At the end of every session in a campaign to be continued later:
Barbarian (dramatically): "Duh duh duhhhh!"🎶
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
@OboeLauren: Could we get a couple quotes from Silver and Steel? I feel there's a couple that would fit really well here, especially from episode 6 *coughgroundsphincterscough*.
I mean....I feel like now YOU should inspire us all with your favorite quotes about holes in the ground from Silver and Steel. :D
If you want MY favorite quotes from Ep 6:
Avren "I used to be an elf, I used to be a little more dexterous than I am now." Freely "You can't help the fact that you're way too big."
Cally "You would use butter for me in that way?" Sofieus "I would use butter for you whenever you needed it!"
And it's a little selfish but... Cally "Pony pucks that was close!"
"In this somewhat half-dried pond, our adventurers came across a weird narrow hole with a...ominous stench...that sentence...WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS STREAM TODAY?!" "No one is making you do any of this, I just want you to know this is all your doing!"
"And Freely, decided to slip and slide down this narrow...slippery, stinky path, and found himself in a cavernous........." "Opening. Say it!"
"What?! You were not in...you were not in any sphincters, sir!" "But we were in a stinky hole."
"Ground sphincter. New emote!" "No. I am not making my husband draw a ground sphincter!"
Player: "So, I wanna get this straight...our general plan is to enter the Undermountain so we can water-board Halaster the Mad Mage into converting to the faith of Tyr."
Cleric 1: "And Moradin!"
Cleric 2: "It will be glorious!"
DM: "You see Durnan the barkeep just barely managing to suppress his laughter."
Player: "So, I wanna get this straight...our general plan is to enter the Undermountain so we can water-board Halaster the Mad Mage into converting to the faith of Tyr."
Cleric 1: "And Moradin!"
Cleric 2: "It will be glorious!"
DM: "You see Durnan the barkeep just barely managing to suppress his laughter."
I've honestly had weirder things happen in my Dungeon of the Mad Mage campaign.
Scenario: The party is journeying to Druvenlode, a mining and blacksmithing town that supplies the Dwendalian Empire with much of their weaponry and armor. They are traveling with some natives to Druvenlode that they helped along the way. The players get over a hill near the town, look down and see a whole district of the city that appears industrial, and there are many pillars of black smoke being emitted from this district.
Wizard: "Crap! Why does this keep happening to us?" He orders the familiar to fly ahead and see what's happening. Rogue: Looks nervous as she prepares her weapons, "I roll perception to see who's attacking the city." Blood Hunter: "I lift my blades ready to charge forward and kill the raiders." DM: Your 2 traveling companions start giggling. Wizard: "What's so funny?" DM: Your pseudodragon familiar returns and telepathically tells you, "They're blacksmithing shops. The forges are emitting smoke." Wizard: "Oh. Sorry, just a bit paranoid."
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Scenario: The party is journeying to Druvenlode, a mining and blacksmithing town that supplies the Dwendalian Empire with much of their weaponry and armor. They are traveling with some natives to Druvenlode that they helped along the way. The players get over a hill near the town, look down and see a whole district of the city that appears industrial, and there are many pillars of black smoke being emitted from this district.
Wizard: "Crap! Why does this keep happening to us?" He orders the familiar to fly ahead and see what's happening. Rogue: Looks nervous as she prepares her weapons, "I roll perception to see who's attacking the city." Blood Hunter: "I lift my blades ready to charge forward and kill the raiders." DM: Your 2 traveling companions start giggling. Wizard: "What's so funny?" DM: Your pseudodragon familiar returns and telepathically tells you, "They're blacksmithing shops. The forges are emitting smoke." Wizard: "Oh. Sorry, just a bit paranoid."
Scenario: The party is journeying to Druvenlode, a mining and blacksmithing town that supplies the Dwendalian Empire with much of their weaponry and armor. They are traveling with some natives to Druvenlode that they helped along the way. The players get over a hill near the town, look down and see a whole district of the city that appears industrial, and there are many pillars of black smoke being emitted from this district.
Wizard: "Crap! Why does this keep happening to us?" He orders the familiar to fly ahead and see what's happening. Rogue: Looks nervous as she prepares her weapons, "I roll perception to see who's attacking the city." Blood Hunter: "I lift my blades ready to charge forward and kill the raiders." DM: Your 2 traveling companions start giggling. Wizard: "What's so funny?" DM: Your pseudodragon familiar returns and telepathically tells you, "They're blacksmithing shops. The forges are emitting smoke." Wizard: "Oh. Sorry, just a bit paranoid."
That's priceless
The first few encounters and combats they had terrorized them a bit, so I shouldn't have been surprised when they freaked out when they saw smoke rising above a city. Based on previous encounters, it wouldn't have been too outlandish.
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At the end of every session in a campaign to be continued later:
Barbarian (dramatically): "Duh duh duhhhh!"🎶
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
I mean....I feel like now YOU should inspire us all with your favorite quotes about holes in the ground from Silver and Steel. :D
If you want MY favorite quotes from Ep 6:
Avren "I used to be an elf, I used to be a little more dexterous than I am now."
Freely "You can't help the fact that you're way too big."
Cally "You would use butter for me in that way?"
Sofieus "I would use butter for you whenever you needed it!"
And it's a little selfish but...
Cally "Pony pucks that was close!"
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(Ode to the Story and Lore thread that never ends.)
(This is from a real life game)
Demon: "...I will destroy all of you!"
Enra: "I'm Enra, Nice to meet you!"
(That is literally her flaw)
A d28? Where'd you get that!?!?
(I know, just a typo, just is funny.)
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@OboeLauren: Challenge. Accepted.
"In this somewhat half-dried pond, our adventurers came across a weird narrow hole with a...ominous stench...that sentence...WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS STREAM TODAY?!" "No one is making you do any of this, I just want you to know this is all your doing!"
"And Freely, decided to slip and slide down this narrow...slippery, stinky path, and found himself in a cavernous........." "Opening. Say it!"
"What?! You were not in...you were not in any sphincters, sir!" "But we were in a stinky hole."
"Ground sphincter. New emote!" "No. I am not making my husband draw a ground sphincter!"
Dangit, and I profrid trhee thymes...
You did?
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I'm just surprised a d28 only knocks them back 5ft.
Maybe they rolled a 1?
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Player: "So, I wanna get this straight...our general plan is to enter the Undermountain so we can water-board Halaster the Mad Mage into converting to the faith of Tyr."
Cleric 1: "And Moradin!"
Cleric 2: "It will be glorious!"
DM: "You see Durnan the barkeep just barely managing to suppress his laughter."
I've honestly had weirder things happen in my Dungeon of the Mad Mage campaign.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
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Wildemount campaign:
Scenario: The party is journeying to Druvenlode, a mining and blacksmithing town that supplies the Dwendalian Empire with much of their weaponry and armor. They are traveling with some natives to Druvenlode that they helped along the way. The players get over a hill near the town, look down and see a whole district of the city that appears industrial, and there are many pillars of black smoke being emitted from this district.
Wizard: "Crap! Why does this keep happening to us?" He orders the familiar to fly ahead and see what's happening.
Rogue: Looks nervous as she prepares her weapons, "I roll perception to see who's attacking the city."
Blood Hunter: "I lift my blades ready to charge forward and kill the raiders."
DM: Your 2 traveling companions start giggling.
Wizard: "What's so funny?"
DM: Your pseudodragon familiar returns and telepathically tells you, "They're blacksmithing shops. The forges are emitting smoke."
Wizard: "Oh. Sorry, just a bit paranoid."
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
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That's priceless
There is no dawn after eternal night.
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The first few encounters and combats they had terrorized them a bit, so I shouldn't have been surprised when they freaked out when they saw smoke rising above a city. Based on previous encounters, it wouldn't have been too outlandish.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
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I'm pretty sure one of my PC's Necromancer is going to wreck my campaign because he likes undead better than the living, and the BBEG is a lich.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
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Undead are better than people
Sven, don't you think that's truuuuue?
Motto of my party during a homebrew campaign set in a semi-futuristic world:
"When in doubt, C4."
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
Basically the motto of the party I'm DMing: Kill everything that looks weird, unless it offers you money.
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But make sure the money is real, first. If it isn't, kill it, and the money.
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They don't even check that. The're gone in a flash.
Thank you for the idea though. They are so going to hate me :)
There is no dawn after eternal night.
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