The Honey Badger, not giving any shits, makes a nest inside the Mimic's mouth. Shortly thereafter, the Mimic spits out three tiny Honey Badgers that also give no shits. I keep one.
I feed the Mimic a piggy bank.
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The Mimic spits platinum pieces like sunflower seeds until at last, a litter of porcelain piglets with slots in their backs come tumbling out, many shattering amidst the coins below.
It takes forever for the mimic to get through the everlasting gobstopper. When if finally bores of it, the mimic spits it out at you. You got a slightly used everlasting gobstopper!
Prior to feeding the Mimic the canoe, KingWhatzit forgot to unstrap it from the dwarf's back. The Mimic spits out firehawk2324.
I feed the Mimic a fortune cookie.
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The mimic freezes solid for a minute, then slowly begins to thaw out. A few hours later, it spits out a swan ice sculpture.
I feed the mimic a chunk of kryptonite.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
The mimic belches the One ring...Followed by a short hunched over fellow named Smeagol.
I feed the mimic one Kryptonian Honey Badger
The Honey Badger, not giving any shits, makes a nest inside the Mimic's mouth. Shortly thereafter, the Mimic spits out three tiny Honey Badgers that also give no shits. I keep one.
I feed the Mimic a piggy bank.
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The Mimic spits platinum pieces like sunflower seeds until at last, a litter of porcelain piglets with slots in their backs come tumbling out, many shattering amidst the coins below.
I feed the Mimic a VHS of Purple Rain.
The mimic accepts the piggy bank gladly, feeling it's akin in some way. It rewards you with a shard of crystal.
I feed the mimic a short hunched over fellow named Smeagol that's been wondering around the forum asking about a ring...
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The Mimic spits out a family of Jerren from the Book of Vile Darkness.
I still feed the Mimic a dang VHS of Purple Rain!
The Mimic chews for a second...stops...chews some more....stops once again...and then finally "swallows" the VHS.
Out pops a TV with built in VCR that starts playing a grainy version of Purple Rain.
I toss the Mimic an everlasting gobstopper
It takes forever for the mimic to get through the everlasting gobstopper. When if finally bores of it, the mimic spits it out at you. You got a slightly used everlasting gobstopper!
I feed the mimic a cat.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
The Mimic gives you a smile with a cat tail hanging out of it's mouth.
I feed the mimic a dog who likes to chase cats
The mimic giggles from ongoing chase in its cavernous intestines and gives you a trophy saying "#1 grandma" on it.
I fee the mimic a lego set.
Do not expect people to be smart, but do not allow them to be stupid. If there is one thing I have learned it is this.
The mimic mumbles for a few moments, then spits out a completed Millennium Falcon.
I feed the mimic some self defense pepper spray.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
The mimic sprays everyone with vile pepper spray...He likes to share :)
I feed the mimic his long long evil twin! Frank the mimic...who is identical in appearance except for a sinister looking mustache!
They have a good chuckle, and go their separate ways.
I feed the mimic a dirty diaper.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
The Mimic glares at @firehawk2324, spits out their shitlist, and @firehawk2324 is on it!
I feed the Mimic a bucket of ipecac and a bucket of mouthwash.
The mimic mixes the two and chugs them happily and belches out a rubix cube
I feed the mimic captain america's shield.
Do not expect people to be smart, but do not allow them to be stupid. If there is one thing I have learned it is this.
Captain Mimic mimes out a few practice battles, then, as an afterthought, tosses you a cheap knock off of Mjolnir.
I feed Captain Mimic an old Valentines box of chocolates.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
The mimic refuses to eat the coconut ones, but eats the rest. It gives you a sappy card in return.
I feed it the canoe on firehawk2324's back
Do not expect people to be smart, but do not allow them to be stupid. If there is one thing I have learned it is this.
Prior to feeding the Mimic the canoe, KingWhatzit forgot to unstrap it from the dwarf's back. The Mimic spits out firehawk2324.
I feed the Mimic a fortune cookie.
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The mimic reads the fortune "You and someone close to you will be very prosperous"
He then tosses the Lucky Numbers on the back towards TieflingofColor. Congratulations they are winning lottery numbers!
I hand the mimic one spork so that he never has to choose between fork or spoon. :)
The Mimic spits out the thousands of horded forks and spoons in thanks, some of them are very expensive looking.
I feed the Mimic a spinach salad.