Fjolnir sits up and dusts himself off- "Clear out the rest of the cave then? We still haven't found the... 'eating cave' they mentioned." He takes a swig of water. "Maybe same as before, i'll creep ahead a 10 pace lead as we cross the bridge? I assume this gift-wrapped bag of stink won't go anywhere fast while we move..."
"if he tries he won't get far. He will be dead before we leave this cave weather no matter what we do. I say we kill him and take his head with him. I believe smashface had an interest in it. They may not believe we killed him. Maybe we should have proof.
I magic stone three stones give two to Hymir keep one. Give the two healing potions to Dirk. "I trust you still have our backs."
I take the 2 stones keep one in 1 hand and put the second in my pocket and cast light (purple so it works as a black light) on it carefully to not let any light escape
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Fjolnir takes one final pull from a bottle and puts it down with the supplies, pounds a belch free from his side, picks up his bow and thumbs a readied arrow in the same hand. He readies himself and walks a few steps ahead, and waits for the party to head toward the bridge.
hey I was just trying to give you some advise you can lump us all together but humanoid comes from human not the other way around humanity also because we are choosing to speak common it's how the words form and are derived from each other it's not a vanity thing.
You creep across the bridge to the next bend without issue. Fjolnir sneaks ahead a few feet and, looking down the cramped tunnel, sees the ass end of a goblin sticking out of the room. Against the far wall, shadows flicker like the familiar dance of campfire light trying to get to the wall, but impeded by humanoids. You can't tell how many by the conversation, but there's at least... Fjolnir stumbles out into the middle of the hallway as the wall he was leaning on crumbled just enough to warrant... stumbling out into the hallway. The stones falling was loud. Conversation stopping loud. The goblin you see leans back and sees you, bow in hand, standing in the middle of the tunnel. He yells something in goblin.
He winces from the pain of stupidity and an ankle twist. "F... **** me..." He yells, in an impromptu gamble, at the goblin ass, "Yer straight ****ed! We've Klarg tied up and half-dead, your hounds are gone, and your brethren bled the **** out- You're trapped in there- drop your weapons and live or look stupid and die tired!!!"
Intimidation: 13
Fjolnir leans back to whisper, "I hope these ****ers understand common... anyone know how to speak little-shits-rejected-from-3-different-hells?"
More conversation from before we got ready to attack.
Grinning "I meant no offense. Well I meant little offense. If we survive this 'eating cave' and make it to Phandalever, the first round of drinks is on me. Then maybe I'll explain from the view of the natural world all you human-oids are more alike than you realize."
Also I say we kill him and take his head with him. I believe smashface had an interest in it. They may not believe we killed him. Maybe we should have proof.
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I run behind Fjolnir and reach into my pocket to throw my first stone that has light cast on it at the goblin I see, then if another goblin is visible I throw the stone that us already in my other hand at the new goblin if there is no new target I throw it at the first and if the first and only target dies I only throw the one
Hymir hears the goblin scream and while it is making rude gestures at Fjolnir you whip the rock down the tunnel like you were skipping a stone on a lake. not a man of much strength, you more rely on the angle and flick of your wrist to give it the needed force (with perhaps, a little bit of magic) and it finds it's way into the goblin's eye-hole, embedding itself there and dropping it dead. It timbers backward, exuding purple light into the cavern from its face. You hear a few more screams, some terror, some anger, one that might be yelling orders, and within two or three seconds, all the light is doused, including the campfires. Given your magical expertise, you assume one of them covered the light with something. (You still have your second stone though)
Everyone else is up, in the order of Az Emberi, Dirk, Fjolnir then Absinthe, in case someone makes more light or removes the cover before Absinthe takes his turn.
Fjolnir pauses... looks over to Hymir- "We're never playing darts."- and he nocks the arrow and steps forward a few paces and backs against the cave wall... and tries to listen to the sounds of the room to get a picture of the number of aggressive voices...
Perception: 6
"Well-ats onna you swabbies down with a shit sense of humor, feel like talking yet?!!"
Fjolnir sits up and dusts himself off- "Clear out the rest of the cave then? We still haven't found the... 'eating cave' they mentioned." He takes a swig of water. "Maybe same as before, i'll creep ahead a 10 pace lead as we cross the bridge? I assume this gift-wrapped bag of stink won't go anywhere fast while we move..."
"if he tries he won't get far. He will be dead before we leave this cave weather no matter what we do. I say we kill him and take his head with him. I believe smashface had an interest in it. They may not believe we killed him. Maybe we should have proof.
I magic stone three stones give two to Hymir keep one. Give the two healing potions to Dirk. "I trust you still have our backs."
Lets go
I take the 2 stones keep one in 1 hand and put the second in my pocket and cast light (purple so it works as a black light) on it carefully to not let any light escape
Stealth 16
Chronomancy!!!
Fjolnir takes one final pull from a bottle and puts it down with the supplies, pounds a belch free from his side, picks up his bow and thumbs a readied arrow in the same hand. He readies himself and walks a few steps ahead, and waits for the party to head toward the bridge.
Stealth:5
"To the eating cave!"
Stealth: 19
sighing "we should have brought Klargs head"
Stealth 7
hey I was just trying to give you some advise you can lump us all together but humanoid comes from human not the other way around humanity also because we are choosing to speak common it's how the words form and are derived from each other it's not a vanity thing.
Chronomancy!!!
Dirk's stealth check: 15
Secret DM check: 3
You creep across the bridge to the next bend without issue. Fjolnir sneaks ahead a few feet and, looking down the cramped tunnel, sees the ass end of a goblin sticking out of the room. Against the far wall, shadows flicker like the familiar dance of campfire light trying to get to the wall, but impeded by humanoids. You can't tell how many by the conversation, but there's at least... Fjolnir stumbles out into the middle of the hallway as the wall he was leaning on crumbled just enough to warrant... stumbling out into the hallway. The stones falling was loud. Conversation stopping loud. The goblin you see leans back and sees you, bow in hand, standing in the middle of the tunnel. He yells something in goblin.
19
7
ROLL INITIATIVE!!!!!
20- Hymir
19- Gobbos
17- Az Emberi
17- Dirk
16- Fjolnir
13- Absinthe
7- ????
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
initiative 20
Chronomancy!!!
Initiative: 16
He winces from the pain of stupidity and an ankle twist. "F... **** me..." He yells, in an impromptu gamble, at the goblin ass, "Yer straight ****ed! We've Klarg tied up and half-dead, your hounds are gone, and your brethren bled the **** out- You're trapped in there- drop your weapons and live or look stupid and die tired!!!"
Intimidation: 13
Fjolnir leans back to whisper, "I hope these ****ers understand common... anyone know how to speak little-shits-rejected-from-3-different-hells?"
Initiative: 13
The goblin, in response to Fjolnir:
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
17
Initiative
More conversation from before we got ready to attack.
Grinning "I meant no offense. Well I meant little offense. If we survive this 'eating cave' and make it to Phandalever, the first round of drinks is on me. Then maybe I'll explain from the view of the natural world all you human-oids are more alike than you realize."
Also I say we kill him and take his head with him. I believe smashface had an interest in it. They may not believe we killed him. Maybe we should have proof.
I'll hold you to that
only read if you speak Sylvan
Maybe we can talk about a few things I would like to hear about your animal past and maybe I can tell you about my Wizard.
Chronomancy!!!
PAST- "I really have no stake in this, do as you all like with Klarg."
Now-ish- 17
Rainbow....... Mooo....
I run behind Fjolnir and reach into my pocket to throw my first stone that has light cast on it at the goblin I see, then if another goblin is visible I throw the stone that us already in my other hand at the new goblin if there is no new target I throw it at the first and if the first and only target dies I only throw the one
Attack 11 Potential Damage 9 1
Second attack 21 potential damage 4
Chronomancy!!!
Hymir hears the goblin scream and while it is making rude gestures at Fjolnir you whip the rock down the tunnel like you were skipping a stone on a lake. not a man of much strength, you more rely on the angle and flick of your wrist to give it the needed force (with perhaps, a little bit of magic) and it finds it's way into the goblin's eye-hole, embedding itself there and dropping it dead. It timbers backward, exuding purple light into the cavern from its face. You hear a few more screams, some terror, some anger, one that might be yelling orders, and within two or three seconds, all the light is doused, including the campfires. Given your magical expertise, you assume one of them covered the light with something. (You still have your second stone though)
Everyone else is up, in the order of Az Emberi, Dirk, Fjolnir then Absinthe, in case someone makes more light or removes the cover before Absinthe takes his turn.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Fjolnir pauses... looks over to Hymir- "We're never playing darts."- and he nocks the arrow and steps forward a few paces and backs against the cave wall... and tries to listen to the sounds of the room to get a picture of the number of aggressive voices...
Perception: 6
"Well-ats onna you swabbies down with a shit sense of humor, feel like talking yet?!!"
I poke my head around a corner until I can see one and chuck my stone at it
Perception 18
Attack 25 Damage 9
" How many more of you will fall before us?"
Intimidation16