Those who enter the room find an awful sight. This 15 foot wide, 35 foot long chamber must have once been the crypt of the Fire Savant, but it is clearly no longer that way. Corpses of adventurers are now piled in corners, their gear pilfered and their bodies torn apart. In the center of the room, ears pricked up alert to danger is a desert hare, easily the size of a fully grown polar bear or lion, its body wiry and covered in scars, with one running directly down its left eye and blinding it on that side. Most concerning however, is the gore and blood that drips from the mouth of this creature and lays strewn across its paws. As soon as the door opens, it lets out a howl and pounces to attack.
Galochka, as first to enter the enormous carnivorous rabbit will go for you first. It aims to pin you down with its paw and strikes out: Attack roll: 23, 5 bludgeoning damage on a hit
[Looks like Tharkun is up next, hopefully Teufelshunden doesn't mind me botting him for this turn to keep combat flowing, I'll aim to take a turn that has minimal effect on the characters resources and spell slots.]
Tharkun flies into the room, and upon seeing the hulking creature prepares a firebolt attack. Spell Attack roll: 18, 3 fire damage on a hit.
[Looks like it's meant to be Hugh's turn now. I have their character sheet and I know they said they were happy to be botted, but they did provide an allocated time on when they will be free again, so if the rest of the party is okay with it, I'm happy to wait until they're free rather than do their turn myself just to keep the botting to a minimum. Are you guys happy with that?]
[Glad to see you picked up that having a carnivorous rabbit in a fire wizards lair was a Monty Python reference! I wasn’t sure if many people would notice but I’m happy someone did!]
Sorry, I was down hard with some germs my loving daughter picked up from school. Finally conscious after sleeping for nearly a day and a half. Although I’m going to bed right now.😶🌫️🥴🤢
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[We've spent a day now waiting for Hugh's turn so unfortunately it looks like I'll have to bot them just for this turn. I'll try to stick to the plan AkodoDani had in mind]
Hugh masterly weaves under the legs and around the hare, keeping as close to the wall as possible. Once they reach the rear end of the rabbit, with himself and the party now flanking both its front and back, they unsheathe their rapier and attack at the base of the creatures spine. Attack roll: 11, Damage: 9 piercing damage
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“Oh sh-shoot.” Aridrey says, looking at the monster rabbit. She then looks at her allies, and while Galochka did take a hit, they don’t look too injured.
Aridrey try to will swing Guster at the monster rabbit, from its left.
Aridrey really hasn’t got a hang of wielding Guster yet, and they just sort of flail the mace around with it not even getting close to making any real contact with the rabbit.
Small Galochkais visibly pissed... but very silent save for the clacking of mandibles and violently twitching antenna. His exoskeleton turns red with his rage.
A little spinning blender of anger lashes out with two arms... the other two were reserved for a shield and a series of rude gestures.
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Galochka
Bonus action: Rage
Action: Main Hand Attack with Rapier: 18, Damage if it hits, 8
(Can't do the second attack as it would take a bonus action. But it threatens menacingly. If it hits, it is your call if I can get the +2 damage for Raging.)
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[I don’t see why you wouldn’t be able to get the extra damage from rage so sure]
The rapier pierces the bottom of the hares jaw and it howls in pain, its own blood now dripping from its hagged maw. The Hare seems severely bloodied now.
For the Hares turn, it goes for Aridrey with its fangs. 18 to hit, damage roll 4
[It should now be Teufelshunden’s turn but I don’t imagine he’s fully recovered yet so it might be wise to bot him again if we don’t hear anything for a while. On the other hand the rabbit is severely bloodied and if the next attack lands it might kill it, and I’d rather leave that to an actual player rather than me botting? What do you guys think?]
Eggo Lass follows with her crossbow raised high.
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[I’ll roll initiative for Teufelshunden 19]
Those who enter the room find an awful sight. This 15 foot wide, 35 foot long chamber must have once been the crypt of the Fire Savant, but it is clearly no longer that way. Corpses of adventurers are now piled in corners, their gear pilfered and their bodies torn apart. In the center of the room, ears pricked up alert to danger is a desert hare, easily the size of a fully grown polar bear or lion, its body wiry and covered in scars, with one running directly down its left eye and blinding it on that side. Most concerning however, is the gore and blood that drips from the mouth of this creature and lays strewn across its paws. As soon as the door opens, it lets out a howl and pounces to attack.
Galochka, as first to enter the enormous carnivorous rabbit will go for you first. It aims to pin you down with its paw and strikes out: Attack roll: 23, 5 bludgeoning damage on a hit
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[Looks like Tharkun is up next, hopefully Teufelshunden doesn't mind me botting him for this turn to keep combat flowing, I'll aim to take a turn that has minimal effect on the characters resources and spell slots.]
Tharkun flies into the room, and upon seeing the hulking creature prepares a firebolt attack. Spell Attack roll: 18, 3 fire damage on a hit.
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Current Initiative
Hare: 20 (-3)
Tharkun: 19
Hugh: 17 (Current Turn)
Aridrey: 16
Eggo Lass: 13
Galochka: 6
[Looks like it's meant to be Hugh's turn now. I have their character sheet and I know they said they were happy to be botted, but they did provide an allocated time on when they will be free again, so if the rest of the party is okay with it, I'm happy to wait until they're free rather than do their turn myself just to keep the botting to a minimum. Are you guys happy with that?]
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[[
Two things.
1. RUN AWAY! THAT RABBIT'S DYNAMITE!
2. Fine by me if we wait for Hugh.
]]
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[Glad to see you picked up that having a carnivorous rabbit in a fire wizards lair was a Monty Python reference! I wasn’t sure if many people would notice but I’m happy someone did!]
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Sorry, I was down hard with some germs my loving daughter picked up from school. Finally conscious after sleeping for nearly a day and a half. Although I’m going to bed right now.😶🌫️🥴🤢
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No problem at all, hope you and your daughter get better!
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[We've spent a day now waiting for Hugh's turn so unfortunately it looks like I'll have to bot them just for this turn. I'll try to stick to the plan AkodoDani had in mind]
Hugh masterly weaves under the legs and around the hare, keeping as close to the wall as possible. Once they reach the rear end of the rabbit, with himself and the party now flanking both its front and back, they unsheathe their rapier and attack at the base of the creatures spine. Attack roll: 11, Damage: 9 piercing damage
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The rapier makes contact with the rabbits scarred hide, but fails to break the skin and deal damage.
Current Initiative
Hare: 20 (-3)
Tharkun: 19
Hugh: 17
Aridrey: 16 (Current Turn)
Eggo Lass: 13
Galochka: 6 (-5)
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“Oh sh-shoot.” Aridrey says, looking at the monster rabbit. She then looks at her allies, and while Galochka did take a hit, they don’t look too injured.
Aridrey try to will swing Guster at the monster rabbit, from its left.
Attack roll: 7
[OOC - That’s a natural 1. I find this funny.]
Aridrey really hasn’t got a hang of wielding Guster yet, and they just sort of flail the mace around with it not even getting close to making any real contact with the rabbit.
Current Initiative
Hare: 20 (-3)
Tharkun: 19
Hugh: 17
Aridrey: 16
Eggo Lass: 13 (Current Turn)
Galochka: 6 (-5)
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"Take this, foul hare!" shouts Eggo Lass while loosing a bolt from her crossbow.
To-Hit: 11+5 = 16
Damage: 4+3 = 7 piercing
[[ Hope you and your daughter feel better soon, Teufel. ]]
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The bolt pierces cleanly into the shoulder of the hare, and it reels back in pain.
Current Initiative
Hare: 20 (-10)
Tharkun: 19
Hugh: 17
Aridrey: 16
Eggo Lass: 13
Galochka: 6 (-5) (Current Turn)
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Small Galochka is visibly pissed... but very silent save for the clacking of mandibles and violently twitching antenna. His exoskeleton turns red with his rage.
A little spinning blender of anger lashes out with two arms... the other two were reserved for a shield and a series of rude gestures.
Galochka
Bonus action: Rage
Action:
Main Hand Attack with Rapier: 18, Damage if it hits, 8
(Can't do the second attack as it would take a bonus action. But it threatens menacingly. If it hits, it is your call if I can get the +2 damage for Raging.)
[I don’t see why you wouldn’t be able to get the extra damage from rage so sure]
The rapier pierces the bottom of the hares jaw and it howls in pain, its own blood now dripping from its hagged maw. The Hare seems severely bloodied now.
For the Hares turn, it goes for Aridrey with its fangs. 18 to hit, damage roll 4
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In its rage the hare misses Aridrey, its jaw now slack from the pain.
Current Initiative
Hare: 20 (-19)
Tharkun: 19 (Current Turn)
Hugh: 17
Aridrey: 16
Eggo Lass: 13
Galochka: 6 (-5)
[It should now be Teufelshunden’s turn but I don’t imagine he’s fully recovered yet so it might be wise to bot him again if we don’t hear anything for a while. On the other hand the rabbit is severely bloodied and if the next attack lands it might kill it, and I’d rather leave that to an actual player rather than me botting? What do you guys think?]
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Tharkun casts fire bolt upon this hare of dastardly descent! (and rolls a 7 to hit so I guess it’ll be someone else to claim the lucky rabbit’s foot😂)
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