Using attunement, the bones lock back onto the mask of hesitation, this scene will repeat every time they are knocked off. I give the bones sticky shields so that they are protected from attacks and stick to my mask. I awaken their shields. I create the potion of unhealthyness. Hm... I would rather have a health potion rn tbh.
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You continue through the cave from before. Large spires of blackened rock dot it, horizontal and branching off one another at points. large bonfires roar every so often, and the bleached bones of large beings are everywhere. There are phoenixes here, alongside the draconic turtles and sentinels who were passive. The Phoenixes are much more hostile, but you can run faster then them, so aside from a few close shaves you escape untouched. Phil seems to be a bit distracted at this point. Eventually, the cavern narrows, or at least you reach a narrower area, with a brick path. You continue to ascend, and can see the sky above. Phil seems less sure about this direction, though... You continue for somewhat longer, and see a Phoenix peak around the corner as you near the top. You have barely a few seconds to duck as the Phoenix ahead begins to breath flames, the few tongues of flame that hit doing heavy damage to you. a short time later, the smoke mostly clears, and view is shown here: You think you can probably retreat before it realizes you're still alive, and Phil seems not to want to go that way. like, not he actively opposes it, but they aren't particularly eager, unlike how they were about entering the cavern. (OOC: so i just realized pseudodragon was a specific creature, and didn't just mean phil was vaguely dragonlike. oops? hopefully either it still makes sense anyway, or that i didn't realize clears up any weirdness.)
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You access the inventory. Large parts of it seem to be perpetually on fire. You close the inventory, saving your stall from burning down. Now you know that the inventory contains fire things. You can take things out of the inventory, and the variety of contents seems rather broad (though with several distinct groups)
Using attunement, the bones lock back onto the mask of hesitation, this scene will repeat every time they are knocked off. I give the bones sticky shields so that they are protected from attacks and stick to my mask. I awaken their shields. I create the potion of unhealthyness. Hm... I would rather have a health potion rn tbh.
Praise Orcalord!
you get the bones back onto the Mask, and make them sticky. Well then. Orcalord praised! +25 power
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CHUHGURHGRED Eishalonturn: The Mask of Hesitation puts a veerraad under the shopkeeper. (accuracy roll: 53)
Great! my Mass Polymorph worked! ...yeah, maybe mass polymorph was a bad idea for a one person thing, but I'm dumb and panicking at this point. As the QUETZALCOATLUS, I take to the air! I fly above the Godmodder, very high up to the point where the godmother is very small but still visible! Now, I'll start my second stage of attack!
I point my finger down at "The" Maniac and I cast the Circle of Death Spell. Of course, this causes me to change back into my original form. But I'm an Aarakocra! I'll just keep on flying! "Haha Godmodder! If I can't defeat you, I'll defeat your minions to give other people a better chance!"
The Maniac, being busy expounding on the dangers of non-organic foods, is caught off guard! 1 damage to the maniac.
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Alright Then. The fgicknupg's my next target. I point another finger at the battlefield, and cast Meteor Swarm!
Blazing orbs of fire plummet to the ground at four different points you can see within range. Each creature in a 40-foot-radius sphere centered on each point you choose must make a Dexterity saving throw. The sphere spreads around corners. A creature takes 20d6 fire damage and 20d6 bludgeoning damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. A creature in the area of more than one fiery burst is affected only once. The spell damages objects in the area and ignites flammable objects that aren't being worn or carried.
I'm casting it at the four different points: One at the fgicknupg, One at Mr Brick on a Stick, and the other two at Eishalon II and the Godmodder. Hope this does something, because I'm out of 9th level spell slots :(. I'll start flying closer to the battlefield, but slowly. I don't want to get within the Godmodder's range (although knowing the godmodder (which I don't) I'm probably in range already).
The Meteor Swarm crashes into the fgicknupg and Mr Brick on a Stick, doing 10 damage to each! The Eishalon II currently has no health bar, and the Godmodder steps out of the way. The Swarm proceeds to go join the other meteor swarm and storm, and they have a family reunion. About spell slots, every player, by virtue of being a player, has access to one p, or 25th, level spell slot (because p is the 15th letter of the alphabet.) per post, which is my justification for keeping everyone's individual power levels similar. note that p level spell slots are also usable for melee combat or anything else, because because. GODMODDER: Of course you're in my range, everything is in my range.
I will gather more rocks so I can make the pelican a friend
You gather... 13 rocks! incredible!
EoRR Phil Swift exists, doing not-much-in-particular. The Earth Pelican hops off Srovys perch, and very smoothly doth it crest a breeze, before landing and eating some rocks. then it returns to the perch. The Mask attaches a Spring Wire to Srovy next. (accuracy roll: 82) Battlefield: Mr Brick on a Stick puts a Brick on his Stick. The Legion Tarrasque flows around Mr Brick on a Stick, guarding them. The Maniac starts loudly complaining about how much damage it's taken. Good thing I found the mute button. The Godmodder walks over to the solars, and eats them. whole. after chewing for a few seconds, he looks up, and spits them out as a glowing, golden fireball, which flys rapidly towards ADrunkenDwarf. quick! Dodge!
The Update Room. [] BUT A ANGEL 320/ HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 2/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, Abyssite 1s 1L [OG] Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 24 rocks. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head. [A] Terror Pants 320/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:MoH).) "Ownerless", guarding Analytical Apparatus. [A] Analytical Apparatus 7/7 hp ~0.4 CP [NaWrt]. 0.95 CP [Pionoplayer]. 0.9 CP [algot] 0CP [other] 1.5B [Godmodder] Analysis Complete. [A] Flying Spageti monster 149/190 HP 30A/-30A 2/3 Cannon Meatball within the shopkeep's stomach.
The Battlefield [OG] Solars: Dead [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder [AG]"The" Maniac 1/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. concussions, eyes sewn open, 9 spare eyes. [AG]The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-???-10 HP. Eldritch Abomination. [AQ] Tarasque portal (?/% clogged) Legion Tarasque pretty big HP. Bite attack ((8x(hp/75)A) tail attack (tripping). [AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 40 HP. has brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno. guarded by Tarasque [GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP 3/4 Le LEi
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique'Magic Factory' and Srovy, Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: nearing 50. 1C.AC. notable injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl! Srovy: 2 dirt lumps, 13 Rocks, Rock Mask, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6). Spring Wire'd. Theblackswordmaster:in the update room! ADrunkenDwarf: very high up in the sky. Targeted by Godmodder's Golden Giant Gfireball! Piono: Null+0.5 Souls ,2079 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. in the update room. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal. Veerraad'd
Hmm... I need to stop my mask from attempting to hurt people. Using my rightful ownership to strengthen my earth attunement I keep the tentacles from moving outside my will. Then I get the multiple tentacles to woodwork like no one before, to quickly get up my woodworking level. I hope I can also get some nice sculptures and furniture out of it. Hmm I feel like a certain carpenter who had the special ability to heal and transmute water into wine.
Praise Orcalord tho. I ain't no son of a false god.
I take the Veerraad off of myself and give it to someone who'll probably appreciate it more, like Hungry Visitor. I give HV the Veerraad.
And then I take the Flying Spaghetti Monster out of my stomach and put it in stasis with the other two entities like it was supposed to be. Admittedly, there's not most of the normal stomach things that would pose a threat in there, but like, still.
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i harness the power of things best left in the past and dab on the Godmodder. Realising what I've just done, i shake my head at myself, breaking my neck in the preocess
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I'm the idiot that decides to make Phil Swift in DnD.
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Hmm... I need to stop my mask from attempting to hurt people. Using my rightful ownership to strengthen my earth attunement I keep the tentacles from moving outside my will. Then I get the multiple tentacles to woodwork like no one before, to quickly get up my woodworking level. I hope I can also get some nice sculptures and furniture out of it. Hmm I feel like a certain carpenter who had the special ability to heal and transmute water into wine.
Praise Orcalord tho. I ain't no son of a false god.
The Tentacles, not on their turn, are forced to carve, until suddenly, Pionoplayer gives you the Veerraad. this is incredibly distracting! (Orcalord worshipped!) +25 divine power.
I take the Veerraad off of myself and give it to someone who'll probably appreciate it more, like Hungry Visitor. I give HV the Veerraad.
And then I take the Flying Spaghetti Monster out of my stomach and put it in stasis with the other two entities like it was supposed to be. Admittedly, there's not most of the normal stomach things that would pose a threat in there, but like, still.
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Veerraad transfered to HV! (oocnote: being in your stomach is the method of stasis) Eishalonturn: The Mask walks over to the theblackswordmaster and puts a coil of springy wire around them,breaking past HV's restraints. (1D100: 59)
You make a playful pelican!... lets see, what does playful mean... most of these aren't things you could do with shape... kittenish sounds good. The resulting cat-pelican is, counter-intuitively, rather lazy.
The Godmodder walks over to the solars, and eats them. whole. after chewing for a few seconds, he looks up, and spits them out as a glowing, golden fireball, which flys rapidly towards ADrunkenDwarf. quick! Dodge!
...oh no
I'll take the dodge action then! I fly out of the way in an absolute panic. I don't think theres anything else I can do except flee and hope for the best. "Curses!"
You manage to fly out of the way of the fireball, which launches upwards, ever upwards, into the sky! Well, that will surely never come back to haunt anyone.
i harness the power of things best left in the past and dab on the Godmodder. Realising what I've just done, i shake my head at myself, breaking my neck in the preocess
The Godmodder shakes his head in disgust. Then, he sees you trying to break your neck, and, being the helpful man he is, helps twist your neck around another 180 degrees, pulling it off your head. its nice to know some people are ready- and able- to help with such important tasks.
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charged.
The Update Room: the Mask stumble-walks over to Aeisenberg, and puts a coil of wires around them. Phil Swift proceeds to the wires to the ground. future generations will no doubt wonder where this strange, indestructible monument of metal came from, and why it is here. The Earth Pelican, happy to have another pelican to talk to, has many amicable pelican conversations with it. probably. nobody here speaks pelican, so there's no way to be certain. The Battlefield: Mr Brick on a Stick throws a Brick from his Stick at A Drunken Dwarf. While ADrunkenDwarf is very high up, the brick has infinite range... and it's undodgeable! oh no! The Maniac and Fgicknupg have a beautiful starlit dinner with the meteor swarms. And by starlit, they mean they set the corpse of the Manifest on fire.
The Godmodder puts another point in le LEi, 4/4.
The Update Room. [] BUT A ANGEL 320/ HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 2/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, Abyssite 1s 1L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 18 rocks. on srovys head and also sleeping. Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 24 rocks. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head. [A] Terror Pants 320/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:MoH).) "Ownerless", guarding Analytical Apparatus. [A] Analytical Apparatus 7/7 hp ~0.4 CP [NaWrt]. 0.95 CP [Pionoplayer]. 0.9 CP [algot] 0CP [other] 1.5B [Godmodder] Analysis Complete. [A] Flying Spageti monster 149/190 HP 30A/-30A 2/3 Cannon Meatball within the shopkeep's stomach.
The Battlefield [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder [AG]"The" Maniac 1/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. concussions, eyes sewn open, 9 spare(dead) eyes. [AG]The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-???-10 HP. Eldritch Abomination. [AQ] Tarasque portal (?/% clogged) Legion Tarasque pretty big HP. Bite attack ((8x(hp/75)A) tail attack (tripping). [AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 40 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno. guarded by Tarasque [GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP 3/4 Le LEi
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: might be 50, or not. 1C.AC. notable injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Veerraad'd Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl! Srovy: Rock Mask, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6). Spring Wire'd. Theblackswordmaster:in the update room! Spring Wire'd. ADrunkenDwarf: very high up in the sky. Piono: Null+0.5 Souls ,2079 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. in the update room. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal.
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The Veerraad' d I don't even know what it looks like. I don't know anything about it beside its name that does not spark any recognition from my life experience. Also it is annoying that I can't keep my tentacles under control. I have to increase the ownership level to boost the earth attunement. On molecular level genes invade the mask and tentacles, infecting the Mask of Hesitation with the enormous hunger that destroys hesitation and turns it into the longing of being sated. Trying to eat me will allow me to feed it more stem cells and also small hungry visitors that eat and reproduce, feasting on regeneration and changing regeneration into hungry visitor transformation. Slowly the Mask of Hesitation will evolve into Mask of hungry visitation. I also put the Veeraad' d into the factory to see if it can be turned into a mysterious ingredient. I also force more wood work on the tentacles, this time making a big artwork out of the items previously made out of wood.
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Using attunement, the bones lock back onto the mask of hesitation, this scene will repeat every time they are knocked off.
I give the bones sticky shields so that they are protected from attacks and stick to my mask. I awaken their shields.
I create the potion of unhealthyness. Hm... I would rather have a health potion rn tbh.
Praise Orcalord!
I keep walking through the cavern until something notable happens.
[P] SirNatureWriter: 180/180 mage HP, Level 26 Mage, 51% XP 20/20 mana
Strength: 10 points, Dexterity: 5 points, Agility: 5 points, Defense: 10 points, Intelligence: 20 points.
Equipped: 1 Jungle Wood stick {10-14}
Inventory: 8 sticks, 3.8 credits
Location: Eminence of Emagrotha
[OG] Philip the Pseudodragon : 25/23 HP.
Equipped: None
Inventory: None
Location: Eminence of Emagrotha
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You continue through the cave from before. Large spires of blackened rock dot it, horizontal and branching off one another at points. large bonfires roar every so often, and the bleached bones of large beings are everywhere. There are phoenixes here, alongside the draconic turtles and sentinels who were passive.

The Phoenixes are much more hostile, but you can run faster then them, so aside from a few close shaves you escape untouched. Phil seems to be a bit distracted at this point.
Eventually, the cavern narrows, or at least you reach a narrower area, with a brick path. You continue to ascend, and can see the sky above. Phil seems less sure about this direction, though... You continue for somewhat longer, and see a Phoenix peak around the corner as you near the top.
You have barely a few seconds to duck as the Phoenix ahead begins to breath flames, the few tongues of flame that hit doing heavy damage to you. a short time later, the smoke mostly clears, and view is shown here:
You think you can probably retreat before it realizes you're still alive, and Phil seems not to want to go that way. like, not he actively opposes it, but they aren't particularly eager, unlike how they were about entering the cavern.
(OOC: so i just realized pseudodragon was a specific creature, and didn't just mean phil was vaguely dragonlike. oops? hopefully either it still makes sense anyway, or that i didn't realize clears up any weirdness.)
I will gather more rocks so I can make the pelican a friend
You access the inventory. Large parts of it seem to be perpetually on fire. You close the inventory, saving your stall from burning down. Now you know that the inventory contains fire things. You can take things out of the inventory, and the variety of contents seems rather broad (though with several distinct groups)
you get the bones back onto the Mask, and make them sticky. Well then.
Orcalord praised! +25 power
CHUHGURHGRED
Eishalonturn: The Mask of Hesitation puts a veerraad under the shopkeeper. (accuracy roll: 53)
The Maniac, being busy expounding on the dangers of non-organic foods, is caught off guard! 1 damage to the maniac.
chrag.
The Meteor Swarm crashes into the fgicknupg and Mr Brick on a Stick, doing 10 damage to each! The Eishalon II currently has no health bar, and the Godmodder steps out of the way. The Swarm proceeds to go join the other meteor swarm and storm, and they have a family reunion.
About spell slots, every player, by virtue of being a player, has access to one p, or 25th, level spell slot (because p is the 15th letter of the alphabet.) per post, which is my justification for keeping everyone's individual power levels similar. note that p level spell slots are also usable for melee combat or anything else, because because.
GODMODDER: Of course you're in my range, everything is in my range.
You gather... 13 rocks! incredible!
EoRR
Phil Swift exists, doing not-much-in-particular. The Earth Pelican hops off Srovys perch, and very smoothly doth it crest a breeze, before landing and eating some rocks. then it returns to the perch.
The Mask attaches a Spring Wire to Srovy next. (accuracy roll: 82)
Battlefield:
Mr Brick on a Stick puts a Brick on his Stick. The Legion Tarrasque flows around Mr Brick on a Stick, guarding them. The Maniac starts loudly complaining about how much damage it's taken. Good thing I found the mute button.
The Godmodder walks over to the solars, and eats them. whole. after chewing for a few seconds, he looks up, and spits them out as a glowing, golden fireball, which flys rapidly towards ADrunkenDwarf. quick! Dodge!
The Update Room.
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[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[OG] Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 24 rocks. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head.
[A] Terror Pants 320/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:MoH).) "Ownerless", guarding Analytical Apparatus.[A] Analytical Apparatus 7/7 hp ~0.4 CP [NaWrt]. 0.95 CP [Pionoplayer]. 0.9 CP [algot] 0CP [other] 1.5B [Godmodder] Analysis Complete.[A] Flying Spageti monster 149/190 HP 30A/-30A 2/3 Cannon Meatballwithin the shopkeep's stomach.The Battlefield
[OG] Solars: Dead
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those...
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] "The" Maniac 1/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. concussions, eyes sewn open, 9 spare eyes.
[AG] The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-???-10 HP. Eldritch Abomination.
[AQ] Tarasque portal (?/% clogged)
Legion Tarasque pretty big HP. Bite attack ((8x(hp/75)A) tail attack (tripping).
[AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 40 HP. has brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno. guarded by Tarasque
[GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP 3/4 Le LEi
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique 'Magic Factory' and Srovy, Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: nearing 50. 1C.AC. notable injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation.
Aeisenberg: In The Update Room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl!
Srovy: 2 dirt lumps, 13 Rocks, Rock Mask, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6). Spring Wire'd.
Theblackswordmaster:in the update room!
ADrunkenDwarf: very high up in the sky. Targeted by Godmodder's Golden Giant Gfireball!
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls , 2079 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. in the update room. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal. Veerraad'd
Hmm... I need to stop my mask from attempting to hurt people. Using my rightful ownership to strengthen my earth attunement I keep the tentacles from moving outside my will.
Then I get the multiple tentacles to woodwork like no one before, to quickly get up my woodworking level. I hope I can also get some nice sculptures and furniture out of it.
Hmm I feel like a certain carpenter who had the special ability to heal and transmute water into wine.
Praise Orcalord tho. I ain't no son of a false god.
I take the Veerraad off of myself and give it to someone who'll probably appreciate it more, like Hungry Visitor. I give HV the Veerraad.
And then I take the Flying Spaghetti Monster out of my stomach and put it in stasis with the other two entities like it was supposed to be. Admittedly, there's not most of the normal stomach things that would pose a threat in there, but like, still.
36.3/50 for Monolithium
Minimum credit cost: 5
Maximum credit cost: 25
Credits:
SirNatureWriter: 3.8
SadWormtheWorm: 3
Algot: 2
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Store:
Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
I will make a playful pelican using some rocks
i harness the power of things best left in the past and dab on the Godmodder. Realising what I've just done, i shake my head at myself, breaking my neck in the preocess
I'm the idiot that decides to make Phil Swift in DnD.
37.3/50 for Monolithium
Minimum credit cost: 5
Maximum credit cost: 25
Credits:
SirNatureWriter: 3.8
SadWormtheWorm: 3
Algot: 2
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Store:
Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
The Tentacles, not on their turn, are forced to carve, until suddenly, Pionoplayer gives you the Veerraad. this is incredibly distracting!
(Orcalord worshipped!) +25 divine power.
Veerraad transfered to HV! (oocnote: being in your stomach is the method of stasis)
Eishalonturn:
The Mask walks over to the theblackswordmaster and puts a coil of springy wire around them,breaking past HV's restraints. (1D100: 59)
You make a playful pelican!... lets see, what does playful mean... most of these aren't things you could do with shape... kittenish sounds good. The resulting cat-pelican is, counter-intuitively, rather lazy.
You manage to fly out of the way of the fireball, which launches upwards, ever upwards, into the sky! Well, that will surely never come back to haunt anyone.
The Godmodder shakes his head in disgust. Then, he sees you trying to break your neck, and, being the helpful man he is, helps twist your neck around another 180 degrees, pulling it off your head. its nice to know some people are ready- and able- to help with such important tasks.
charged.
the wires to the ground. future generations will no doubt wonder where this strange, indestructible monument of metal came from, and why it is here.
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ANGEL 320/
HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!!
Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room.









2/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, Abyssite 1s 1L
The Update Room:
the Mask stumble-walks over to Aeisenberg, and puts a coil of wires around them.
Phil Swift proceeds to
The Earth Pelican, happy to have another pelican to talk to, has many amicable pelican conversations with it. probably. nobody here speaks pelican, so there's no way to be certain.
The Battlefield:
Mr Brick on a Stick throws a Brick from his Stick at A Drunken Dwarf. While ADrunkenDwarf is very high up, the brick has infinite range... and it's undodgeable! oh no!
The Maniac and Fgicknupg have a beautiful starlit dinner with the meteor swarms.
And by starlit, they mean they set the corpse of the Manifest on fire.
The Godmodder puts another point in le LEi, 4/4.
The Update Room.
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[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 18 rocks. on srovys head and also sleeping.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 24 rocks. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head.
[A] Terror Pants 320/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:MoH).) "Ownerless", guarding Analytical Apparatus.[A] Analytical Apparatus 7/7 hp ~0.4 CP [NaWrt]. 0.95 CP [Pionoplayer]. 0.9 CP [algot] 0CP [other] 1.5B [Godmodder] Analysis Complete.[A] Flying Spageti monster 149/190 HP 30A/-30A 2/3 Cannon Meatballwithin the shopkeep's stomach.The Battlefield
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] "The" Maniac 1/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. concussions, eyes sewn open, 9 spare(dead) eyes.
[AG] The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-???-10 HP. Eldritch Abomination.
[AQ] Tarasque portal (?/% clogged)
Legion Tarasque pretty big HP. Bite attack ((8x(hp/75)A) tail attack (tripping).
[AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 40 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno. guarded by Tarasque
[GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP 3/4 Le LEi
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: might be 50, or not. 1C.AC. notable injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Veerraad'd
Aeisenberg: In The Update Room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl!
Srovy: Rock Mask, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6). Spring Wire'd.
Theblackswordmaster:in the update room! Spring Wire'd.
ADrunkenDwarf: very high up in the sky.
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls , 2079 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. in the update room. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal.
Update complete, unless i forgot something.
38.3/50 for Monolithium
Minimum credit cost: 5
Maximum credit cost: 25
Credits:
SirNatureWriter: 3.8
SadWormtheWorm: 3
Algot: 2
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Store:
Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
The Veerraad' d
I don't even know what it looks like. I don't know anything about it beside its name that does not spark any recognition from my life experience. Also it is annoying that I can't keep my tentacles under control. I have to increase the ownership level to boost the earth attunement. On molecular level genes invade the mask and tentacles, infecting the Mask of Hesitation with the enormous hunger that destroys hesitation and turns it into the longing of being sated. Trying to eat me will allow me to feed it more stem cells and also small hungry visitors that eat and reproduce, feasting on regeneration and changing regeneration into hungry visitor transformation. Slowly the Mask of Hesitation will evolve into Mask of hungry visitation.
I also put the Veeraad' d into the factory to see if it can be turned into a mysterious ingredient.
I also force more wood work on the tentacles, this time making a big artwork out of the items previously made out of wood.
39.3/50 for Monolithium
Minimum credit cost: 5
Maximum credit cost: 25
Credits:
SirNatureWriter: 3.8
SadWormtheWorm: 3
Algot: 2
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Store:
Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.