In the middle of Dinner? Or have you finished eating?
Mako eats fast, he grew up in a forest, so eating quick kept predators from catching you
In that case, a goblin who was seemingly waiting for him walks up. "If you'll follow me, your room is this way." He begins walking down the hall.
"Um, alright," He follows behind
You're brought to a decently-sized, nicely furnished room, with a chair and desk next to a chest in the corner, complete with writing paper, ink bottles, and a few quills. In the other corner sits a bunkbed, implying that you'll be sharing this space with someone. The goblin leaves you to check it out.
He looks through the chest
It's empty, most likely waiting for you to fill it. After all, this is supposed to be your room.
1 gold. the rest is in his stomach, that he vomits up when he needs
I think that making him impossible to steal from might require Pug’s allowance, but neat.
it also makes it hard for him to bribe people, because his gold is covered in stomach acid.
I have heard of this, where a certain kind of bird can regurgitate at will (usually to keep other birds away), but I'd say it should be fine. Just as long as it's gold, no magic items or anything. And along with disadvantage on bribes, most shopkeeps require you to wash the money before they'll accept it.
In the middle of Dinner? Or have you finished eating?
Mako eats fast, he grew up in a forest, so eating quick kept predators from catching you
In that case, a goblin who was seemingly waiting for him walks up. "If you'll follow me, your room is this way." He begins walking down the hall.
"Um, alright," He follows behind
You're brought to a decently-sized, nicely furnished room, with a chair and desk next to a chest in the corner, complete with writing paper, ink bottles, and a few quills. In the other corner sits a bunkbed, implying that you'll be sharing this space with someone. The goblin leaves you to check it out.
He looks through the chest
It's empty, most likely waiting for you to fill it. After all, this is supposed to be your room.
"hmm,"
Is it big enough to fit a body?
Halfling-sized, yes. Dwarf-sized, probably. Human-sized, if you took everything out and did a lot of squeezing. Half-orc sized, only if a bunch of bones are broken, including ones required for survival.
1 gold. the rest is in his stomach, that he vomits up when he needs
I think that making him impossible to steal from might require Pug’s allowance, but neat.
it also makes it hard for him to bribe people, because his gold is covered in stomach acid.
I have heard of this, where a certain kind of bird can regurgitate at will (usually to keep other birds away), but I'd say it should be fine. Just as long as it's gold, no magic items or anything. And along with disadvantage on bribes, most shopkeeps require you to wash the money before they'll accept it.
In the middle of Dinner? Or have you finished eating?
Mako eats fast, he grew up in a forest, so eating quick kept predators from catching you
In that case, a goblin who was seemingly waiting for him walks up. "If you'll follow me, your room is this way." He begins walking down the hall.
"Um, alright," He follows behind
You're brought to a decently-sized, nicely furnished room, with a chair and desk next to a chest in the corner, complete with writing paper, ink bottles, and a few quills. In the other corner sits a bunkbed, implying that you'll be sharing this space with someone. The goblin leaves you to check it out.
He looks through the chest
It's empty, most likely waiting for you to fill it. After all, this is supposed to be your room.
"hmm,"
Is it big enough to fit a body?
Halfling-sized, yes. Dwarf-sized, probably. Human-sized, if you took everything out and did a lot of squeezing. Half-orc sized, only if a bunch of bones are broken, including ones required for survival.
I don't think i'll need to stick a living body in the trunk, so thats fine
In the middle of Dinner? Or have you finished eating?
Mako eats fast, he grew up in a forest, so eating quick kept predators from catching you
In that case, a goblin who was seemingly waiting for him walks up. "If you'll follow me, your room is this way." He begins walking down the hall.
"Um, alright," He follows behind
You're brought to a decently-sized, nicely furnished room, with a chair and desk next to a chest in the corner, complete with writing paper, ink bottles, and a few quills. In the other corner sits a bunkbed, implying that you'll be sharing this space with someone. The goblin leaves you to check it out.
He looks through the chest
It's empty, most likely waiting for you to fill it. After all, this is supposed to be your room.
"hmm,"
Is it big enough to fit a body?
Halfling-sized, yes. Dwarf-sized, probably. Human-sized, if you took everything out and did a lot of squeezing. Half-orc sized, only if a bunch of bones are broken, including ones required for survival.
I don't think i'll need to stick a living body in the trunk, so thats fine
In the middle of Dinner? Or have you finished eating?
Mako eats fast, he grew up in a forest, so eating quick kept predators from catching you
In that case, a goblin who was seemingly waiting for him walks up. "If you'll follow me, your room is this way." He begins walking down the hall.
"Um, alright," He follows behind
You're brought to a decently-sized, nicely furnished room, with a chair and desk next to a chest in the corner, complete with writing paper, ink bottles, and a few quills. In the other corner sits a bunkbed, implying that you'll be sharing this space with someone. The goblin leaves you to check it out.
He looks through the chest
It's empty, most likely waiting for you to fill it. After all, this is supposed to be your room.
"hmm,"
Is it big enough to fit a body?
Halfling-sized, yes. Dwarf-sized, probably. Human-sized, if you took everything out and did a lot of squeezing. Half-orc sized, only if a bunch of bones are broken, including ones required for survival.
I don't think i'll need to stick a living body in the trunk, so thats fine
Then why did you ask!?
I'm glad you couldn't connect the dots. What type of body thats not a living one can i stick in a trunk?
nope. he took the money and fell asleep
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Zumm wakes him up. “Are you going to HONKing help or not?”
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"In the latter case, I'm going to need my money back."
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he stays asleep
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Zumm attempts to take the gold out of his mouth.
Sleight of Hand?
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*its like in his throat. zumm would have to stick a plunger in there*
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Roll a Str. check against his Con. check.
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RIP Tavern.
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Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
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N/A
How much gold?
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1 gold. the rest is in his stomach, that he vomits up when he needs
N/A
I think that making him impossible to steal from might require Pug’s allowance, but neat.
RIP Tavern.
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Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
it also makes it hard for him to bribe people, because his gold is covered in stomach acid.
N/A
Is it big enough to fit a body?
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I have heard of this, where a certain kind of bird can regurgitate at will (usually to keep other birds away), but I'd say it should be fine. Just as long as it's gold, no magic items or anything. And along with disadvantage on bribes, most shopkeeps require you to wash the money before they'll accept it.
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Halfling-sized, yes. Dwarf-sized, probably. Human-sized, if you took everything out and did a lot of squeezing. Half-orc sized, only if a bunch of bones are broken, including ones required for survival.
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okay. sounds fair.
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I don't think i'll need to stick a living body in the trunk, so thats fine
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Then why did you ask!?
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I'm glad you couldn't connect the dots. What type of body thats not a living one can i stick in a trunk?
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND