They did it individually, only 2 out of the 5 made it, the others missed. It was one of those things you never in a million years anticipate. They tried to cut the wings off, from on top of the dragon! I had them roll strength saves every turn, but then they realized that by bringing the dragon down , they were doomed. By that time though it was too late, and the party tpked within the hour.
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“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
Fighter: "Hey Bard, can you swallow a sword? You know, like they do at the circus?"
Bard: "I don't see why not! DM, I roll Performance!"
'Nat 1'
Lol
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“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
In the second session of our campaign (this is the first campaign for almost everyone including the GM), our teefling rogue decides to practice her stealth and athletic prowess while we are in a tavern. She is hiding behind potted plants, performing dramatic acrobatics, and stealthing. Except she has the worst luck with her dice rolls. Not one of them got close to double digits so she's tripping and falling over everything, not as stealthy as she thinks she is, etc. She ends up trying to stealth under a rug, but she rolls very poorly, and one of her horns gets caught in the rug. Again, she still thinks that no one can see her while the rest of us play along.
The whole thing was so funny that it has become a core memory for everyone involved. I described the scene to a friend who is an artist and a D&D player. She surprised me by whipping out an incredible sketch of the teefling stealthing under the rug with it caught on her horn. The teefling player is going to get a tattoo of the sketch.
Could you show a picture of the art ? That sounds HILARIOUS.
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“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
During the pathway to the BBEG, which was full of trap hallways, a PC fell into a pit that closed behind him. Once the traps had activated in the pit, they cast Wish to teleport out of the pit. To teleport! and on top of that, they ended up having to go back into the pit because the lever to open the door was at the bottom.
Haven't gotten far enough in a campaign to actually witness anything really stupid, but here are some of them
In one campaign, my half-elf bard jumped into a pool of water seeing that there was treasure at the bottom of the pool. Then the DM started to pull out a handful of D6s. He rolled low, so I wasn't knocked out, at least.
In that same location, the rogue was pressured into drinking from one of the pools by the other party members because he had the poisoned condition. Their logic was that maybe it could end his poisoned condition. It made him mute.
In a different campaign, the party came up with a plan that relied heavy on successfully charming a guard. That guard was an elf. It didn't end well, she acted like she was charmed, but she wasn't.
In Warhammer RPG, a team (quite advanced) is fighting a dragon who ambushed them when they were getting ready to sleep. They are getting wacked. Out of spell points, mage picks a random item (a pot with a stew) and throws it at a dragon.
MG: improvised weapon, roll...
Mage (surprised) rolls 01 on d100 - crit.
MG roll for dmg D6
Mage (surprised²) rolls 6(so additional roll is done) 6..., 6..., 6...
The pot with a stew did 54 dmg killing the beast...
As a result, team priest who doubled as a cook was banned from preparing any meals.
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DM in Tyranny of Dragons
"I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me..."
I was running a political intrigue campaign and one of the players wanted to kidnap the king, and one of the other players was trying to marry his daughter to the kings son, so he didn’t want the king to get kidnapped. However, the daughter was deeply in love with the player who was trying to kidnap the king. So the guy who has the daughter tries to rescue the king, but ends up being clubbed in the head and kidnapped too. Not so much stupid as funny.
I was running a political intrigue campaign and one of the players wanted to kidnap the king, and one of the other players was trying to marry his daughter to the kings son, so he didn’t want the king to get kidnapped. However, the daughter was deeply in love with the player who was trying to kidnap the king. So the guy who has the daughter tries to rescue the king, but ends up being clubbed in the head and kidnapped too. Not so much stupid as funny.
Nice!!! That made me lol.
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I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
Me and my friends were at a cliff when the bad guy showed up and the top with a damsel in distress. I took my pile of extending and stuck it between my cheeks (my goblin friend was paralyzed and I had to take him to the top) my legs got ripped off. :(
Me and my friends were at a cliff when the bad guy showed up and the top with a damsel in distress. I took my pile of extending and stuck it between my cheeks (my goblin friend was paralyzed and I had to take him to the top) my legs got ripped off. :(
Wait what the heck.
I'm confused.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Me and my friends were at a cliff when the bad guy showed up and the top with a damsel in distress. I took my pile of extending and stuck it between my cheeks (my goblin friend was paralyzed and I had to take him to the top) my legs got ripped off. :(
Me and my friends were at a cliff when the bad guy showed up and the top with a damsel in distress. I took my pile of extending and stuck it between my cheeks (my goblin friend was paralyzed and I had to take him to the top) my legs got ripped off. :(
Wait what the heck.
I'm confused.
pole of extending
And buttcheeks of course
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How'd that go?
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
They did it individually, only 2 out of the 5 made it, the others missed. It was one of those things you never in a million years anticipate. They tried to cut the wings off, from on top of the dragon! I had them roll strength saves every turn, but then they realized that by bringing the dragon down , they were doomed. By that time though it was too late, and the party tpked within the hour.
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
Glorious!
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
Indeed
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
They decided to split up... in a haunted house... In a one-shot horror campaign... TPK.
I uses to be dndlover_2.
Lol
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
Could you show a picture of the art ? That sounds HILARIOUS.
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
Here is the link.
I was in a D&D club and I started using firebolt on a goblin camp center, then, everyone went inside to get the treasure.
I like your join date.
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During the pathway to the BBEG, which was full of trap hallways, a PC fell into a pit that closed behind him. Once the traps had activated in the pit, they cast Wish to teleport out of the pit. To teleport! and on top of that, they ended up having to go back into the pit because the lever to open the door was at the bottom.
Haven't gotten far enough in a campaign to actually witness anything really stupid, but here are some of them
In one campaign, my half-elf bard jumped into a pool of water seeing that there was treasure at the bottom of the pool. Then the DM started to pull out a handful of D6s. He rolled low, so I wasn't knocked out, at least.
In that same location, the rogue was pressured into drinking from one of the pools by the other party members because he had the poisoned condition. Their logic was that maybe it could end his poisoned condition. It made him mute.
In a different campaign, the party came up with a plan that relied heavy on successfully charming a guard. That guard was an elf. It didn't end well, she acted like she was charmed, but she wasn't.
In Warhammer RPG, a team (quite advanced) is fighting a dragon who ambushed them when they were getting ready to sleep. They are getting wacked. Out of spell points, mage picks a random item (a pot with a stew) and throws it at a dragon.
MG: improvised weapon, roll...
Mage (surprised) rolls 01 on d100 - crit.
MG roll for dmg D6
Mage (surprised²) rolls 6(so additional roll is done) 6..., 6..., 6...
The pot with a stew did 54 dmg killing the beast...
As a result, team priest who doubled as a cook was banned from preparing any meals.
"I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me..."
If it worked, was it actually stupid?
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
I was running a political intrigue campaign and one of the players wanted to kidnap the king, and one of the other players was trying to marry his daughter to the kings son, so he didn’t want the king to get kidnapped. However, the daughter was deeply in love with the player who was trying to kidnap the king. So the guy who has the daughter tries to rescue the king, but ends up being clubbed in the head and kidnapped too. Not so much stupid as funny.
I uses to be dndlover_2.
Nice!!! That made me lol.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
Me and my friends were at a cliff when the bad guy showed up and the top with a damsel in distress. I took my pile of extending and stuck it between my cheeks (my goblin friend was paralyzed and I had to take him to the top) my legs got ripped off. :(
Wait what the heck.
I'm confused.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
pole of extending
And buttcheeks of course