Level
Cantrip
Casting Time
1 Action
Range/Area
60 ft.
Components
V
Duration
Instantaneous
School
Enchantment
Attack/Save
WIS Save
Damage/Effect
Psychic
You unleash a string of insults laced with subtle enchantments at a creature you can see within range. If the target can hear you (though it need not understand you), it must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or take 1d4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on the next attack roll it makes before the end of its next turn.
This spell's damage increases by 1d4 when you reach 5th level (2d4), 11th level (3d4), and 17th level (4d4).
Did you get this spell from an item/feature or did you pick it as one of your spells?
So like... Gordon Ramsay quotes as a spell?
11/10 best spell right here.
This is honest Gold
As a bard, I always make a little poem for the spell . .
It once was known as a jumpoline
As splendid a thing as I've ever seen
Till your mum in her bonnet
She leapt upon it
Ever since it's been a Trampoline
Or . . .
A face like that of a goblin's ass
An ogre's manners only more crass
You twit, you fiend, you festering boob
Your mum's as big as a gelatinous cube
Your uninvited to my birthday party!
*bbeg has a brain aneurysm and ******* dies*
My friend made a schizophrenic Goblin Bard, and his schizophrenia often causes him to see a bear that brutally insults him. I guess the tables have turned...
Swashbuckler rogues should be able to cast this as a bonus action.
Best way to kill a dragon, cast it and ask what they think of Deez (XP to Level 3).
AYEE nice reference
You know if you just made two tweaks, vicious mockery could be a useful spell. First make it a bonus action and second have the effect be that whenever the victim attacks someone besides the caster they are at disadvantage. There, now the bard has a unique cantrip that is actually useful to have. I would even say you could drop the increase damage at higher levels and instead just have it that at level five the target now gets disadvantage when attacking the caster and at level eleven the targets disadvantage at saving throws.
"Bet you're really ugly under that helmet."
A whole round's worth of disadvantage is a pretty hefty effect, even just conditionally on attack rolls, and making it a bonus action and thus allowing attacks on top of it would just be insane, especially when the source is something spammable like a cantrip. Giving disadvantage to attacks and saving throws would just be completely overpowered. If two players had the spell it wouldn't be hard for them to lock down anyone who didn't have a very high WIS save.
This spell is the reason why I have a Shakespeare insult generator on my phone. :p "Thou art a creeping ill-nurtured dewberry" scored the killing blow on a blue dragon at my table.
Just to double-check, the DC is based on your actual main spell save right? I got this on my Fey Wanderer Ranger as a Variant Tiefling but the DC still says 10 even if my own spell DC is currently 13 (17 Wisdom). I'm wondering if it's reasonable to set it like my other normal spells.
At first I thought it was cuz at level 1 I didn't have my Ranger spellcasting yet, but now at level 2 it has not updated on its own.
Now that is a good insult!
Let me think of one....I got it:
"Slimy old Hag! Your attempts at breaking people into a miserable state would only make even Goblin snooze on your lousy endeavors!" How was that insulting enough?
Why are undead, like zombies and skeletons not immune to this?
ah yes
the ur mom spell
Others have explained the rule for calculating what the character you cast a spell on has to roll a save against (save DC). In your case this would be 8 +2 +3, so a DC of 13 (assuming your character is level 4 or below). If you are asking about your own saving throw modifier against wisdom based effects, it is Proficiency bonus + Wisdom modifier. Bards dont have proficiency for wisdom saves, so they only get the ability modifier, in your case +2. So the number 10 does not make any sense with the 5th edition rules, except if you your DM is using some house rules.
I think you're forgetting Tasha's hideous laughter.