Az Emberi shifts to his half-wolfish form and runs past the group to the dead goblin, in order to uncover the source of light for his less able-visioned companions, and comes face to face with 4 goblins lined up like a firing squad. In the instant he rounds the corner, he breathes deep as a reaction, and time slows down. This large cave is divided in half by a ten-foot-high escarpment. A steep natural staircase leads from the lower portion to the upper ledge. The air is hazy with the smoke of a cooking fire, and pungent from the smell of poorly cured hides and unwashed goblins.
He spins back to the cover of the wall, just as four arrows simultaneously hit the wall behind him, cracking small stones off, about head height. Had his reflexes been slower, had his perception not been as keen, those goblins would've made a pincushion out of him.
He exhales. "Four against the back wall, one up top, Sildar too," He sniffs again, "Still alive."
The cave is bathed in a purple light.
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Fjolnir edges around Az Emberi just enough to fire off an arrow, hitting a goblin in the forearm. Dirk and Absinthe catch up, eager to get into the fray.
From the top of the 10 ft wall, another goblin appears dragging a human over to the edge of the upper level. This goblin looks older, and wears better looking armor than the others. “Truce, or this human dies!” he shouts. It is Sildar, and he doesn't look good.
I am Yeemik, second in command of this hideout. But I should be first. Klarg is a ******* moron. He's going to run this clan into the ground. Bring me his head, and I'll let the human go!
Sildar weakly gets out, "Don't do it! He's not trustworth-ugh!" He's interrupted with a kick to the kidney.
Shut up! What say you lot?
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Absinthe address Yeemik, "We came here with the intention of killing everyone involved with this clan. We walked in here with your leaders head before you even asked for it, and you think you are smarter than Klarg by demanding more still? If you knew the condition in which we left your kin, you would give us the human and beg for our mercy."
Absinthe, in anticipation of Yeemiks future uncivil dumbass remark, rolls up his sleeves, cracks his knuckles, then places his thumb over one nostril and proceeds to blow out a water balloon sized wad of snot with traces of blood from his last fight.
"Much better" Back to Yeemik, "Last chance to hand over the human and I promise not to make your death as slow and painful as you deserve you weak flaccid penis."
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Fjolnir whispers to Absinthe, "Y...yea looks like Az got ahead of himself... Anyone want to ready to catch that poor ****er? He's on the ledge, maybe we get shots off if diplomacy shits the bed and the goblin kicks the hostage. I'm... Short I don't know if I can close the distance to catch him."
He thumbs off a second arrow, and readies a first. "If he kicks him I'll ventilate that goblins innards."
having heard all this go down and thinking we asked for what he thought was an impossible feat saw it was done and asked for another impossible feat this goblin isnt smart, and that's a 10 foot drop and we have a healer and health potions ******* goblins
I run to the square SW of Az Emberi hugging the wall pull out my arcane focus and cast a spell
Of I can hit 3 or all 4 on the back wall with a 15ft cone I cast burning hands
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"Insults? Defiance? Fine!" Yeemik sees Hymir advancing, and as soon as the darts are fired from his hand, "He dies!" and he kicks the bound Sildar in the back, forcing him over the ledge, onto the ground 10 feet below. 3 Bludgeoning. Sildar lies unconscious. (Never rolled his initiative) 16
The darts hit Yeemik all at once, and he staggered but he's still standing. (Took 10 damage)
The four goblins all fire arrows, 2 and 4 fire at Az Emberi, who has half cover from them, and 3 and 5 fire at Fjolnir, who has half cover from 5, but not 3 (Half cover warrants +2 AC for the attack) :
G2 vs 17 AC: Attack: 17 Damage: 5
G3 vs 13 AC: Attack: 18 Damage: 8
G4 vs 17 AC: Attack: 24 Damage: 7
G5 vs 15 AC: Attack: 11 Damage: 6
Az EMberi takes 8 peircing, and Fjolnir takes 5 peircing.
Goblin 2 and 4 sling their shortbows and draw shields while moving into melee range.
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Lute at the ready, I play a cheery song about goblins who definitely aren't going to die, heavy with sarcasm. A sleepy song directed at the archers at the back 24
Dirk sings a happy lullaby, and Yeemik, Goblin 3, 4, and 5, all slowly lay down and start snoring. Az Emberi falls asleep as well. (Really high roll lol)
On the way down, Fjolnir fires another arrow through goblin 4's face.
Az Emberi shifts to his half-wolfish form and runs past the group to the dead goblin, in order to uncover the source of light for his less able-visioned companions, and comes face to face with 4 goblins lined up like a firing squad. In the instant he rounds the corner, he breathes deep as a reaction, and time slows down. This large cave is divided in half by a ten-foot-high escarpment. A steep natural staircase leads from the lower portion to the upper ledge. The air is hazy with the smoke of a cooking fire, and pungent from the smell of poorly cured hides and unwashed goblins.
He spins back to the cover of the wall, just as four arrows simultaneously hit the wall behind him, cracking small stones off, about head height. Had his reflexes been slower, had his perception not been as keen, those goblins would've made a pincushion out of him.
He exhales. "Four against the back wall, one up top, Sildar too," He sniffs again, "Still alive."
The cave is bathed in a purple light.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
I move forward at my full distance and take cover along the northern wall.... well... maybe closer to that east facing wall.
Rainbow....... Mooo....
He jogs and skids just to the edge, just enough to sight the third goblin... Draws and looses and arrow at it.
Attack: 19 . Dmg pot:5
Absinthe can't get to melee range from where he is, he moves as far forward as possible keeping close to the right side wall.
"Next cave we enter better have wall scones."
"That made me giggle"
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Fjolnir edges around Az Emberi just enough to fire off an arrow, hitting a goblin in the forearm. Dirk and Absinthe catch up, eager to get into the fray.
From the top of the 10 ft wall, another goblin appears dragging a human over to the edge of the upper level. This goblin looks older, and wears better looking armor than the others. “Truce, or this human dies!” he shouts. It is Sildar, and he doesn't look good.
What do you do?
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I am Yeemik, second in command of this hideout. But I should be first. Klarg is a ******* moron. He's going to run this clan into the ground. Bring me his head, and I'll let the human go!
Sildar weakly gets out, "Don't do it! He's not trustworth-ugh!" He's interrupted with a kick to the kidney.
Shut up! What say you lot?
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I yell "Terms?"
"We took the head right? Give him the head, none of this matters"
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Wait what? You already have Klarg's head? Ha. Ha ha ha! Excellent. Then... 1,000 gold, or this human dies!
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"He wanted the head now he wants Gold Hey smashface. You think you can hit that goblin with the arrow in him." I hold up Klargs head.
Absinthe address Yeemik, "We came here with the intention of killing everyone involved with this clan. We walked in here with your leaders head before you even asked for it, and you think you are smarter than Klarg by demanding more still? If you knew the condition in which we left your kin, you would give us the human and beg for our mercy."
Absinthe, in anticipation of Yeemiks future uncivil dumbass remark, rolls up his sleeves, cracks his knuckles, then places his thumb over one nostril and proceeds to blow out a water balloon sized wad of snot with traces of blood from his last fight.
"Much better" Back to Yeemik, "Last chance to hand over the human and I promise not to make your death as slow and painful as you deserve you weak flaccid penis."
Fjolnir whispers to Absinthe, "Y...yea looks like Az got ahead of himself... Anyone want to ready to catch that poor ****er? He's on the ledge, maybe we get shots off if diplomacy shits the bed and the goblin kicks the hostage. I'm... Short I don't know if I can close the distance to catch him."
He thumbs off a second arrow, and readies a first. "If he kicks him I'll ventilate that goblins innards."
Ready: 17 .dmg 9
"I... I can put people to sleep."
Rainbow....... Mooo....
having heard all this go down and thinking we asked for what he thought was an impossible feat saw it was done and asked for another impossible feat this goblin isnt smart, and that's a 10 foot drop and we have a healer and health potions ******* goblins
I run to the square SW of Az Emberi hugging the wall pull out my arcane focus and cast a spell
Of I can hit 3 or all 4 on the back wall with a 15ft cone I cast burning hands
DeX saving throw half damage on success DC 13
10
If I cant I cast magic missiles
G3 3
G5 3 4
Chronomancy!!!
"Insults? Defiance? Fine!" Yeemik sees Hymir advancing, and as soon as the darts are fired from his hand, "He dies!" and he kicks the bound Sildar in the back, forcing him over the ledge, onto the ground 10 feet below. 3 Bludgeoning. Sildar lies unconscious. (Never rolled his initiative) 16
The darts hit Yeemik all at once, and he staggered but he's still standing. (Took 10 damage)
The four goblins all fire arrows, 2 and 4 fire at Az Emberi, who has half cover from them, and 3 and 5 fire at Fjolnir, who has half cover from 5, but not 3 (Half cover warrants +2 AC for the attack) :
G2 vs 17 AC: Attack: 17 Damage: 5
G3 vs 13 AC: Attack: 18 Damage: 8
G4 vs 17 AC: Attack: 24 Damage: 7
G5 vs 15 AC: Attack: 11 Damage: 6
Az EMberi takes 8 peircing, and Fjolnir takes 5 peircing.
Goblin 2 and 4 sling their shortbows and draw shields while moving into melee range.
20- Hymir
19- Gobbos
17- Az Emberi
17- Dirk
16- Fjolnir
15- Sildar
13- Absinthe
7- Yeemik
Az Emberi, Dirk, Fjolnir, you're up!
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"Thin their ranks"
Ba shillelagh
Attack G2 23 Dmg 8
"I... ****in..." Fjolnir draws an arrow, "...hate these things!" He kicks dirt on the Fourth Goblin and fires at the area reasonably called a face.
Attack: 17 Dmg pot: 10
Lute at the ready, I play a cheery song about goblins who definitely aren't going to die, heavy with sarcasm. A sleepy song directed at the archers at the back 24
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Az Emberi whacks goblin 2, right to death.
Dirk sings a happy lullaby, and Yeemik, Goblin 3, 4, and 5, all slowly lay down and start snoring. Az Emberi falls asleep as well. (Really high roll lol)
On the way down, Fjolnir fires another arrow through goblin 4's face.
Sildar death save: 4
Sildar: Success [] [] [] / Failure [X] [] []
Absinthe, you're up!
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