"very nice. I'm limited when it comes to range, but I have a few powerful options"
"What are they?"
she exhales, cracks her knuckles, and raises a hand, glowing with red-tinged light, before clenching it into a fist "burn" as a pillar of fire descends from the heavens behind her, scorching the earth
Fives applauds for a second. "Very nice. The only reason I have ranged options is to go with my flight."
"you can fly?"
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"Interesting. I thought performance-enhancing items were illegal unless otherwise specified."
“Does it look like I’m competing? I don’t have them on during duels or the Floor.”
Fives shrugs. "Not my business, then. If you're spectating, I recommend betting on me."
“You think I’m here for money? Stop, you’re gonna make me laugh.”
"What ARE you here for?"
“To find people who can actually put up a fight. Most planets don’t even have one person who can stand up to me, but I’ve already found two here in this one city!”
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My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
"Interesting. I thought performance-enhancing items were illegal unless otherwise specified."
“Does it look like I’m competing? I don’t have them on during duels or the Floor.”
Fives shrugs. "Not my business, then. If you're spectating, I recommend betting on me."
“You think I’m here for money? Stop, you’re gonna make me laugh.”
"What ARE you here for?"
“To find people who can actually put up a fight. Most planets don’t even have one person who can stand up to me, but I’ve already found two here in this one city!”
"Ohhh, so that explains why you're being such a [GP]hole."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"very nice. I'm limited when it comes to range, but I have a few powerful options"
"What are they?"
she exhales, cracks her knuckles, and raises a hand, glowing with red-tinged light, before clenching it into a fist "burn" as a pillar of fire descends from the heavens behind her, scorching the earth
Fives applauds for a second. "Very nice. The only reason I have ranged options is to go with my flight."
"you can fly?"
Fives hovers about 5 feet off the ground, energy blasting from their boots. "Yeah, but the boots need a long time to recharge, so I don't use them often."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"Interesting. I thought performance-enhancing items were illegal unless otherwise specified."
“Does it look like I’m competing? I don’t have them on during duels or the Floor.”
Fives shrugs. "Not my business, then. If you're spectating, I recommend betting on me."
“You think I’m here for money? Stop, you’re gonna make me laugh.”
"What ARE you here for?"
“To find people who can actually put up a fight. Most planets don’t even have one person who can stand up to me, but I’ve already found two here in this one city!”
"Ohhh, so that explains why you're being such a [GP]hole."
“Do you wanna beat me up and change my mind?”
”Fives.” He adds, using air quotes
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I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
"very nice. I'm limited when it comes to range, but I have a few powerful options"
"What are they?"
she exhales, cracks her knuckles, and raises a hand, glowing with red-tinged light, before clenching it into a fist "burn" as a pillar of fire descends from the heavens behind her, scorching the earth
Fives applauds for a second. "Very nice. The only reason I have ranged options is to go with my flight."
"you can fly?"
Fives hovers about 5 feet off the ground, energy blasting from their boots. "Yeah, but the boots need a long time to recharge, so I don't use them often."
she claps for a bit. "interesting. what powers them?"
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"very nice. I'm limited when it comes to range, but I have a few powerful options"
"What are they?"
she exhales, cracks her knuckles, and raises a hand, glowing with red-tinged light, before clenching it into a fist "burn" as a pillar of fire descends from the heavens behind her, scorching the earth
Fives applauds for a second. "Very nice. The only reason I have ranged options is to go with my flight."
"you can fly?"
Fives hovers about 5 feet off the ground, energy blasting from their boots. "Yeah, but the boots need a long time to recharge, so I don't use them often."
she claps for a bit. "interesting. what powers them?"
They shrug. "Magic, I guess."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"Interesting. I thought performance-enhancing items were illegal unless otherwise specified."
“Does it look like I’m competing? I don’t have them on during duels or the Floor.”
Fives shrugs. "Not my business, then. If you're spectating, I recommend betting on me."
“You think I’m here for money? Stop, you’re gonna make me laugh.”
"What ARE you here for?"
“To find people who can actually put up a fight. Most planets don’t even have one person who can stand up to me, but I’ve already found two here in this one city!”
"Ohhh, so that explains why you're being such a [GP]hole."
“Do you wanna beat me up and change my mind?”
”Fives.” He adds, using air quotes
*I meant that he's being antagonistic so that people try to get in fights with him, so he can test if they're worthy*
"I thought that I was one of the two."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"very nice. I'm limited when it comes to range, but I have a few powerful options"
"What are they?"
she exhales, cracks her knuckles, and raises a hand, glowing with red-tinged light, before clenching it into a fist "burn" as a pillar of fire descends from the heavens behind her, scorching the earth
Fives applauds for a second. "Very nice. The only reason I have ranged options is to go with my flight."
"you can fly?"
Fives hovers about 5 feet off the ground, energy blasting from their boots. "Yeah, but the boots need a long time to recharge, so I don't use them often."
she claps for a bit. "interesting. what powers them?"
They shrug. "Magic, I guess."
"you don't know?"
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she takes her sword, admiring it "thank you. I got it off a skeleton and paid a wizard to enchant it. what world do you come from?"
They laugh a bit. “Here, as a matter of fact. Though much further south. And you?”
"interesting. I come from Oerth"
“I can’t say I’ve heard of it. Better than here, I imagine? Thought I do hope you are enjoying your stay.”
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she takes her sword, admiring it "thank you. I got it off a skeleton and paid a wizard to enchant it. what world do you come from?"
They laugh a bit. “Here, as a matter of fact. Though much further south. And you?”
"interesting. I come from Oerth"
“I can’t say I’ve heard of it. Better than here, I imagine? Thought I do hope you are enjoying your stay.”
"i havent been around here mutch, but oerth, especially where i grew up, was worse than what ive seen of here"
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As you walk through the streets near the Arena, you hear a short flurry of curses in a high pitched voice. Turning down an alley, you see what is potentially the shortest creature you've ever seen. It couldn't be more than 2 feet tall, but while it looks to be closer to 4 feet at LEAST half his height is made up of his wizards hat, which he must have stole off of an Orc. He wears a long wizards robe that he must trip over twice a minute, and carries a staff which would be closer to a long wand for a normal-sized human. His face is obscured with shadows, with two glowing red orbs where his eyes must be. He is scolding a couple of creature that look like him, but carry regular human work mallets, have masked faces, no hats and sensible robes, and are somehow even shorter, only a foot tall at the largest.
A massive shadow passes over, pauses, as the owner — a nearly 10 ft tall towering tiefling-adjacent individual with a full set of gilded plate armor — regards the person with what could be described as possibly shock or curiosity, impossible to tell while their helmet is on their head. Their horns are ridged and marked with slashes, shaped like a caribou’s, a massive battleaxe slung over their back.
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“A victory.” She grunts. “Is making the other guy fall down before you do.” She sidesteps another swing from her opponent and plants the spear of her halberd into his chest
“A short-lived victory is no victory at all if even a child with a toothpick can kill you afterwards.” They fold their arms, raising an eyebrow. “Luck does not determine skill either.”
“Well I’m not a spearman in a shield wall. I’m a fighter in an arena fighting a single opponent. Another opponent isn’t going to replace this one if I win, so I don’t need to worry about any toothpick children.”
“You are going to be on the Killing Floor, yes? Consider a stray skeleton with a spear a child with a toothpick.”
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"i havent been around here mutch, but oerth, especially where i grew up, was worse than what ive seen of here"
“Ah, that is unfortunate. My condolences. Do you intend to stay only for the competitive season?” Ancalagon lifts their helmet slightly, just enough to drink a sip of apple cider. Their skin is a strange shade of deep violet-brown, covered in tattoos that are difficult to make out. “I recommend you visit at least one other place before leaving. Particularly a zoo. I’ve heard that the array of wildlife here is much more vast than the average world. Likely something to do with water and light concentrations.”
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"Interesting. I thought performance-enhancing items were illegal unless otherwise specified."
“Does it look like I’m competing? I don’t have them on during duels or the Floor.”
Fives shrugs. "Not my business, then. If you're spectating, I recommend betting on me."
“You think I’m here for money? Stop, you’re gonna make me laugh.”
"What ARE you here for?"
“To find people who can actually put up a fight. Most planets don’t even have one person who can stand up to me, but I’ve already found two here in this one city!”
"Ohhh, so that explains why you're being such a [GP]hole."
“Do you wanna beat me up and change my mind?”
”Fives.” He adds, using air quotes
*I meant that he's being antagonistic so that people try to get in fights with him, so he can test if they're worthy*
"I thought that I was one of the two."
“What if you are? Neither have been proven, as far as I know there’s nobody here who can stand up to me. My hypothesis (plural) haven’t been tested yet. See, theres the Soothsalts.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
"i havent been around here mutch, but oerth, especially where i grew up, was worse than what ive seen of here"
“Ah, that is unfortunate. My condolences. Do you intend to stay only for the competitive season?” Ancalagon lifts their helmet slightly, just enough to drink a sip of apple cider. Their skin is a strange shade of deep violet-brown, covered in tattoos that are difficult to make out. “I recommend you visit at least one other place before leaving. Particularly a zoo. I’ve heard that the array of wildlife here is much more vast than the average world. Likely something to do with water and light concentrations.”
"I came for the competition, I might stay afterwards. I have nothing tying me to home that I didn't leave a long time ago"
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“A victory.” She grunts. “Is making the other guy fall down before you do.” She sidesteps another swing from her opponent and plants the spear of her halberd into his chest
“A short-lived victory is no victory at all if even a child with a toothpick can kill you afterwards.” They fold their arms, raising an eyebrow. “Luck does not determine skill either.”
“Well I’m not a spearman in a shield wall. I’m a fighter in an arena fighting a single opponent. Another opponent isn’t going to replace this one if I win, so I don’t need to worry about any toothpick children.”
“You are going to be on the Killing Floor, yes? Consider a stray skeleton with a spear a child with a toothpick.”
“Well I’m not gonna fight like this on the Floor.” She rolls her eyes, before blocking another hit with the haft of her halberd.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
“What if you are? Neither have been proven, as far as I know there’s nobody here who can stand up to me. My hypotheses haven’t been tested yet. See, theres the Soothsalts.”
"You probably need to cut back on those. They're making you loopy. Well, loopier than you were before."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
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"you can fly?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“To find people who can actually put up a fight. Most planets don’t even have one person who can stand up to me, but I’ve already found two here in this one city!”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Ohhh, so that explains why you're being such a [GP]hole."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*is one of them Moi?*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Fives hovers about 5 feet off the ground, energy blasting from their boots. "Yeah, but the boots need a long time to recharge, so I don't use them often."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“Do you wanna beat me up and change my mind?”
”Fives.” He adds, using air quotes
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
she claps for a bit. "interesting. what powers them?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
They shrug. "Magic, I guess."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*I meant that he's being antagonistic so that people try to get in fights with him, so he can test if they're worthy*
"I thought that I was one of the two."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"you don't know?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I can’t say I’ve heard of it. Better than here, I imagine? Thought I do hope you are enjoying your stay.”
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"i havent been around here mutch, but oerth, especially where i grew up, was worse than what ive seen of here"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
A massive shadow passes over, pauses, as the owner — a nearly 10 ft tall towering tiefling-adjacent individual with a full set of gilded plate armor — regards the person with what could be described as possibly shock or curiosity, impossible to tell while their helmet is on their head. Their horns are ridged and marked with slashes, shaped like a caribou’s, a massive battleaxe slung over their back.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Ah, that is unfortunate. My condolences. Do you intend to stay only for the competitive season?” Ancalagon lifts their helmet slightly, just enough to drink a sip of apple cider. Their skin is a strange shade of deep violet-brown, covered in tattoos that are difficult to make out. “I recommend you visit at least one other place before leaving. Particularly a zoo. I’ve heard that the array of wildlife here is much more vast than the average world. Likely something to do with water and light concentrations.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“What if you are? Neither have been proven, as far as I know there’s nobody here who can stand up to me. My hypothesis (plural) haven’t been tested yet. See, theres the Soothsalts.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I came for the competition, I might stay afterwards. I have nothing tying me to home that I didn't leave a long time ago"
she takes a sip of her milk
perception if you want
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Well I’m not gonna fight like this on the Floor.” She rolls her eyes, before blocking another hit with the haft of her halberd.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"You probably need to cut back on those. They're making you loopy. Well, loopier than you were before."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"I've tried to get a look at the inside, but they seem to take energy from nothing."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!