"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
Make a ranged attack roll.
*not at him. sorta general direction*
*I know. I mean for the trebuchet.*
*okay. with what modifier?*
Dex. or Int.
20
He manages to land softly on a mushroom. He finds himself in the middle of a mushroom garden, with several humanoids staring at him, surprised by his sudden appearance. They draw weapons, thinking him to be an intruder. About half of them seem to be undead. "Who the heck are you and where did you come from!?" one asks, clearly nervous.
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"Welp. He's dead."
"Probably."
"Should we go get them?"
"Probably."
Zumm groans.
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"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"Welp. He's dead."
"Probably."
"Should we go get them?"
"Probably."
Zumm groans.
"I would eat them, but we need their help."
"...Not even going to question that. But yeah, it is about time to land." The skyship lands. "Now you just have to find him."
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"Welp. He's dead."
"Probably."
"Should we go get them?"
"Probably."
Zumm groans.
"I would eat them, but we need their help."
"...Not even going to question that. But yeah, it is about time to land." The skyship lands. "Now you just have to find him."
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"Welp. He's dead."
"Probably."
"Should we go get them?"
"Probably."
Zumm groans.
"I would eat them, but we need their help."
"...Not even going to question that. But yeah, it is about time to land." The skyship lands. "Now you just have to find him."
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"Welp. He's dead."
"Probably."
"Should we go get them?"
"Probably."
Zumm groans.
"I would eat them, but we need their help."
"...Not even going to question that. But yeah, it is about time to land." The skyship lands. "Now you just have to find him."
"Ugh, of course."
"Good luck!"
Mako hops off the ship and goes to search for the squirrell
"So, how did you meet the squirell. I think they were mugging someone when i met them."
“I don’t [honk]ing know. I drank too much [honk]ing wine.”
"Ok. I rememeber that."
You are interrupted by two tall, undead-looking humanoids wearing red robes with intricate masks covering their faces, each of which has a large maul. "Ah, there you are. If you'd please follow me..." They appear to be escorts of some kind.
"So, how did you meet the squirell. I think they were mugging someone when i met them."
“I don’t [honk]ing know. I drank too much [honk]ing wine.”
"Ok. I rememeber that."
You are interrupted by two tall, undead-looking humanoids wearing red robes with intricate masks covering their faces, each of which has a large maul. "Ah, there you are. If you'd please follow me..." They appear to be escorts of some kind.
"So, how did you meet the squirell. I think they were mugging someone when i met them."
“I don’t [honk]ing know. I drank too much [honk]ing wine.”
"Ok. I rememeber that."
You are interrupted by two tall, undead-looking humanoids wearing red robes with intricate masks covering their faces, each of which has a large maul. "Ah, there you are. If you'd please follow me..." They appear to be escorts of some kind.
"Alright." He follows them
Zumm does the same.
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He manages to land softly on a mushroom. He finds himself in the middle of a mushroom garden, with several humanoids staring at him, surprised by his sudden appearance. They draw weapons, thinking him to be an intruder. About half of them seem to be undead. "Who the heck are you and where did you come from!?" one asks, clearly nervous.
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Zumm groans.
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"I would eat them, but we need their help."
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"...Not even going to question that. But yeah, it is about time to land." The skyship lands. "Now you just have to find him."
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"I can't tell if you're serious or not, but if you are, I'm pretty sure you're insane."
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"Ugh, of course."
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"nope. I am the god of squirrels"
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"Good luck!"
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"Uhh, yeah, sorry, but I find that a bit hard to believe." Make a perception check.
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Mako hops off the ship and goes to search for the squirrell
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Zumm follows Mako.
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"So, how did you meet the squirell. I think they were mugging someone when i met them."
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“I don’t [honk]ing know. I drank too much [honk]ing wine.”
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"Ok. I rememeber that."
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You are interrupted by two tall, undead-looking humanoids wearing red robes with intricate masks covering their faces, each of which has a large maul. "Ah, there you are. If you'd please follow me..." They appear to be escorts of some kind.
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"Alright." He follows them
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Zumm does the same.
RIP Tavern.
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