Yeet. The Yo Boi Petey!!!! heals itself 20d6 health every turn.
Invincible. Yo Boi Petey!!!! is invincible. :(. If you do defeat it, you get 500,000 xp.
Spellcasting. The Yo Boi Petey!!! is a 20th-level spellcaster. Its spellcasting ability is 34 (spell save DC 30, +20 to hit with spell attacks). The Yo Boi Petey!!! has following all spells prepared:
9th level (10000000 slots): wish, time stop, meteor swarm, true polymorph, gate, power word kill, mass heal, power word heal, storm of vengeance.
Turd. Yo Boi Petey!!! makes two explosive diarrhea attacks and one shart attack.
Diarrhea. Melee Weapon Attack: +19 to hit, reach 10000 ft., Infinity targets. Hit: 154 (20d12 + 68) stinky damage .
Shart. RangedWeapon Attack: +19 to hit, range 1000/2000 ft., one target. Hit: 123 (22d8 + 70) dank stank damage.
Yo. Melee Weapon Attack: +19 to hit, reach 1000000 ft., infinity targets. Hit: 200 (30d10 + 100) distress damage.
The Yo Boi Petey has 10000000000 actions.
Cha-Cha Real Smooth (Costs 0 Actions). You die!!!!!!
Super Swallow (Costs 3 Action).You have to succeed on a dexterity saving throw (DC 400) or get swallowed and if the Yo Boi Petey eats something you take 3000 (40000d6). If you die than you get pooped out and shot at another player, and the player takes (10d4).
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Yo Boi Petey!!!!!! is baller. :) (end of story)
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Posted Mar 5, 2022So when is this monster going to be used in a campaign?
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Posted Jun 9, 2022this thing should be in the lowest levels of hell ok?
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Posted Jun 13, 2022never again will i look at this... -_-
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Posted Oct 1, 2022YO BOI PETEY
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Posted Dec 3, 2022the most glorious shitpost on dnd beyond
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Posted Dec 16, 2022Have I lived up to this point solely to see this magnificent 8th wonder of the world?
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Posted Jan 5, 2023So many dices to roll and so much hp summed for 1238hp
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Posted Jan 7, 2023Undeniably the best monster to use. Made my players fight him at 1st level, and they loved it. Lets just say, they no longer answer my texts.
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Posted Feb 26, 2023Wow. Just... wow.
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Posted Mar 9, 2023HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA
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Posted Apr 5, 2023For the worst ranked monster on DND Beyond, petey sure is beautiful. Can't wait to use him in a campaign.
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Posted Feb 21, 2025Aphrodite, Goddess of Light, Love and Beauty: Am I a joke to you?
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Posted Jul 15, 2025commoner Assassin cant take this masterpiece down
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Posted Aug 6, 2025I’ve legitimately never seen something more better then this in my entire life and i fear i never will again