successful save. Then, assuming he starts 30 feet away from Bob, he then runs up to him and makes two attacks with his dagger.
To hit: 33
Damage: 6 piercing, 13 necrotic, and Bob takes 2d8 damage at the start of each of his turns. (9) Bob can make a DC 20 Con Save to stop taking the damage each time said damage is applied. Until he succeeds he also can't regain Hit Points.
To hit: 32
Damage: 8 piercing, 4 necrotic, and Bob takes 2d8 damage at the start of each of his turns. (13) Bob can make a DC 20 Con Save to stop taking the damage each time said damage is applied. Until he succeeds he also can't regain Hit Points.
After that he teleports 30 feet away in a direction that nobody is in.
(The statblock didn't specificy whether the damage effect stacks...)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Extra crit damage: 6 and 11
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The dragon will then use a Legendary Action to cast Scorching Ray at third level.
22 Damage: 11 fire damage.
24 Damage: 6 fire damage.
32 Damage: 3 fire damage.
34 Damage: 2 fire damage.
The dragon will then use two Legendary Actions to attack Bob twice.
18 Damage: 14 slashing damage plus 9 fire damage.
30 Damage: 21 slashing damage plus 12 fire damage.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*Ah nah I meant what does he deal sry for the confusion*
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I will use one of my legendary actions (Tail. Str save, on fail, prone):
To hit: 34
Damage: 19
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Tiamat attacks!
26 Wisdom saving throw.
Attack: 39 Damage: 36 Claw attack
Attack: 26 Damage: 23 Claw attack
Attack: 35 Damage: 27 Tail attack
Legendary action at the end of Bob's turn. Blue dragon breath. 107 or half with DC 27 Dex saving throw.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
*wait have you rolled for init?*
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
bludgeoning and peircing. they bypass resistance and treat immunity as if it were resistance.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
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Ok.(You did a lot of damage) Bob mutters somehting about hitting that mimic being easier, then runs off. you follow him into a dense forest. or at least you try. smoke erupts in front of you and the area is Heavily Obscured. Then somehting else explodes... everyone roll constitution! if you fail poisoned condition
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
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I wasn't here when it started
Inti 27
And my attacks
Attack: 36 Damage: 29
Attack: 35 Damage: 24
Attack: 22 Damage: 37
Attack: 33 Damage: 29
Attack: 22 Damage: 29
Attack: 22 Damage: 36
And the con save 35
And I use all three of my legendary actions to make 6 more attacks
Attack: 27 Damage: 33
Attack: 24 Damage: 33
Attack: 30 Damage: 36
Attack: 29 Damage: 24
Attack: 28 Damage: 27
Attack: 37 Damage: 25
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive, When I say something a little bit raw
dont thnik thats how legendary actions work
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
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and roll your CON
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Legendary actions are after other people's turns, not your own. You can use them right before your turn, but not after.
CON save: 10
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
Con Save: 16
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Im joining as a Marut*
init: 7
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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ok but you can only use 1 per creature turn read the statblock
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