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How does a bat get a 5ft reach with it's bite? 

dart in, bite, dart back to normal range

A "5ft reach" means the square next to you.  It is the minimum range on melee attacks.

can we have some of that bread

I like bread.

Long teeth

Where are they keeping the bread ??

Did someone say bread?

I also like bread 

Bread?

Perhaps this is the only intelligible comment on the Bat thus far... 

Taking a Bat as ones familiar allows you to pinpoint the presence of invisible creatures, like a Living Unseen Servant, with the bat's echolocation. Who needs See Invisibility now??

Bread

Corona at its finest.

Upon consumption, the target must make a DC 23 constitution saving throw or take 3 levels of exhaustion after 2d6 days. Every 1d4 days after failing the saving throw, make a DC 15 constitution saving throw, removing a level of exhaustion on a success or taking an additional level of exhaustion on a failure. A long rest does not remove these levels of exhaustion.

Does Blindsight penetrate Darkness?

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Does Blindsight penetrate Darkness?

 Yes.

Behold, what becomes of a sorcerer for a few seconds if her friend refuses to cooperate with a freaking hag.

Here's an interesting question.

The bat's hit points are determined by rolling 1d4 and taking one off the result. So, in theory, if you roll a one on the d4, does the bat just die? Is it too unstable to survive?

Just a thought ._.

EDIT: What's going on with the bread? Just everyone was saying about bread like 3 months back.

It can move around a 5ft cube in less then a second so it can attack you within 5ft.  it is not like it is just sitting on the ground. nothing actually remains totally stationary during a fight.

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Bread?

 I like bread