Arriving at the royal court alongside four guards in bronze-and-silver armor, whom remain outside the palace, is the Grand Architect Jeeves- A small, completely smooth bronze orb only the size of an orange, which inexplicably levitates about four feet off the ground as they drift around. They walk through the crowd of castle staff, greeting and thanking all of them with a voice that absolutely radiates warmth and kindness- in fact, even those who have never met them before feel an odd sense of comfort just by being near them. While they're absolutely content to strike up friendly conversation with anyone they meet, they are also keeping a nonexistent eye out for other major powers to befriend.
A mefolk enters the room, wearing a brilliant blue, purple and silver robe, the edges of the fabric ave golden tassles weaved into them. Ontop his brow, is a shining crown of jewels and gold. This must be Triton Tempestus himself, ruler of Aquagloria. He looks through the crowd, and begins handing out gems and other precous metals like candy. He works his way through the crowd, before spotting the Grand Architect Jeeves. He walks up to the orb, and says in a brittish accent, full of playful humor, "Ah! You must be the Grand Architect Jeeves himself! Theirself? I'm not to sure on the pronouns of automatons and other such. Ah, but no matter!" Triton pats Jeeves on the back (Can a sphere even have a back?) "I hear you are an Architect, no? It's right there in the name! Well, we Merfolk are eager to learn the new ways of architecture! We have been in a slumber for many millenia! So have you, have you not?"
The orb rotates to face them (can a sphere even have a face? Yet another unanswered question...). Despite having no way to emote in the least, it seems absolutely overjoyed, practically radiating a sense of blissful calm. "Indeed I am! A pleasure to... make..." They trail off, as if remembering something- remembering him. "Lord Tempestus! I had no idea anything from our time survived all these years! How have you been? You don't look like you've aged a day!" They seem somehow even more elated than before, though there's also a tone of wistfulness to their voice.
I cock my head in confusion. โAh. Soโฆ we once knew each other. Oh. Well, I havnโt quite recovered my memories, butโฆ hm. It seems you have fared better in waking up in a new age, no?โ
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Arriving at the royal court alongside four guards in bronze-and-silver armor, whom remain outside the palace, is the Grand Architect Jeeves- A small, completely smooth bronze orb only the size of an orange, which inexplicably levitates about four feet off the ground as they drift around. They walk through the crowd of castle staff, greeting and thanking all of them with a voice that absolutely radiates warmth and kindness- in fact, even those who have never met them before feel an odd sense of comfort just by being near them. While they're absolutely content to strike up friendly conversation with anyone they meet, they are also keeping a nonexistent eye out for other major powers to befriend.
A mefolk enters the room, wearing a brilliant blue, purple and silver robe, the edges of the fabric ave golden tassles weaved into them. Ontop his brow, is a shining crown of jewels and gold. This must be Triton Tempestus himself, ruler of Aquagloria. He looks through the crowd, and begins handing out gems and other precous metals like candy. He works his way through the crowd, before spotting the Grand Architect Jeeves. He walks up to the orb, and says in a brittish accent, full of playful humor, "Ah! You must be the Grand Architect Jeeves himself! Theirself? I'm not to sure on the pronouns of automatons and other such. Ah, but no matter!" Triton pats Jeeves on the back (Can a sphere even have a back?) "I hear you are an Architect, no? It's right there in the name! Well, we Merfolk are eager to learn the new ways of architecture! We have been in a slumber for many millenia! So have you, have you not?"
The orb rotates to face them (can a sphere even have a face? Yet another unanswered question...). Despite having no way to emote in the least, it seems absolutely overjoyed, practically radiating a sense of blissful calm. "Indeed I am! A pleasure to... make..." They trail off, as if remembering something- remembering him. "Lord Tempestus! I had no idea anything from our time survived all these years! How have you been? You don't look like you've aged a day!" They seem somehow even more elated than before, though there's also a tone of wistfulness to their voice.
I cock my head in confusion. โAh. Soโฆ we once knew each other. Oh. Well, I havnโt quite recovered my memories, butโฆ hm. It seems you have fared better in waking up in a new age, no?โ
They look around them, before speaking through telepathy to him, not wanting to be overheard. "We only 'met' once- when you had arrived at the Emperor's court to discuss... I don't remember what the discussion was actually about. I don't believe we spoke to each other, but I only just now recognized you from then- My memories of back then are somewhat hazy as well. I've been faring alright- have big plans."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*It does sound pretty cool. Maybe we can split the MP cost of setting it up? I could recruit a troop of about 3 MP worth of soldiers later today and send them your way.*
They seem absolutely ecstatic. "Wonderful! I'm so very happy we could reach an agreement. Could you let me know when you decide a location to start the excavation so I know where to send the resources for construction to? I can also send a portion of the guard there to help keep trouble away while the settlement develops, if you want."
*The only problem is I'm not at a wealth level to plant a new settlement. What if you covered the wealth cost and I covered the MP? If not, we could wait and I'll be able to start a new settlement on Saturday.*
She too seems delighted, but she keeps her excitement contained, "I'm glad too. The Tayr set me on this task and there has been little progress for a long while. I'll look over my findings and let you know as quickly as possible. There is one small snag though," She says with a pained expression, "Hoeb's economy... the last Tayr had some frivolous spending habits and the refusal to mine has cost us greatly. I do not believe we are in a position to meet the costs of starting a new settlement at this very moment. We are making progress though and I don't think it would be long before we could. Another option is that you cover the settlement costs and we provide the guards and workers. Our army is at a healthy size and I believe we could provide this new project with enough troops to maintain order and protect against invasion."
*Okay, I can work with that too!*
"Oh, alright then- that works just as well for me. I'll send the building materials and oversee construction of the outpost once we have a set location in mind. I'm curious, what are the locations you had in mind as possible candidates? I know of a handful of potential dig sites that could have... something worthwhile. Perhaps there's a location we both considered promising."
*Sweet!*
"The most promising sites I've found were a good deal northeasterly from here, but still manageable. It was among some stony foothills where the far edges of the Fields of Falanenon border the Tsaritsa river. The close proximity to the river would be quite handy in transportation and trade and I imagine you could quite easily begin shipping your materials down. There were a few others but the other more promising one was more centered between our townships as the crow flies. However it doesn't have the advantage of being on the river. It is a small mountain my people call Bolgimerez which means 'crouching giant.' I believe that giant may have a heart of gold."
Kingdoms and Crowns officially has more posts than the Cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*Ah. Poor, poor, platy. You and I may be alike in some ways, but whilst you ignored the maximum of two of each type of building, I did what is called a 'Pro Gamer Move' and got my obscene wealth through completely legal reasons. So, no. I will not.*
*Also, I only mingle with other rich people, other ocean people, other artsy people, or other anchient people.*
<They literally said that they're going to target you immediately after they defeat me. >
<Would it make it better if I said that I technically didn't ignore the limit? If the limit had been in place beforehand, I would've just used a different combination of buildings. Alas, Arch has outlawed multiple of a population growth buildings too.>
<And, of course, my settlement is located on the coast! It's way up in the mountains, like 10,000 feet up, but the mountain's on the coast! (My peoples evolved to withstand the altitude difference). I'd say that counts as the coast, wouldn't you?>
Arriving at the royal court alongside four guards in bronze-and-silver armor, whom remain outside the palace, is the Grand Architect Jeeves- A small, completely smooth bronze orb only the size of an orange, which inexplicably levitates about four feet off the ground as they drift around. They walk through the crowd of castle staff, greeting and thanking all of them with a voice that absolutely radiates warmth and kindness- in fact, even those who have never met them before feel an odd sense of comfort just by being near them. While they're absolutely content to strike up friendly conversation with anyone they meet, they are also keeping a nonexistent eye out for other major powers to befriend.
A mefolk enters the room, wearing a brilliant blue, purple and silver robe, the edges of the fabric ave golden tassles weaved into them. Ontop his brow, is a shining crown of jewels and gold. This must be Triton Tempestus himself, ruler of Aquagloria. He looks through the crowd, and begins handing out gems and other precous metals like candy. He works his way through the crowd, before spotting the Grand Architect Jeeves. He walks up to the orb, and says in a brittish accent, full of playful humor, "Ah! You must be the Grand Architect Jeeves himself! Theirself? I'm not to sure on the pronouns of automatons and other such. Ah, but no matter!" Triton pats Jeeves on the back (Can a sphere even have a back?) "I hear you are an Architect, no? It's right there in the name! Well, we Merfolk are eager to learn the new ways of architecture! We have been in a slumber for many millenia! So have you, have you not?"
The orb rotates to face them (can a sphere even have a face? Yet another unanswered question...). Despite having no way to emote in the least, it seems absolutely overjoyed, practically radiating a sense of blissful calm. "Indeed I am! A pleasure to... make..." They trail off, as if remembering something- remembering him. "Lord Tempestus! I had no idea anything from our time survived all these years! How have you been? You don't look like you've aged a day!" They seem somehow even more elated than before, though there's also a tone of wistfulness to their voice.
I cock my head in confusion. โAh. Soโฆ we once knew each other. Oh. Well, I havnโt quite recovered my memories, butโฆ hm. It seems you have fared better in waking up in a new age, no?โ
They look around them, before speaking through telepathy to him, not wanting to be overheard. "We only 'met' once- when you had arrived at the Emperor's court to discuss... I don't remember what the discussion was actually about. I don't believe we spoke to each other, but I only just now recognized you from then- My memories of back then are somewhat hazy as well. I've been faring alright- have big plans."
*donโt you just love how messy the lore gets when thereโs no planning? I do!*
Theโฆ The Emperorโฆ why does thatโฆ waitโฆ Theโฆ Tge Dragon Kingโฆ ohโฆ Oh. Oh yes. The Emperors court. Ha. It seems I do have a few memories. Thoseโฆ those were dark times for us Merfolk. The Dragon King was not kind to the oceansโฆ if I remember, wasnโt it one of our own settlements that started the revolutionโฆ?
*the lore Iโm planning is that this old king found an Orb of Dragonkind and partnered up with the dragon to take over the world or something. People only saw his true madness after he had ruled for a while.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*Ah. Poor, poor, platy. You and I may be alike in some ways, but whilst you ignored the maximum of two of each type of building, I did what is called a 'Pro Gamer Move' and got my obscene wealth through completely legal reasons. So, no. I will not.*
*Also, I only mingle with other rich people, other ocean people, other artsy people, or other anchient people.*
<They literally said that they're going to target you immediately after they defeat me. >
<Would it make it better if I said that I technically didn't ignore the limit? If the limit had been in place beforehand, I would've just used a different combination of buildings. Alas, Arch has outlawed multiple of a population growth buildings too.>
<And, of course, my settlement is located on the coast! It's way up in the mountains, like 10,000 feet up, but the mountain's on the coast! (My peoples evolved to withstand the altitude difference). I'd say that counts as the coast, wouldn't you?>
Whatโs your lowest wealth class.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*Ah. Poor, poor, platy. You and I may be alike in some ways, but whilst you ignored the maximum of two of each type of building, I did what is called a 'Pro Gamer Move' and got my obscene wealth through completely legal reasons. So, no. I will not.*
*Also, I only mingle with other rich people, other ocean people, other artsy people, or other anchient people.*
<They literally said that they're going to target you immediately after they defeat me. >
<Would it make it better if I said that I technically didn't ignore the limit? If the limit had been in place beforehand, I would've just used a different combination of buildings. Alas, Arch has outlawed multiple of a population growth buildings too.>
<And, of course, my settlement is located on the coast! It's way up in the mountains, like 10,000 feet up, but the mountain's on the coast! (My peoples evolved to withstand the altitude difference). I'd say that counts as the coast, wouldn't you?>
*It does sound pretty cool. Maybe we can split the MP cost of setting it up? I could recruit a troop of about 3 MP worth of soldiers later today and send them your way.*
They seem absolutely ecstatic. "Wonderful! I'm so very happy we could reach an agreement. Could you let me know when you decide a location to start the excavation so I know where to send the resources for construction to? I can also send a portion of the guard there to help keep trouble away while the settlement develops, if you want."
*The only problem is I'm not at a wealth level to plant a new settlement. What if you covered the wealth cost and I covered the MP? If not, we could wait and I'll be able to start a new settlement on Saturday.*
She too seems delighted, but she keeps her excitement contained, "I'm glad too. The Tayr set me on this task and there has been little progress for a long while. I'll look over my findings and let you know as quickly as possible. There is one small snag though," She says with a pained expression, "Hoeb's economy... the last Tayr had some frivolous spending habits and the refusal to mine has cost us greatly. I do not believe we are in a position to meet the costs of starting a new settlement at this very moment. We are making progress though and I don't think it would be long before we could. Another option is that you cover the settlement costs and we provide the guards and workers. Our army is at a healthy size and I believe we could provide this new project with enough troops to maintain order and protect against invasion."
*Okay, I can work with that too!*
"Oh, alright then- that works just as well for me. I'll send the building materials and oversee construction of the outpost once we have a set location in mind. I'm curious, what are the locations you had in mind as possible candidates? I know of a handful of potential dig sites that could have... something worthwhile. Perhaps there's a location we both considered promising."
*Sweet!*
"The most promising sites I've found were a good deal northeasterly from here, but still manageable. It was among some stony foothills where the far edges of the Fields of Falanenon border the Tsaritsa river. The close proximity to the river would be quite handy in transportation and trade and I imagine you could quite easily begin shipping your materials down. There were a few others but the other more promising one was more centered between our townships as the crow flies. However it doesn't have the advantage of being on the river. It is a small mountain my people call Bolgimerez which means 'crouching giant.' I believe that giant may have a heart of gold."
*Cool! I'll send the resources over tomorrow!*
They seem especially interested in Bolgimerez- even before gold is mentioned. "Oh, I think I know the mountain you're speaking of! That site was one I had marked as being of interest as well. Judging by its location on maps, it's right on top of where... well, I believe there might be something there in addition to gold. Of course, where the excavation occurs is entirely your choice- it's your future quarry, after all."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Ah. Poor, poor, platy. You and I may be alike in some ways, but whilst you ignored the maximum of two of each type of building, I did what is called a 'Pro Gamer Move' and got my obscene wealth through completely legal reasons. So, no. I will not.*
*Also, I only mingle with other rich people, other ocean people, other artsy people, or other anchient people.*
<They literally said that they're going to target you immediately after they defeat me. >
<Would it make it better if I said that I technically didn't ignore the limit? If the limit had been in place beforehand, I would've just used a different combination of buildings. Alas, Arch has outlawed multiple of a population growth buildings too.>
<And, of course, my settlement is located on the coast! It's way up in the mountains, like 10,000 feet up, but the mountain's on the coast! (My peoples evolved to withstand the altitude difference). I'd say that counts as the coast, wouldn't you?>
Whatโs your lowest wealth class.
<Comfortable.>
HAHA BROOOOOKE IMAGINE YOUR LOWEST NOT BEING OPULENT PLUS!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*Ah. Poor, poor, platy. You and I may be alike in some ways, but whilst you ignored the maximum of two of each type of building, I did what is called a 'Pro Gamer Move' and got my obscene wealth through completely legal reasons. So, no. I will not.*
*Also, I only mingle with other rich people, other ocean people, other artsy people, or other anchient people.*
<They literally said that they're going to target you immediately after they defeat me. >
<Would it make it better if I said that I technically didn't ignore the limit? If the limit had been in place beforehand, I would've just used a different combination of buildings. Alas, Arch has outlawed multiple of a population growth buildings too.>
<And, of course, my settlement is located on the coast! It's way up in the mountains, like 10,000 feet up, but the mountain's on the coast! (My peoples evolved to withstand the altitude difference). I'd say that counts as the coast, wouldn't you?>
Whatโs your lowest wealth class.
<Comfortable.>
HAHA BROOOOOKE IMAGINE YOUR LOWEST NOT BEING OPULENT PLUS!
<Sadness :[ >
<Alright, well, I guess I'll have to go with Plan B because clearly no one wants to ally with me.>
*It does sound pretty cool. Maybe we can split the MP cost of setting it up? I could recruit a troop of about 3 MP worth of soldiers later today and send them your way.*
They seem absolutely ecstatic. "Wonderful! I'm so very happy we could reach an agreement. Could you let me know when you decide a location to start the excavation so I know where to send the resources for construction to? I can also send a portion of the guard there to help keep trouble away while the settlement develops, if you want."
*The only problem is I'm not at a wealth level to plant a new settlement. What if you covered the wealth cost and I covered the MP? If not, we could wait and I'll be able to start a new settlement on Saturday.*
She too seems delighted, but she keeps her excitement contained, "I'm glad too. The Tayr set me on this task and there has been little progress for a long while. I'll look over my findings and let you know as quickly as possible. There is one small snag though," She says with a pained expression, "Hoeb's economy... the last Tayr had some frivolous spending habits and the refusal to mine has cost us greatly. I do not believe we are in a position to meet the costs of starting a new settlement at this very moment. We are making progress though and I don't think it would be long before we could. Another option is that you cover the settlement costs and we provide the guards and workers. Our army is at a healthy size and I believe we could provide this new project with enough troops to maintain order and protect against invasion."
*Okay, I can work with that too!*
"Oh, alright then- that works just as well for me. I'll send the building materials and oversee construction of the outpost once we have a set location in mind. I'm curious, what are the locations you had in mind as possible candidates? I know of a handful of potential dig sites that could have... something worthwhile. Perhaps there's a location we both considered promising."
*Sweet!*
"The most promising sites I've found were a good deal northeasterly from here, but still manageable. It was among some stony foothills where the far edges of the Fields of Falanenon border the Tsaritsa river. The close proximity to the river would be quite handy in transportation and trade and I imagine you could quite easily begin shipping your materials down. There were a few others but the other more promising one was more centered between our townships as the crow flies. However it doesn't have the advantage of being on the river. It is a small mountain my people call Bolgimerez which means 'crouching giant.' I believe that giant may have a heart of gold."
*Cool! I'll send the resources over tomorrow!*
They seem especially interested in Bolgimerez- even before gold is mentioned. "Oh, I think I know the mountain you're speaking of! That site was one I had marked as being of interest as well. Judging by its location on maps, it's right on top of where... well, I believe there might be something there in addition to gold. Of course, where the excavation occurs is entirely your choice- it's your future quarry, after all."
*Sounds like a plan!*
โBolgimerez will do nicely. Being further away from the water will make it easier to defend. Iโll speak to the Tayr and send our troops over as soon as possible. I believe the Tayr will be greatly pleased to hear this.โ Bajir is looking very pleased herself.
Good thing wealth doesn't mean anything if you get raided
<Well he could just make a bunch of hamlets and recruit from them.>
<He could literally make like 7 Hamlets and still have wealth to spare>
*Do you think that matters I will personally take over every single Hamlet and recruit from them till nothing is left
<Oh yeah, plan B...>
<I challenge you to a duel!!>
<I'm a bit busy now, but I should be free to duel tomorrow.>
*OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*
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They seem especially interested in Bolgimerez- even before gold is mentioned. "Oh, I think I know the mountain you're speaking of! That site was one I had marked as being of interest as well. Judging by its location on maps, it's right on top of where... well, I believe there might be something there in addition to gold. Of course, where the excavation occurs is entirely your choice- it's your future quarry, after all."
*Sounds like a plan!*
โBolgimerez will do nicely. Being further away from the water will make it easier to defend. Iโll speak to the Tayr and send our troops over as soon as possible. I believe the Tayr will be greatly pleased to hear this.โ Bajir is looking very pleased herself.
The Grand Architect seems very pleased as well. "I hope he is! I look forward to our partnership- and to seeing this new settlement flourish."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
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I cock my head in confusion. โAh. Soโฆ we once knew each other. Oh. Well, I havnโt quite recovered my memories, butโฆ hm. It seems you have fared better in waking up in a new age, no?โ
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
They look around them, before speaking through telepathy to him, not wanting to be overheard. "We only 'met' once- when you had arrived at the Emperor's court to discuss... I don't remember what the discussion was actually about. I don't believe we spoke to each other, but I only just now recognized you from then- My memories of back then are somewhat hazy as well. I've been faring alright- have big plans."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Sweet!*
"The most promising sites I've found were a good deal northeasterly from here, but still manageable. It was among some stony foothills where the far edges of the Fields of Falanenon border the Tsaritsa river. The close proximity to the river would be quite handy in transportation and trade and I imagine you could quite easily begin shipping your materials down. There were a few others but the other more promising one was more centered between our townships as the crow flies. However it doesn't have the advantage of being on the river. It is a small mountain my people call Bolgimerez which means 'crouching giant.' I believe that giant may have a heart of gold."
Kingdoms and Crowns officially has more posts than the Cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
<They literally said that they're going to target you immediately after they defeat me. >
<Would it make it better if I said that I technically didn't ignore the limit? If the limit had been in place beforehand, I would've just used a different combination of buildings. Alas, Arch has outlawed multiple of a population growth buildings too.>
<And, of course, my settlement is located on the coast! It's way up in the mountains, like 10,000 feet up, but the mountain's on the coast! (My peoples evolved to withstand the altitude difference). I'd say that counts as the coast, wouldn't you?>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*donโt you just love how messy the lore gets when thereโs no planning? I do!*
Theโฆ The Emperorโฆ why does thatโฆ waitโฆ Theโฆ Tge Dragon Kingโฆ ohโฆ Oh. Oh yes. The Emperors court. Ha. It seems I do have a few memories. Thoseโฆ those were dark times for us Merfolk. The Dragon King was not kind to the oceansโฆ if I remember, wasnโt it one of our own settlements that started the revolutionโฆ?
*the lore Iโm planning is that this old king found an Orb of Dragonkind and partnered up with the dragon to take over the world or something. People only saw his true madness after he had ruled for a while.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Whatโs your lowest wealth class.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
<Comfortable.>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
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*Cool! I'll send the resources over tomorrow!*
They seem especially interested in Bolgimerez- even before gold is mentioned. "Oh, I think I know the mountain you're speaking of! That site was one I had marked as being of interest as well. Judging by its location on maps, it's right on top of where... well, I believe there might be something there in addition to gold. Of course, where the excavation occurs is entirely your choice- it's your future quarry, after all."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
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<Sadness :[ >
<Alright, well, I guess I'll have to go with Plan B because clearly no one wants to ally with me.>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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Good thing wealth doesn't mean anything if you get raided
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
<Well he could just make a bunch of hamlets and recruit from them.>
<He could literally make like 7 Hamlets and still have wealth to spare>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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*Do you think that matters I will personally take over every single Hamlet and recruit from them till nothing is left
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*besides i'd worry more about yourself because Gonzalo will stay out of the war because it gives him time to build up an army*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
<Oh yeah, plan B...>
<I challenge you to a duel!!>
<I'm a bit busy now, but I should be free to duel tomorrow. More info later.>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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*Sounds like a plan!*
โBolgimerez will do nicely. Being further away from the water will make it easier to defend. Iโll speak to the Tayr and send our troops over as soon as possible. I believe the Tayr will be greatly pleased to hear this.โ Bajir is looking very pleased herself.
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Grand Architect seems very pleased as well. "I hope he is! I look forward to our partnership- and to seeing this new settlement flourish."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)