And the green lantern movie. We don’t talk about that
Green Lantern? That has nothing on the abomination that is Rise of Skywalker.
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And the green lantern movie. We don’t talk about that
Green Lantern? That has nothing on the abomination that is Rise of Skywalker.
Wrong, the Avatar Last Airbender movie was worse
Never watched it, but Rise of Skywalker is the worst movie ever. "Yay, let's bring back a villain who got blown into a million pieces because we can't think of anything better! Also, let's have a random fleet come out of nowhere for a space battle! Whoopee!"
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And the green lantern movie. We don’t talk about that
Green Lantern? That has nothing on the abomination that is Rise of Skywalker.
Wrong, the Avatar Last Airbender movie was worse
Never watched it, but Rise of Skywalker is the worst movie ever. "Yay, let's bring back a villain who got blown into a million pieces because we can't think of anything better! Also, let's have a random fleet come out of nowhere for a space battle! Whoopee!"
movie 9 is a 4 out of ten. movie 8, the last jedi, is a 1 out of ten. the plot is centered around fricking fuel supplies!!!!
And the green lantern movie. We don’t talk about that
Green Lantern? That has nothing on the abomination that is Rise of Skywalker.
Wrong, the Avatar Last Airbender movie was worse
Never watched it, but Rise of Skywalker is the worst movie ever. "Yay, let's bring back a villain who got blown into a million pieces because we can't think of anything better! Also, let's have a random fleet come out of nowhere for a space battle! Whoopee!"
movie 9 is a 4 out of ten. movie 8, the last jedi, is a 1 out of ten. the plot is centered around fricking fuel supplies!!!!
I’m sorry have you seen the movie Speed? One of the greatest movies ever and it took place on a bus. And yeah, what the f was that about all the “I am all the Sith”? He levitated a fleet with the force, pretty sure he never did that in the original trilogy. Did I miss that part?
And the green lantern movie. We don’t talk about that
Green Lantern? That has nothing on the abomination that is Rise of Skywalker.
Wrong, the Avatar Last Airbender movie was worse
Never watched it, but Rise of Skywalker is the worst movie ever. "Yay, let's bring back a villain who got blown into a million pieces because we can't think of anything better! Also, let's have a random fleet come out of nowhere for a space battle! Whoopee!"
movie 9 is a 4 out of ten. movie 8, the last jedi, is a 1 out of ten. the plot is centered around fricking fuel supplies!!!!
I’m sorry have you seen the movie Speed? One of the greatest movies ever and it took place on a bus. And yeah, what the f was that about all the “I am all the Sith”? He levitated a fleet with the force, pretty sure he never did that in the original trilogy. Did I miss that part?
no ,you missed nothing. the thing that made the gas plot stupid was that star wars never even mentioned gas as an issue.
True... but I guess you've never read the Legends books, which are no longer canon because of the new trilogy. Thrawn is so much of a better villain than lich Palpatine, and Jacen Solo/Darth Caedus does a way better job of the bad-guy-that-is-a-good-guy's-son than edgelord Kylo Ren.
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True... but I guess you've never read the Legends books, which are no longer canon because of the new trilogy. Thrawn is so much of a better villain than lich Palpatine, and Jacen Solo/Darth Caedus does a way better job of the bad-guy-that-is-a-good-guy's-son than edgelord Kylo Ren.
The Legends books are awesome.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!We have great music and refreshments! Current Location of The Line: Potatoloft Current Members of The Line: Tiamat, Acererak, Vecna, 1,0000 orcs, 50 gnome squidlings, 1,000,001 potatoes, the potato mercenaries, undead toster, skeleton band, Ultraman, 46 wolves, the tarrasque, Tharizdun the Chained God, Kezef the Chaos Hound, Ao, 10 Spectators, DaethedirWyndsaber, 10000000000006 enormous hell chickens,Strahd Von Zarovich, 20 sentient vending machines, PugofUtterDestruction, an amry of warforged soldiers, the Lord of Blades,two unicorns, two badgers, two turtles, two sharks, a gray ooze, a parrot, two goblins, a troll, four pixies, three faeries, a sprite, an imp, two zombies, a mimic, a demon, two pugs, three bulettes, a shambling mound, two basilisks, two animated armors, a copper coin, handful of caltrops, torch, empty bucket, deck of many things, war pick, bottle of beer, cooking pot, bone medallion, bronze key, 10 ft. of rope, half a cheese wheel, a fancy hat, two clay pipes, a rusty heirloom rapier, two fur hats, 50 ft. of rope, antitoxin, an apple, a small silver mirror, a 100 gp gem, a silver coin, scissors, an iron belt buckle, a heavy oaken wood sign, an abacus, an old spy glass, a goblin hand, a pair of old socks, a black hood, a fishing hook, a shovel, a rubbery sphere, a dull animal tooth, Coin of Maybe, Transfusion Bottle, Cloak of the High Ground, The Cloak of Levi- Floatinesses, Roll of Parchment, The Watcher’s Eye, 2 Longswords of Trying is What Counts, Brawler’s Shield, 2 Devil’s Dice, Star Shield, 2 Returning Hand Axes, Thorik’s Thumb, 2 Tank Tops, Lucky Penny, 2 Amber-Encased Spider Amulets, Bracelet of DOOM!, 2 Double Edged Swords, The Ring of Fate Feet, Perfectly Ordinary Rock, An eraser that erases wounds, Wand of the Wild, Rubber Duck, Wand of Freezing, Horn of the Sea, Clue by 4, Boots of Punting, Skull Necklace, The Disco Phial, Kazoo of Intimidation, a potato potato of Potato, a giant crocodile, seven Vigintillion rot grubs, a rotating cockroach, Exaos the god, 18726 sentient spruce bushes, and possibly a few other things that I missed. Tiamat's Band (they provide music for the conga line): Lead Singer: Ashardalon. Lead Guitar: Voaraghamanthar. Bass: Waervaerendor. Drums: Iymrith. Backing Vocalists: Demogorgon.
My favorite monsters are: Goblinoids, Orcs, Dragons, Mind Flayers, Beholders and Liches. My favorite race is Elves. My favorite Classes are Rangers, Fighters, and Paladins.
Homebrew: HotSauceball!, Ray of Sauce, SAUCE, Shield of Sauce, and the Orc Basher (for people who have the orc basher minis from Wrath of Ashardalon and want a stat block to go with them. Or you could use it if the normal orc is getting boring. Whatever you like.)
Quotes (I'll eventually add more):
"You say you are greater then me because of your mastery of darkness? My darkness is as great as yours, but I use my darkness to protect the light. You use your darkness for evil, like it was intended, while I have wrested my evil to use for good. Who of us is greater now?"
Solanar Thelendriss, Elf Paladin
“Spies… everywhere,” it panted, its gaze flitting back and forth. “Spies and traitors, all seeking to supplant me. At every turn! But no, no, they never will. I am the Xanathar, dear Sylgar! I am invincible!”
The Xanathar, from How to Play a Beholder like a Paranoid Mastermind (credit goes to James Haeck. The article it came from is Here (read it, it's gold)
Fools! Kill me, and you release Ammet, Eater of Souls!
Ashardalon
Frodo looked up at the Elf standing tall above him, as he gazed into the night, seeking a mark to shoot at. His head was dark, crowned with sharp white stars that glittered in the black pools of the sky behind. But now rising and sailing up from the South the great clouds advanced, sending out dark outriders into the starry fields. A sudden dread fell on the Company. ‘Elbereth Gilthoniel!’ sighed Legolas as he looked up. Even as he did so, a dark shape, like a cloud and yet not a cloud, for it moved far more swiftly, came out of the blackness in the South, and sped towards the Company, blotting out all light as it approached. Soon it appeared as a great winged creature, blacker than the pits in the night. Fierce voices rose up to greet it from across the water. Frodo felt a sudden chill running through him and clutching at his heart; there was a deadly cold, like the memory of an old wound, in his shoulder. He crouched down, as if to hide. Suddenly the great bow of Lorien sang. Shrill went the arrow from the elven-string. Frodo looked up. Almost above him the winged shape swerved. There was a harsh croaking scream, as it fell out of the air, vanishing down into the gloom of the eastern shore. The sky was clean again. There was a tumult of many voices far away, cursing and wailing in the darkness, and then silence.
JRR Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring (I know it's long but this is Legolas' finest moment)
Gwyn Ashe | Penelope's Call of the Netherdeep | 7th-level Bugbear Wizard - School of Transmutation
The world is a library, and each person gets their own book from it. Not all the books are as long, well-worded, or pleasant as others; But each book is magical all the same.
Just a quick correction- the Circle of Devastation is a druid, not a ranger. I'm extremely honored that you included it, though!
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Green Lantern? That has nothing on the abomination that is Rise of Skywalker.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Wrong, the Avatar Last Airbender movie was worse
Farewell.
Never watched it, but Rise of Skywalker is the worst movie ever. "Yay, let's bring back a villain who got blown into a million pieces because we can't think of anything better! Also, let's have a random fleet come out of nowhere for a space battle! Whoopee!"
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
movie 9 is a 4 out of ten. movie 8, the last jedi, is a 1 out of ten. the plot is centered around fricking fuel supplies!!!!
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I’m sorry have you seen the movie Speed? One of the greatest movies ever and it took place on a bus. And yeah, what the f was that about all the “I am all the Sith”? He levitated a fleet with the force, pretty sure he never did that in the original trilogy. Did I miss that part?
Farewell.
no ,you missed nothing. the thing that made the gas plot stupid was that star wars never even mentioned gas as an issue.
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This is not a Star Wars thread.
I support the Last Jedi.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
what??????? you like last jedi???
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True... but I guess you've never read the Legends books, which are no longer canon because of the new trilogy. Thrawn is so much of a better villain than lich Palpatine, and Jacen Solo/Darth Caedus does a way better job of the bad-guy-that-is-a-good-guy's-son than edgelord Kylo Ren.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
The Legends books are awesome.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
looks like it is now...
everyone, back on topic!
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
>Extended Signature<
fineeeeee..
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if you want to talk about star wars, thread necromancy this old thread. https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/90335-star-wars-homebrew-thread-and-discussion
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
>Extended Signature<
I shall
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I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Dragon Prince is the best show on Netflix
Had to delete half of this because I no longer associate with GI
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I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
join the TDP cult!!
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
what is that?
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
My Extended Signature:
I am the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien cult. Join Here! And the creator of the Miniatures Cult.
I'm also a Cat Cultist of the Cult of Cats, a member of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult, the What Cult, a Knight of Ni, a High Elf, Moon Elf, and Water Elf of the Elven Guild, and a Sauce Priest and the Sauce Smith (Lead developer of sauce spells) of the Supreme Court of Sauce. HAIL SAUCE!!! I play Solanar Thelandriss/Exaos and Lindir at the Tales of Adventurers' Adventurer's Tavern, join us Here.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE! We have great music and refreshments!
Current Location of The Line: Potatoloft
Current Members of The Line: Tiamat, Acererak, Vecna, 1,0000 orcs, 50 gnome squidlings, 1,000,001 potatoes, the potato mercenaries, undead toster, skeleton band, Ultraman, 46 wolves, the tarrasque, Tharizdun the Chained God, Kezef the Chaos Hound, Ao, 10 Spectators, DaethedirWyndsaber, 10000000000006 enormous hell chickens,Strahd Von Zarovich, 20 sentient vending machines, PugofUtterDestruction, an amry of warforged soldiers, the Lord of Blades,two unicorns, two badgers, two turtles, two sharks, a gray ooze, a parrot, two goblins, a troll, four pixies, three faeries, a sprite, an imp, two zombies, a mimic, a demon, two pugs, three bulettes, a shambling mound, two basilisks, two animated armors, a copper coin, handful of caltrops, torch, empty bucket, deck of many things, war pick, bottle of beer, cooking pot, bone medallion, bronze key, 10 ft. of rope, half a cheese wheel, a fancy hat, two clay pipes, a rusty heirloom rapier, two fur hats, 50 ft. of rope, antitoxin, an apple, a small silver mirror, a 100 gp gem, a silver coin, scissors, an iron belt buckle, a heavy oaken wood sign, an abacus, an old spy glass, a goblin hand, a pair of old socks, a black hood, a fishing hook, a shovel, a rubbery sphere, a dull animal tooth, Coin of Maybe, Transfusion Bottle, Cloak of the High Ground, The Cloak of Levi- Floatinesses, Roll of Parchment, The Watcher’s Eye, 2 Longswords of Trying is What Counts, Brawler’s Shield, 2 Devil’s Dice, Star Shield, 2 Returning Hand Axes, Thorik’s Thumb, 2 Tank Tops, Lucky Penny, 2 Amber-Encased Spider Amulets, Bracelet of DOOM!, 2 Double Edged Swords, The Ring of
FateFeet, Perfectly Ordinary Rock, An eraser that erases wounds, Wand of the Wild, Rubber Duck, Wand of Freezing, Horn of the Sea, Clue by 4, Boots of Punting, Skull Necklace, The Disco Phial, Kazoo of Intimidation, a potato potato of Potato, a giant crocodile, seven Vigintillion rot grubs, a rotating cockroach, Exaos the god, 18726 sentient spruce bushes, and possibly a few other things that I missed.Tiamat's Band (they provide music for the conga line): Lead Singer: Ashardalon. Lead Guitar: Voaraghamanthar. Bass: Waervaerendor. Drums: Iymrith. Backing Vocalists: Demogorgon.
My favorite monsters are: Goblinoids, Orcs, Dragons, Mind Flayers, Beholders and Liches. My favorite race is Elves. My favorite Classes are Rangers, Fighters, and Paladins.
Homebrew: HotSauceball!, Ray of Sauce, SAUCE, Shield of Sauce, and the Orc Basher (for people who have the orc basher minis from Wrath of Ashardalon and want a stat block to go with them. Or you could use it if the normal orc is getting boring. Whatever you like.)
Quotes (I'll eventually add more):
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Cobalt Soul Archivist, Frequent Eladrin, & Opinionated Witch
Characters (Active):
The world is a library, and each person gets their own book from it.
Not all the books are as long, well-worded, or pleasant as others;
But each book is magical all the same.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Just a quick correction- the Circle of Devastation is a druid, not a ranger. I'm extremely honored that you included it, though!
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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