*Init order! I'm going to eventually learn all their names, it's currently Himy's turn.*
Alaric's Char-20
Himy's Char-17
Gibber's Char-11
Guards-3
Plat's-0
<I'm just glad it didn't go into the negatives...>
*I mean, at least your init was a real number, but... well 0 is still pretty bad.*
<I've had lower though. My DM had these homebrew things called "curses"(basically opposite of blessings) and "vile gifts;" I got a curse of -5 Initiative, and the "vile gift" I had gave me another -5 initiative. With DEX as my dump stat, well... my DM probably should've done something when I got -11 initiative one combat. Needless to say, that guy went last a lot. My Vile gift gave me +5 to CON saves though, so I couldn't really complain.>
*Init order! I'm going to eventually learn all their names, it's currently Himy's turn.*
Alaric's Char-20
Himy's Char-17
Gibber's Char-11
Guards-3
Plat's-0
<I'm just glad it didn't go into the negatives...>
*I mean, at least your init was a real number, but... well 0 is still pretty bad.*
<I've had lower though. My DM had these homebrew things called "curses"(basically opposite of blessings) and "vile gifts;" I got a curse of -5 Initiative, and the "vile gift" I had gave me another -5 initiative. With DEX as my dump stat, well... my DM probably should've done something when I got -11 initiative one combat. Needless to say, that guy went last a lot. My Vile gift gave me +5 to CON saves though, so I couldn't really complain.>
*once I had a -3 on a Cha save*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Mac takes two more shots at the wounded guard, before stepping back 15ft Attack: 20 Damage: 13 Attack: 13 Damage: 13
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Mac takes two more shots at the wounded guard, before stepping back 15ft Attack: 20 Damage: 13 Attack: 13 Damage: 11
The first shot lands, piercing through their armor, leaving the guard, though alive, at death's door. The second shot bounces off their armor harmlessly.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
The yuan-ti aims at whatever guard is the lowest health and fires his pistol 3 times.
To hit: 20
Damage: 20 piercing, and on a hit he has advantage on the next attack roll he makes by the end of his turn (do the first roll if a miss, highest on a hit).
To hit: 2121
Damage: 16 piercing, and on a hit he has advantage on the next attack roll he makes by the end of his turn.
To hit: 826
Damage: 13 piercing, and on a hit he has advantage on the next attack roll he makes by the end of his turn.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*For context, he uses the pirate captain statblock from the new adventure (I haven't actually looked at it much, just was looking for a statblock and found it), but his CR is boosted up to 7 because there's something special about his pistol...
Also, 6*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*Don't worry about it Gib. Anyway, two guards remain*
The first guard gets immediately dropped, one of the bullets hitting the water container on his back that he uses for sending out the steam from his rifle, filling his armor with boiling water, killing him the sound of his waterlogged screams.
One of the guards disengages again to get more guards as backup. 2 - If 15-2 a d8 worth of guards come 8 Nat1 and a special guard comes, an elite guard.
The other guard aims his stream rifle, firing at Mac, who is causing the most destruction directly. To hit:15 Damage:13
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Suddenly, the yuan-ti's pistol begins shaking. "Already???" He cries in exasperation. Suddenly, out shoots a modron 5 feet away, a type of the DM's choice (who I assume would be Jester). It'll disappear in a minute, but until then it's controlled by Jester and he can decide what it does.
(Using a certain random table here, hence the roll. If magic items or this one in particular isn't fine I won't use this, and I can show the stats for it if needed.)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Suddenly, the yuan-ti's pistol begins shaking. "Already???" He cries in exasperation. Suddenly, out shoots a modron 5 feet away, a type of the DM's choice (who I assume would be Jester). It'll disappear in a minute, but until then it's controlled by Jester and he can decide what it does.
(Using a certain random table here, hence the roll. If magic items or this one in particular isn't fine I won't use this, and I can show the stats for it if needed.)
*Considering it's CR is 1/8 it's fine, as long as it isn't used to make an infinite amount by being able to do it every turn. It will be added to the turn order next round, and will go immediately after you, oh and it's a Monodrone.*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Utra clutches his eyes, then asks his steed to communicate the location of the guards to him.
He stabs twice with his lances at the closest guard (the non-bloodied guard). First to hit: 13 Damage:6. Second to hit: 14 Damage:13. If he hits a guard, he uses Divine Smite (8 radiant damage). If not, he uses his bonus action to make another lance attack: To hit: to hit: 19 Damage:13
Steed's turn: Strikes the non bloodied guard. To hit:13. Damage: 8 Radiant. Then it runs away, about 30 feet away from the nearest guard, with Utra on its back.
Utra clutches his eyes, then asks his steed to communicate the location of the guards to him.
He stabs twice with his lances at the closest guard (the non-bloodied guard). First to hit: 20 Damage:14. Second to hit: 14 Damage:6. If he hits a guard, he uses Divine Smite (8 radiant damage). If not, he uses his bonus action to make another lance attack: To hit: to hit: 16 Damage:14
Steed's turn: Strikes the non bloodied guard. To hit:15. Damage: 5 Radiant. Then it runs away, about 30 feet away from the nearest guard, with Utra on its back.
*Why is he making the attacks with disadvantage?*
The guard is hit by the first strike, and hit hard but is able to deflect the others with his armor. He makes an opportunity attack on the steed, aiming to dispell it.. To hit:18 Damage:4
*After another round we will cut to the other half of the heist.*
After taking a blast to the chest, Mac shoots the guard twice more, visibly annoyed Attack: 20 Damage: 12 Attack: 30 Damage: 25
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
<He's blinded from the "Gullible Idiots" trick. I rolled with disadvantage because I wasn't sure if the steed communicating the location would remove the disadvantage from being blinded>
<He's blinded from the "Gullible Idiots" trick. I rolled with disadvantage because I wasn't sure if the steed communicating the location would remove the disadvantage from being blinded>
*Oh yeah I forgot, luckily he isn’t blinded anymore.*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
*Extends, and ends in his second turn, and he is first in the turn order.*
Then he just pull out a spear, readying it to be thrown or to defend himself and ends his turn
*Coolio, because the guards are far down in init order, I’m pretty sure Himy goes next.*
*Init order! I'm going to eventually learn all their names, it's currently Himy's turn.*
Alaric's Char-20
Himy's Char-17
Gibber's Char-11
Guards-3
Plat's-0
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
<I'm just glad it didn't go into the negatives...>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*I mean, at least your init was a real number, but... well 0 is still pretty bad.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
<I've had lower though. My DM had these homebrew things called "curses"(basically opposite of blessings) and "vile gifts;" I got a curse of -5 Initiative, and the "vile gift" I had gave me another -5 initiative. With DEX as my dump stat, well... my DM probably should've done something when I got -11 initiative one combat. Needless to say, that guy went last a lot. My Vile gift gave me +5 to CON saves though, so I couldn't really complain.>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*once I had a -3 on a Cha save*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Mac takes two more shots at the wounded guard, before stepping back 15ft Attack: 20 Damage: 13 Attack: 13 Damage: 13
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
The first shot lands, piercing through their armor, leaving the guard, though alive, at death's door. The second shot bounces off their armor harmlessly.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*AHHHH SORRY MY BAD*
The yuan-ti aims at whatever guard is the lowest health and fires his pistol 3 times.
To hit: 20
Damage: 20 piercing, and on a hit he has advantage on the next attack roll he makes by the end of his turn (do the first roll if a miss, highest on a hit).
To hit: 21 21
Damage: 16 piercing, and on a hit he has advantage on the next attack roll he makes by the end of his turn.
To hit: 8 26
Damage: 13 piercing, and on a hit he has advantage on the next attack roll he makes by the end of his turn.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*For context, he uses the pirate captain statblock from the new adventure (I haven't actually looked at it much, just was looking for a statblock and found it), but his CR is boosted up to 7 because there's something special about his pistol...
Also, 6*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Don't worry about it Gib. Anyway, two guards remain*
The first guard gets immediately dropped, one of the bullets hitting the water container on his back that he uses for sending out the steam from his rifle, filling his armor with boiling water, killing him the sound of his waterlogged screams.
One of the guards disengages again to get more guards as backup. 2 - If 15-2 a d8 worth of guards come 8 Nat1 and a special guard comes, an elite guard.
The other guard aims his stream rifle, firing at Mac, who is causing the most destruction directly. To hit:15 Damage:13
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Suddenly, the yuan-ti's pistol begins shaking. "Already???" He cries in exasperation. Suddenly, out shoots a modron 5 feet away, a type of the DM's choice (who I assume would be Jester). It'll disappear in a minute, but until then it's controlled by Jester and he can decide what it does.
(Using a certain random table here, hence the roll. If magic items or this one in particular isn't fine I won't use this, and I can show the stats for it if needed.)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Considering it's CR is 1/8 it's fine, as long as it isn't used to make an infinite amount by being able to do it every turn. It will be added to the turn order next round, and will go immediately after you, oh and it's a Monodrone.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Utra clutches his eyes, then asks his steed to communicate the location of the guards to him.
He stabs twice with his lances at the closest guard (the non-bloodied guard). First to hit: 13 Damage:6. Second to hit: 14 Damage:13. If he hits a guard, he uses Divine Smite (8 radiant damage). If not, he uses his bonus action to make another lance attack: To hit: to hit: 19 Damage:13
Steed's turn: Strikes the non bloodied guard. To hit:13. Damage: 8 Radiant. Then it runs away, about 30 feet away from the nearest guard, with Utra on its back.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*Why is he making the attacks with disadvantage?*
The guard is hit by the first strike, and hit hard but is able to deflect the others with his armor. He makes an opportunity attack on the steed, aiming to dispell it.. To hit:18 Damage:4
*After another round we will cut to the other half of the heist.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
After taking a blast to the chest, Mac shoots the guard twice more, visibly annoyed Attack: 20 Damage: 12 Attack: 30 Damage: 25
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
<He's blinded from the "Gullible Idiots" trick. I rolled with disadvantage because I wasn't sure if the steed communicating the location would remove the disadvantage from being blinded>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*Oh yeah I forgot, luckily he isn’t blinded anymore.*