*thinking about it, is there anyone here who DOSENT have some kind of big secret?*
*Fives is actually evil goo, Kaia has some kind of ransom, kidnapping thing going on, one of drizzit's chars kills people and steals their skin, and Immerral [REDACTED, but something to do with blood and gods]*
*hey hey hey, nobody ever said evil*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
“Yep. You certainly don’t want to get spotted outside of that. 084. That’s a bit off from fives, don’t you think?”
Fives is inches away from you in an instant, their metallic hand holding your throat. They speak, low and threatening. "How do you know that?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*thinking about it, is there anyone here who DOSENT have some kind of big secret?*
*Fives is actually evil goo, Kaia has some kind of ransom, kidnapping thing going on, one of drizzit's chars kills people and steals their skin, and Immerral [REDACTED, but something to do with blood and gods]*
*hey hey hey, nobody ever said evil*
*fine. morally ambiguous goo*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*thinking about it, is there anyone here who DOSENT have some kind of big secret?*
*Fives is actually evil goo, Kaia has some kind of ransom, kidnapping thing going on, one of drizzit's chars kills people and steals their skin, and Immerral [REDACTED, but something to do with blood and gods]*
*hey hey hey, nobody ever said evil*
*fine. morally ambiguous goo*
*they're a pure lil guy, just an escaped illegal magical experiment*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
“Yep. You certainly don’t want to get spotted outside of that. 084. That’s a bit off from fives, don’t you think?”
Fives is inches away from you in an instant, their metallic hand holding your throat. They speak, low and threatening. "How do you know that?"
“Magic eye drops. People underestimate me because my legs don’t work. I love the look on their faces when i call a meteor from the sky. Can you kill me before that happens?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*thinking about it, is there anyone here who DOSENT have some kind of big secret?*
*Fives is actually evil goo, Kaia has some kind of ransom, kidnapping thing going on, one of drizzit's chars kills people and steals their skin, and Immerral [REDACTED, but something to do with blood and gods]*
*Mal. He's just a nerd.*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
*thinking about it, is there anyone here who DOSENT have some kind of big secret?*
*Fives is actually evil goo, Kaia has some kind of ransom, kidnapping thing going on, one of drizzit's chars kills people and steals their skin, and Immerral [REDACTED, but something to do with blood and gods]*
*Mal. He's just a nerd.*
*aha!*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“Yep. You certainly don’t want to get spotted outside of that. 084. That’s a bit off from fives, don’t you think?”
Fives is inches away from you in an instant, their metallic hand holding your throat. They speak, low and threatening. "How do you know that?"
“Magic eye drops. People underestimate me because my legs don’t work. I love the look on their faces when i call a meteor from the sky. Can you kill me before that happens?”
Their voice drops another octave. "No, but I can damn well survive it. I can also rip you apart right now. I haven't had to kill anyone yet, but I'm prepared."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
“Yep. You certainly don’t want to get spotted outside of that. 084. That’s a bit off from fives, don’t you think?”
Fives is inches away from you in an instant, their metallic hand holding your throat. They speak, low and threatening. "How do you know that?"
“Magic eye drops. People underestimate me because my legs don’t work. I love the look on their faces when i call a meteor from the sky. Can you kill me before that happens?”
Their voice drops another octave. "No, but I can damn well survive it. I can also rip you apart right now. I haven't had to kill anyone yet, but I'm prepared."
“I’m pretty tough to kill.” He says, looking down at the ring on his hand. “Now let me go.” Intimidation: 17
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*which saving throw would go against intimidation?*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*which saving throw would go against intimidation?*
*probably some form of contested wisdom check, Insight?*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A Strugel (stout stoatfolk) in pajamas is riding a little boat into town. It floats a couple inches off the ground. The little creature inside doesn't seem to be directing it, simply laying on their side and holding a malformed crystal skull as if it were a teddy bear.
A Strugel (stout stoatfolk) in pajamas is riding a little boat into town. It floats a couple inches off the ground. The little creature inside doesn't seem to be directing it, simply laying on their side and holding a malformed crystal skull as if it were a teddy bear.
A woman wearing abright, colorful costume with long sleves and a straight skirt accidentally bumps the boat, falling to her hands and knees and dropping her massive halberd, which clatters on the cobblestones loudly
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
A Strugel (stout stoatfolk) in pajamas is riding a little boat into town. It floats a couple inches off the ground. The little creature inside doesn't seem to be directing it, simply laying on their side and holding a malformed crystal skull as if it were a teddy bear.
*are you just porting characters from auttum country on to all these other threads?*
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor is walking, and sees them. she waves
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A Strugel (stout stoatfolk) in pajamas is riding a little boat into town. It floats a couple inches off the ground. The little creature inside doesn't seem to be directing it, simply laying on their side and holding a malformed crystal skull as if it were a teddy bear.
A woman wearing abright, colorful costume with long sleves and a straight skirt accidentally bumps the boat, falling to her hands and knees and dropping her massive halberd, which clatters on the cobblestones loudly
The boat falls to the ground as the Strugel inside awakens. Without hesitation (but taking a moment to yawn first), they climb out and try to help the woman up. Being under three feet tall makes this difficult. "Are you a... landsknecht?"
A Strugel (stout stoatfolk) in pajamas is riding a little boat into town. It floats a couple inches off the ground. The little creature inside doesn't seem to be directing it, simply laying on their side and holding a malformed crystal skull as if it were a teddy bear.
A woman wearing abright, colorful costume with long sleves and a straight skirt accidentally bumps the boat, falling to her hands and knees and dropping her massive halberd, which clatters on the cobblestones loudly
The boat falls to the ground as the Strugel inside awakens. Without hesitation (but taking a moment to yawn first), they climb out and try to help the woman up. Being under three feet tall makes this difficult. "Are you a... landsknecht?"
“A… a what?” She says, taking the Stugel’s hand and grabbing the halberd that she dropped.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Yep. You certainly don’t want to get spotted outside of that. 084. That’s a bit off from fives, don’t you think?”
Fives is inches away from you in an instant, their metallic hand holding your throat. They speak, low and threatening. "How do you know that?"
“Magic eye drops. People underestimate me because my legs don’t work. I love the look on their faces when i call a meteor from the sky. Can you kill me before that happens?”
Their voice drops another octave. "No, but I can damn well survive it. I can also rip you apart right now. I haven't had to kill anyone yet, but I'm prepared."
“I’m pretty tough to kill.” He says, looking down at the ring on his hand. “Now let me go.” Intimidation: 17
“Yep. You certainly don’t want to get spotted outside of that. 084. That’s a bit off from fives, don’t you think?”
Fives is inches away from you in an instant, their metallic hand holding your throat. They speak, low and threatening. "How do you know that?"
“Magic eye drops. People underestimate me because my legs don’t work. I love the look on their faces when i call a meteor from the sky. Can you kill me before that happens?”
Their voice drops another octave. "No, but I can damn well survive it. I can also rip you apart right now. I haven't had to kill anyone yet, but I'm prepared."
“I’m pretty tough to kill.” He says, looking down at the ring on his hand. “Now let me go.” Intimidation: 17
Contested insight check: 9
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
“Yep. You certainly don’t want to get spotted outside of that. 084. That’s a bit off from fives, don’t you think?”
Fives is inches away from you in an instant, their metallic hand holding your throat. They speak, low and threatening. "How do you know that?"
“Magic eye drops. People underestimate me because my legs don’t work. I love the look on their faces when i call a meteor from the sky. Can you kill me before that happens?”
Their voice drops another octave. "No, but I can damn well survive it. I can also rip you apart right now. I haven't had to kill anyone yet, but I'm prepared."
“I’m pretty tough to kill.” He says, looking down at the ring on his hand. “Now let me go.” Intimidation: 17
Contested insight check: 3
*somehow even lower than I thought it would be*
Fives drops him. "Okay. But if you tell anyone about what I really am, I will hunt you down."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
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*hey hey hey, nobody ever said evil*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Fives is inches away from you in an instant, their metallic hand holding your throat. They speak, low and threatening. "How do you know that?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*fine. morally ambiguous goo*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*they're a pure lil guy, just an escaped illegal magical experiment*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
“Magic eye drops. People underestimate me because my legs don’t work. I love the look on their faces when i call a meteor from the sky. Can you kill me before that happens?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*anyone wanna rp?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Mal. He's just a nerd.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*aha!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Their voice drops another octave. "No, but I can damn well survive it. I can also rip you apart right now. I haven't had to kill anyone yet, but I'm prepared."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
“I’m pretty tough to kill.” He says, looking down at the ring on his hand. “Now let me go.” Intimidation: 17
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*which saving throw would go against intimidation?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*probably some form of contested wisdom check, Insight?*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Immerral is in the tavern, eating breakfast
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
A Strugel (stout stoatfolk) in pajamas is riding a little boat into town. It floats a couple inches off the ground. The little creature inside doesn't seem to be directing it, simply laying on their side and holding a malformed crystal skull as if it were a teddy bear.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
A woman wearing abright, colorful costume with long sleves and a straight skirt accidentally bumps the boat, falling to her hands and knees and dropping her massive halberd, which clatters on the cobblestones loudly
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*are you just porting characters from auttum country on to all these other threads?*
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor is walking, and sees them. she waves
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The boat falls to the ground as the Strugel inside awakens. Without hesitation (but taking a moment to yawn first), they climb out and try to help the woman up. Being under three feet tall makes this difficult. "Are you a... landsknecht?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“A… a what?” She says, taking the Stugel’s hand and grabbing the halberd that she dropped.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Contested insight check: 9
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*somehow even lower than I thought it would be*
Fives drops him. "Okay. But if you tell anyone about what I really am, I will hunt you down."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"